Nighthawk

Just some assault and battery charges as a juvenile. I'm clean now, I swear.

Speaking off which, you want to see something sick? Go into the WWE folder and look at the thread about Shelton Benjamin needing a new finisher. There was rampant gratuitous quoting in there. To demonstrate how ridiculous it was, I quoted this massive, multi quote post directly above mine, and all I said after it was "Yeah." They didn't react to it at all.

No, I don't think we could require that. What would be done if they didn't? Ban them? I think not. A better bet would be to start that thread yourself and request that it be pinned. Most would log their name changes as a courtesy, given the opportunity.

Keep in mind --- the Rikishi Driver was about as safe a head drop as one could do (the head never really threatens to hit the mat and it looks damned cool) and IT was banned. Alas --- I LOVED that spot. Rikishi has sucked pretty hard without it. The screwdriver is extremely difficult to do properly (Scott Steiner is one of the few guys capable of actually doing it). Keep in mind, if its botched, that is a 6-7 foot drop on to the top of your head. Not something I'd want to take. -=Mike Yeah, I know where your coming from now, I just took the idea from the Briscoe vs Briscoe match from ROH "Honor Invades Boston", when Jay did the Screwdriver on Mark, it doesn't look as dangerous initially, but when they show the reverse angle shot, it's shows there's no margin for a fuck up at all. Someone needs to bust out the Cut throat driver from that match I would mark out for that, although that's probably as bad a bump to take as anything else mentioned so far. Yeah.

Bad time to say that, Bruiser. This one's more of a "how to make it worse" discussion, and there's another Simpsons thread right under this one that's all positive.

It isn't sad. It's cool.

Number one, yes. No margin for error. Number two, most everyone who uses that move is fat/muscular, so their thighs are big enough to shield the persons head. Shelton isn't. Number three, they outright banned head drop moves, period. They made Mr Seniority Undertaker stop doing the tombstone, which he had never injured anybody with. Granted, they're bringing it back somewhat, but the point stands.

Man, the name of the move is Overcast.

I'm pretty sure most of those were jokes. You could do the Burning Hammer, just do an FU style flip to a stomach bump, the way it originally was in (once again) the Smackdown games. Shelton Benjamin has done a wrist clutch exploder a couple times though, in fact Charlie Haas has as well. I think I even remember Jamie Noble pulling one out.

What? I would kill anyone who said that. I am so against a gimmick episode being called the best. My favorite is Cape Feare. Sideshow Bob shows were some of my favorites back then. I don't have much justification other than every gag worked for me. I was one who really liked the rakes.

Thank you for not quoting.

That's what it seemed like, but I like to give people the benefit of the doubt.

Explain yourself.

You got me man. Your finisher should be the Semantics Driver.

HOLY FUCK! That move is sick. Not really, just the selling.

Which he got by stealing Kotz's bike.

Yes it can. Look, as bad as the show is, you can't make radical changes like that. That would make it an entirely different show. For one thing, they're the same age for 15 years, then all of a sudden they decide they're not anymore? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Eveyone will say "Yeah, the Simpsons was great, too bad they ruined it by having them get old." I remember a while back there were a few people who thought they should kill off Marge. Idiots. This is just basic tv stuff, that shit doesn't work. The problem isn't that they have no new ideas or situations, so they need to change everything to get new ones. It's that the writing is bad.

I was joking about a Springboard 900 Phoenix Splash. I don't even think that's physically possible, except maybe from Jack Evans. Just speculating, he seems like a cutter type of guy. In fact, I have the perfect move. That one where you throw them in the air like a flapjack, and catch them in a diamond cutter. In the Smackdown games it's called a samoan neckbreaker. Perfect.

Inverted.

Springboard 900 Phoenix Splash.

I don't know, they just said don't. I don't want to quit, I like it. I'm not one of those who smokes and apologizes for it. I think it's good, and more people should start. I don't know anyway man, I don't feel addicted like the way people talk about it. When I've been locked up, I didn't smoke for a couple months at a time, or when I visit my father I won't smoke. Sometimes I'll think a cigarette would be nice, but it doesn't feel like a craving. It really doesn't seem to bother me.

Yeah, you're usually right, I just think there's not much worse things that could happen to you that attacking someone in righteous anger and getting your ass handed to you. Ever watch that documentary about the hit man they called Ice Man? He liked to torutre animals and I bet he could take any of us. Most serial killers like to abuse animals too, or did when they were kids.

I don't know why people think they're going to beat an animal torturer if they see one. They'd probably kick your ass and then beat the animal worse for causing all the trouble.

I bet the movie will be one of the worst things you could imagine.

By the way, you graded me in my own thread with a B. On a 1 to 10 scale, that would be like an 8, nearly twice what you gave me here.