Nighthawk

How cleverly original.

They won't be. Those days are over.

Beethoven was the dog.

Actually, he kinda looks like you. So I think it's quite clear why you're sticking up for him. By the way, after a bit more consideration, the third chick looks a little masculine. I consider it a positive at that level, but, you know... just so you know.

But remember, you can go through all that effort and still suck. There is a learnable skill involved, but there's a natural talent you either have or you don't. There's no shame in just giving up, or sucking forever. Try writing something else, or paint a picture. That'll probably suck too, but trying builds character.

Indeed. I don't know about the girls, but you look like Francis Buxton.

Well, Choken, if you are full of shit, don't just admit it. Think of some explanation. I'd like to see what you can do.

He's probably deaf in one ear or some bullshit.

Man, I loved Captain Commando when I was a kid. I dumped so many quarters into that. When I play it now, though, it seems... bad. Still enjoyable enough, but with a sense of "This is what I used to love playing so much?" More of a slash em up, really, but Strider is my all time favorite game.

I didn't feel like making a touchy-feely "contribution." Fuck off. God, Marney is sexy. I shouldn't say it, but... you know.

Decoy urine is your best bet, yeah. Not so hard if you know someone willing to donate, which most people do.

I agree completely, which is why what I put above is a direct style representation (rip off) of muMs.

This is a picture of me and Scrooge. That's something.

Chalk up another to my Kingpin-like sway over the board.

Here's one I wrote: Ode To A Toothache Pain is as I feel I can’t… can’t focus Can’t tell what’s real Right about now I’m thinking Maybe wishing For that lethal injection I have no objection To the welcome embrace of death Maybe… maybe then I could get some rest Some release from this hell I’m locked up tighter than any cell I would gladly put a gun in my mouth I want to scream, but I can’t call out All I can do is lie and wait, wait for some relief I need to escape, I can't take another delay But the doctor, all he can say is wait til the next day I would kill that motherfucker, kill him with a quickness To alleviate my sickness and relax my tension I’m looking for needles, gas, Novocain to put my pain on suspension Get this motherfucker out! Get it out of my head Rip it from my body, kill that bitch dead I’ll pay any price, do anything for relief I hate everything, fuck the world. Fuck my teeth. Yeah. Fuck my teeth.

Yes, in this thread, I'm only grading people who ask to be graded. Ask away. I may end up picking posters at random if I get bored.

1. NWA - Straight Outta Compton 2. Dr Octagon - Earth People 3. Dr Dre & Ice Cube - Natural Born Killaz 4. Ice Cube - I Wanna Kill Sam 5. Dead Prez - Hip Hop

*administers rectal hurricane on anyone reading this*

No, you don't need to explain. 14 is an acceptable age for that.

I also enjoy breakdancing.

She probably won't, but I will. You a punk bitch. I'm sick of motherfucking adults watching a motherfucking children's cartoon and being all defensive and shit about that shit. Motherfucker, they intentionally put that adult shit in there to get your money as well as children's money. You motherfuckers be acting all like it's some shit to be defensive about and shit it ain't. It what they want. Whyon't ya'll hound me because I read the Bible? Yeah, the Bible, motherfuckers. Also Harry Potter.

I'm shocked and saddened that you people look at your children as possesions.

Choken One - What can I say about Scott? Eat TSM, puke it into a blender, hit puree without the top on, throw whatever's left onto a canvas and hang that canvas in a museum. That's Choken One. He's a bubbling crude of babble, the message board equivalent of spinning in a circle until you pass out. But enough metaphor. Choken's presence is always felt, and Banky is right, he is almost beyond words. On top of that, he's the biggest Life Of Agony fan I've ever seen... and he's deaf. Awesome. Summary: He throws so much shit to the wall, I'm surprised at how much sticks. Grade: An A and an F at the same time.

The grading is back with a vengeance. You know, I need more followers. If I had like three or four, I would call them the Rat Pack. EL BRUJO - Take the way I post, follow it to it's natural conclusion, and the result is El Brujo. Brujo is a minimalist rabble-rouser, posting with surgical precision, insights sharp as a scalpel. Brujo is to this board what Satan is to the Bible. By representing everything the board does not, he becomes the true hero of it's people. Summary: Integrity stripped bare. Grade: A Mik at Cornell - JSYK redux, Mik is not really so bad, but practically gets down on his knees and begs for abuse. I know what he tried to do when he got in the occasional scrap with some of the more confrontational posters here, but he failed. He is neither a sacrificial lamb, nor a scapegoat, merely a guy who doesn't know how to argue. His general interest posting is inoffensive, but his infighting, which is fairly long in the past, is what I best remember him for. And it was bad. He tries to relate to people on here the way you would in real life, which can blow up in your face. Summary: All things considered, not such a bad guy, but his failures are not easily forgotten. Grade: D- (Not quite good enough to get an F just because he asks for one) ViciousFish - I like the name a lot. It's one of the most pleasing combinations of words I can think of. Just now, as I'm looking through his posts, I found reason to once again post the world's ugliest picture of Lita. It's so ugly that I get giddy whenever I show it to someone. So I thank him for that. I do know VF, cause like I said the name's good, so I remember it. He's not really a super standout poster, but solid enough. Summary: Average to good poster, with other factors making me like him more. Grade: B J*ingus - Jingus was a mod, and isn't anymore. Whether he was stripped of that or voluntarily quit, it's cool either way. We all like bad boys, and I'm no exception. The post disection used to be a Jingus signature. To me, it was the very definition of needless overkill. I haven't seen him do that much recently, so that's good, although I haven't been to many of the folders he most commonly frequents. Jingus has always had a slight edge, I couldn't quite tell if it was rebel or asshole, but it gave him recognition. He's not nearly as visable as he was, which I'm not sure us due to actually posting less or the aforementioned frequency in folders I don't traverse regularly. Summary: Loose and rough, goes down smooth, less filling than he used to be. Grade: B-

ViciousFish wants me to grade him, so I'm in here looking at his posts. I just happen to have the perfect response to this, however, so I have to bump it back up.