Nighthawk

The other day I had this Ben and Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk (or maybe Crunch) ice cream, and damn if it wasn't delicious. I ate the entire pint at once which I never do. I'll have to restrain myself before I get fat. But I know it's something I would crave if I was high, so I'll keep some in the freezer.

There's one picture of me where I look vaguely Latino.

I'm gonna smoke botha them shits at the same time. Mind AND body, yo. edit: California and Miami weed, not Scroby and KOT909

Well, there's your answer right there. I think Pepe Escobar knows better than AOL.

Looked it up where? I knew the guy who invented them, I went to school with his grandson, who are you gonna believe? A wrap is a tamale, you fool.

Sure you did.

No, Mexicans eat them, they just weren't invented there. They were invented here, by immigrants, in Texas I believe. Pizza (as we know it today, anyway) was invented by Italian immigrants in Brooklyn.

Burritos are an American invention. So's pizza, by the way.

If you're going to have posters, you gotta do it classy like me. Some ripped up picture of Korn you pulled out of a magazine isn't going to cut it.

Was it the most def performance where they were in the car and he was rapping "Close". I GOT to have that shit on mp3 man. That was hot. I've got an mp3 of that, but it's in b-b-b-bullshit quality.

I only say that cause I know he's gonna read it. Gotcha buddy! Haw Haw!

Paul is a cunt.

The entertainment center keeps all the wires and shit neatly out of view. The coolest thing in my bedroom is an Italian Godfather poster. Part of a gangster motif, along one wall runs that one, Goodfellas, Scarface (not the white and black one), Casino and Bonnie and Clyde posters. I also have a Japanese Seven Samuri poster, which is cool too. Rounding out the posters is Dawn of the Dead, Evil Dead, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th. I think the posters are what really ties it together. Oh, those are all in frames. What drives me crazy is posters just tacked or taped up. I think it's my ocd, but I can't deal with it.

I can't fuckin decide, anyway.

What? Nobody ever showed their tits. Except me.

I kind of wish I could be a Trekkie. It's completely pathetic, but it must be nice to have something you enjoy THAT much. I don't even like sex that much. Plus there's no question of your station in life.

My bedroom is large and full of priceless and fascinating artifacts. I'd show pictures if I could find my camera. I could show pictures all day long.

There was technically nothing wrong with Vanilla Ice. The problem with him was due to outside factors.

I don't think ya ready fo dis jelly.

You say that like it's a surprise.

You take my heart and shake it up. You take my heart and break it up. Get me to the doctor. My heart goes bang bang bang bang.

No, it's bad. If you haven't accomplished what you were supposed to in life, you're reincarnated. Once you do, the cycle stops and you achieve Nirvana. You can trust me, I went to high school with the Dalai Lama.

I'm a man.

Reincarnation is supposed to be a bad thing. You don't want to believe in it. Or if you do, it's not something you want to happen.