Nighthawk

Red letter day for my musical stylings, most def.

Perfect job for you, man. You're such a waiter it's sickening. Only thing better is if you were one of the waiters that sings.

I have a feeling this may be one of those black things that TSM just doesn't get. But I could be wrong.

Really? Every time I've seen him do it, he does the corkscrew pretty much before he jumps. It's like a girl Phoenix Splash (in the sense of a girl pushup). Anyway... I heard that Hayabusa had a great match with Masato Tanaka for the brass knuckles title, it was supposed to have been the best FMW match ever. I've never seen it, but maybe somebody who has can say if it's all that good. It's the only wrestling match I've been actively trying to see for any length of time. I have a feeling I'll be dissapointed, if for no other reason than I've been waiting a while.

Well, I haven't seen a trailer or anything, but that has a pretty slick poster. Except for Tom Arnold.

Well, you could just say "Joke." that would be even quicker. Or a smiley face. Nah, don't do that.

That doesn't really sound bad, if they want to make it fun. It certainly could be, but I wouldn't say so based on the concept. Aliens and the Old West can be a smooth cocktail if mixed properly. There's just too things it shouldn't be: 1. Subtle. Don't talk to the aliens of have them hiding in the woods or something. Go with ships, and lazers and all that stuff. 2. Feel-Good. None of the Independence Day 'people rule, up with Earth' stuff. Just let em fight.

That's real good. Teens react to weed like grade schoolers (or is it primary school in Canada?) react to pizza.

Admit that smoking weed doesn't hurt you. You'll have them eating from your hand.

I like it.

Quotes, as I've made well known on occasion.

Ever consider fighting crime in a costume? I think if you actually did that you'd gain a lot of admiration because people want to live in a fantasy world. Anything you do to make the real world more fake, you'll be loved for it.

Sounds fun, if utterly expected.

You know, my name used to be Voltron. I also had a clique called IDRM (I Do Rock Most of the time), which was good because there was a theme to membership rather than a random smattering of uninteresting goons. I don't remember who they were, but they were people everyone hated.

Randomly smashing the keyboard.

Nah, the Marines break down your individuality. I mean, unless you don't care about being personally great. It's all about the team. Join the Secret Service. That's some slick shit there. Or the CIA. I would say FBI, but that's what I want to do.

I'd say it's not. Considering the source I heard that tidbit came from also said it was their first album, it sounds like bullshit to me.

To clarify, you shouldn't actually run, just press the run button towards the ropes when you're next to them and you'll bounce off. Hit X just before you bounce back. Bonus, cause it's the same sort of move: When you're both outside the ring and you whip your opponent back in the ring when you're right next to it, his head will be hanging over the apron. Hit any direction and O, you'll elbow their face. RVD and Undertaker have character specific apron leg drops in this scenario, which CAWs can also use by giving them the respective fighting stance.

The guy's got a point. About the internet talk, I mean. There is a point where using it ironically comes full circle. I've now realized that I've yet to welcome back my close, personal friend Dames. Welcome back, buddy.

They even had guest appearances by Vampiro, rapping worse than he wrestled. G Unit's 'Bad News' had "I ain't a wrestler, but I'll putcha bitch in the boston crab."

You most likely WILL hear that question in England once you get talking to someone. Just out of interest, what's the answer? It was named during a period where such names were in fashion. Cuban heels, Panama hats, sanitariums, fisticuffs, handlebar mustaches, monocles, unicycles, shoehorns, sun decks, expositions and contraptions... football fits right in with those names, as you can see. Anyway, I'm probably not going to go to Europe afterall. I mean, I will go, but next year instead. I'll still remember all this, so don't feel your time has been wasted.

Oh yeah, I saved a kid's life one time. So that also makes me great.

There is no knowledge that is not power.

^ What he said. I usually keep the latest Maltin guide around, more for quick summary, year of release, who was in it and such. I'm not one to listen to critics... though if I did, I find Roger Ebert's taste to be more in line with mine than Leonard Maltin's. I find his book less easy to use though.