Nighthawk

Reminds me of Nelly's "You ain't from Russia, so bitch why you rushin'."

Yeah, what he said.

Paris Hilton's album is good. It's time I said this again... Because she's Paris Hilton, her album is the best artificial music that can be manufactured. The production is top notch, and it could have been literally anyone singing there, it would have sounded good. She was completely expendable, but the product is practically shiny with how professional it is. It's like, good pop music, say... the Beatles or something, that's cheddar. And Paris Hilton, that's Velveeta. It's not real, but it's almost better than real. (Cheese metaphor I got from Agent)

See, you enjoyed yourself. You're not a pathetic gutter drunk yet! As for me, jesus fuck do I miss drinking. If only, if only I could achieve some sort of moderation, I'd go back to it in a second.

When the fuck did Bruiser Chong become some kind of health crusader? Seriously, it's like all the time now. As I've always said, you want to lose weight, do speed. If you think that's a bad idea, shut it.

Fuck Taiga and fuck you.

Czechers only irritates me when he tries to talk about rap, and he's mostly stopped. Oh, and I have also used stubhub with no problem.

Nice. Nobody has done so much with so little... except Bruce Lee, of course.

I thought that was the statute of limitations. So 13 year old fucking is now going in my stand up act. Just try and prosecute me!

David Cronenberg (note to EHME, you didn't add my last director pick either... my directors now consist of Kubrick, Hitchcock, David Lynch and David Cronenberg... damn, that's good!)

Purely on ratio of movies made vs. movies enjoyed, he's my favorite actor. And he's my governor too...

I bet those tickets make the chocolate taste terrible.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

You know, I've developed a sort of casual bulimia, I think. I feel no compulsion to binge or purge, but in certain situations, I'll be like "Ok, well... I'll overeat, but then I'll probably puke afterwards." I don't vomit anywhere near as much as I did during the nadir of my alcoholism, so I'm not really sure how to feel about this... Yet another teenage girl compulsion... just throw it on the pile.

I thought Deon Dark was a character in Street Fighter EX.

Yeah man... I mean, what is this even accomplishing? Callousness for the sake of callousness?

It's actually been suggested that I tattoo my asshole before. Not in jest either, this was by a girl I was dating. If I were in gay porn shape, I would. What's stopping me? Alcoholism... hey I need to start working out!

Pizza Hut

I liked Ashlee's first album, but didn't have much interest beyond that. If she got her nose fixed, that's bad. I find obvious flaws amazingly endearing.

Actually it was named after a GG Allin song.

I volunteer to donate the cum.

"God's Cock and Balls" was a common oath in the Marquis de Sade's writing. That stuff reads like stereo instructions!

There's one of these threads in the music folder too, you know. In fact, that was the original one.

It's not what you say, it's how you say it. I'm into plenty of stuff that most people there hate, I'm not afraid to talk about it. Who was it that it became a running gag that they liked Ashlee Simpson? I honestly can't even remember, and that wasn't that long ago...

I saw Uncle Buck in theaters. Nothing out of the ordinary.