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  1. Bart Gets Hit By A Car shouldn't really count. You would call it that even if it wasn't the title, except maybe with "The one where" before it.
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    What is your nickname...?

    That's my brother's nickname as well. I gave it to him. Because he's fat. I've had a few nicknames myself, nothing that really stuck. My favorite was The Count, on account of some kids in the neighborhood who thought I was a vampire.
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    Useless sitcom characters

    Um... Paul? I'm not sure if that's who you mean or even if that's the character's name, but the fat bald guy with glasses. I actually found him fairly funny when he got some airtime. The Cosby Show had a bunch of these characters. Cliff's parents were basically purposeless. His father looked pretty much the same age as he was, and I've in fact checked and seen that he was only 11 years older. I'd say any of the kid's spouses on that show were useless as well. Any show where there's more than two kids, at least one of them is usually lost in the shuffle. On Cosby the third wheel seemed to shift between them depending on the season, except Theo always seemed to have something to do. Could have done without Pam and all her ghetto friends too.
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    What do you look like...

    You really do look like Chris Elliott.
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    Dead Prez any good?

    Robotic homosexual?
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    Your Top 5 Artists

    My two all time favorites are Prince and Aphex Twin, beyond that I find it really hard to narrow down. Currently... well, it could be anything, I can't really make a list either.
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    It's back!

    I fell in love with them, ate them every day, now I can't look at them.
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    Comedy Central's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups

    Gallagher at 100 is some kind of in joke, I got a feeling. He's not that bad though. He just got a reputation, very few people on the street like him. Considering how these lists are, I was surprised with it. It could have been far worse. One of the better "Top 100" lists I've seen, which admittedly isn't saying much.
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    Things that are dope

    Good enough for me.
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    Prince

    Well... that sums it up pretty well. I'll just add that I enjoy the Love Symbol album quite a bit.
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    Things that are dope

    I suppose not. I find it limiting to call it a rave drug, however. I'd say drug of choice at raves. But once that opinion is established, I can go back to calling it a rave drug, because it's shorter.
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    Things that are dope

    No that would be ecstasy... E has transcended rave status. It's for everybody now.
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    Dead Prez any good?

    They play Chappelle onto the stage with Hip Hop, it's not the main theme. I've read interviews with them, they're more anti America than anti white. They're like a blacker Rage Against the Machine.
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    Two Things

    And it's all thanks to me.
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    Hair Style...

    Bald? I'm sorry Marney, I know you're gay, but I'm really starting to like you.
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    Frigid Evaluations

    But wait, if Kotz was a Jew, he might not have made use of all that Nazi imagery.
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    Frigid Evaluations

    Sounds like a 16 year old girl to me. Does he also cut pictures out of Teen Beat and tape them on his school folder, and have a smiley face with it's tongue out drawn on the back of his hand?
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    Best Simpsons Episode

    Cofirmed that MJ wrote Do The Bartman. It had some line in it about wanting to be bad like Michael Jackson. You'd probably wonder about that if you didn't know he wrote it.
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    Times when you tried to hold it in

    Come on now, Dids. Saying something happened for an hour is a common euphemism and has no need to be taken literally. He has plenty of rope to hang himself with, we don't need to throw him more. My story relating to this thread is watching my mother crash the car into the neigbors house. It had been raining and the driveway was full of water, so I got out up the street so as not to get my shoes wet. I watched her drive up, apparently hit the gas instead of the brake, careen wildly and smash into the neighbors front porch. I was only 90% sure she wasn't seriously injured, but I had to laugh anyway.
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    Don't you hate it when...

    qwhief was in there. That's good.
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    Religious humour

    That's pretty good. The way the kid looks at the camera after stabbing him in the side was the high point.
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    Hair Style...

    I had an aunt that cut hair too, except she was bad at it. Lucky for me I could sort of pull off the bowl cut because that's what it came out as no matter what you asked her to do. I still have a chunk of my ear missing.
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    Bat Out Of Hell

    Paradise By The Dashboard Light for me.
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    Battle Royale

    That's the one I've got. I like it, but it was hurt because I read the book first (amazing), then the manga (pretty damn good and I don't like manga at all), and then saw the movie. Each of those was progressively worst than the one preceding it. It's still real good. I love the soundtrack, and Beat Takeshi is, as always, the man. If you really like the movie, you'll probably dig the manga, but every one of you should read the book if you haven't already. It's awesome.
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