Nighthawk

In Smackdown HCTP I'm in a handicap match against HHH, Lesnar and Goldberg. I like the challenge. I'm using a CAW of myself whose stats are all 10. It had gone on for a while, I'm pretty sure if I had managed to get the other two down I could pin one of them, but I'm all red too. I do the spinning wheel kick off the top rope, take out Lesnar and Goldberg, but HHH is too far back, and when I land, cause you land on your back from that move, he pins me before I can get up and gets the three. No shame in losing a match like that, I don't think... but I was close, had spent a lot of time working them down, and got pinned off of my own move. That's the worst.

Well, I remember Big Show wearing the hardcore title around his arm. That was good for him. Made him look big, which you know, is his hook. I like the way Austin dragged and threw it around, personally. Hell, he even made his own belt.

I can't tell if that's really what you think or it was just a way to make the generalizations joke.

I can't really do more than one either. I was asked a couple times to come over to SNKT and I can manage that because it's inactive enough that I can keep up, but not so much that I get bored. I also post at xiwmedia for their media section. I only need a post every couple days to keep access, so I can do that.

But what if MrRant is a serial killing rapist? It is a wrestling message board, it doesn't matter if you don't watch wrestling. Every single person here is a pathetic loser, there are no exceptions. NO exceptions. It doesn't matter how cool they seem, the fact that they are here cancels it all out.

I spell it theatre unless I consciously force myself not to. It's a problem.

I thought their names were Dave and Ed... Anyway, happy birthday, suckas.

God, you bitch! I hate it when people do that. Just assume he is. Don't give those movies credit by forcing people to classify which one they're talking about. Logic should tell you.

Yeah, but Rock had no problem using "The Rock" for action comedy flicks. Hogan never did anything more serious, which Rock apparently wants to.

Maybe my juvenile detention shirt. They brought me in with no shirt (yee haw), so when I left they let me keep the uniform shirt. I've since worn it during many significant events, as it's kind of become my lucky shirt.

You make it sound like getting hooked on drugs is as easy as getting pregnant by accident.

I F5ed Terri through the Hell in a Cell like 5 times in RAW 2 and she kicked out, no shit.

I'm pretty sure she's not wearing a beret. You idiot.

Whatever... fag.

They're supposed to be British and their names are "Fat Harris" and "Lord Hatred". That should have given away the joke right there.

If that wasn't it, he should have said it was. He should have been like "Man, I didn't shake your hand because I respect you too much." What I would have done.

I always thought he should have used Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. As an aside, I like Rock and will be interested in seeing any movies he's in, but I will not watch a romantic comedy with him and Halle Berry.

Speaking of Osbournes on Howard Stern, I really must mention how funny Sharon's verbal fight with the ICP was. They tore her up so bad, it was brutal. Best thing any of them's ever been involved in.

Is Droz paralyzed from the neck or the waist? I don't even know why he'd be shaking somebody's hand if he can't feel it.

I think it's Night Of the Demons. I haven't seen it in a while and I don't remember the lipstick thing, but that's what it sounds like.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre is not only my favorite horror movie, it's my favorite movie of any kind. I like it so much, that I even like all the sequels and the remake. Honestly I just have to say all horror. From obscure Italian gorefests to rehash teen slashers in the wake of Scream, I can watch all and find something redeeming. It's what I love.

Don't you listen to me? Stop acting like a fuckin child. You know it is in the gay way.

My oldest one is too controversial to post, but this is the second oldest: Done. And might I suggest, as your member title... LET'S FORM VOLTRON~! Or you could go a little raunchier with, "And I'll form... the head." From Dr. Tom, Nov 21, 2003. As you may recall, I took his second suggestion.

I'm more of a blues guy, but Miles and Coltrane are my favorites. I've been known to dig a little Sun Ra too, from time to time.

I sure as hell didn't.