Nighthawk

You do realize that a mod like that would have banned you long ago?

Second.

That ass was totally not hers.

You should.

No we don't.

Happy birthday, cunt.

Frigid has nothing to worry about. He's with me, and Dames is scared of me.

That's "Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By" by Lovage, who is better known as Dan the Automator. Yeah, you want that. It's real good.

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Put on one of those beanies and you'd be so much of an AIDS patient you could wear it for Halloween.

As experienced as Carlin is, I'm sure he knows how to work prospective material. I don't doubt he'll drop what doesn't work.

No, but I've eaten there.

He used it on Orlando Jordan after that, though I don't know when.

21, generic sinister location.

Editted for Accuracy Funniest 'edited for' post I can remember, apologies to CWM. Oh, and even though we all know I'm king of the gods, a synopsis would still be nice.

Well, you're also pretty slim. The beard is more AIDS though. I never hear it myself, I'm probably too husky for it. I did go to Disney World once with a bald head and in a wheel chair. Everybody was letting me go ahead of them in line, and when they had the parade, everyone stopped and had their picture taken with me. It was great.

The same way you can walk off a drawbridge closing on your head.

Sure, go for it.

Look how many people filled out the survey who don't care or actively dislike the concept of the survey or it's nature. The answer is more surveys. People love filling those out.

I now have a random dissatisfaction as well. Calling things "gift sets" as if they are only to be given as gifts, "collectors editions" as if you can only have it if you are a "collector", or (this one really only applies to dvds) "special editions" when it's the only edition there is.

You can asign the posters a corresponding god. Of course, mine has already been established.

I never really noticed before, but it makes you look like a cancer patient.

Saying that it'se being taken too seriously is taking it too seriously. Do what you feel compelled to do and no more.

Those days are over. I run this show now. I am Zeus, or Odin if you prefer.