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The Ministry of Chave - He's been gone a long time, but was always good. He and Piss almost seemed like the new generation of Inc and Kinetic for a while there, especially since Chave has a degree in paleontology. He's a little better than those guys though because he's more realistic. That's Chave's strength, he's entertaining like a gimmick without seeming like he is a gimmick. He does have gimmicks though, and they're not bad. He told me about Grange Hill once, I appreciate that. Summary: I Can't Believe It's Not Chave. Grade: A

OldSchoolWrestling - Apparently very eager for me to grade him. Seems to post mostly about wrestling, so my exposure is limited. I do know him and am familiar with his posts, usually good stuff. He's posted well enough for me to notice him, so he's ok with me. While searching for some posts to jog my memory, I ran across this gem: Couldn't have said it better myself. Summary: Desperately Seeking RatsMilk. Grade: B caboose - Caboose and I had some fun during my blink and you'll miss it stint in the oaoast. He was always a decent guy when we were talking then. I know he likes to drink, which could be good or bad. I remember him posting a picture of himself that was shockingly unexpected. He looked hardcore. Like a guy that would headbutt you for no reason. I like that. Summary: A guy I don't see much, but is cool enough when I do. Grade: B+ crandamaniac - Has always seemed like a nice guy, though I don't really see him post much. I know him, he was there for the good times at Rant's board, but I don't really notice him here. So either he doesn't post a lot, or when he does it's forgettable. He may have fallen off a bit as of late. Summary: A good guy who hasn't been memorable lately Grade: C+ DuskTillDawn - It took me a minute to figure out who he was. I guess I'm not a fan of this name, even though he's had it for a while, cause it's just made me lose track of him, plus it's also a movie I don't care for. But anyway, Jay, as I'll call him, is a good guy. Maybe a little too self depreciating, but decent. He's perhaps cause me to change my name, because from a discussion about him changing his last name, I got the idea in my head that Jay Z. Hollywood would be an awesome name. I may just go out and make that may name eventually. Also, weirdest thing that ever happened on this board was cause of him. He had a thread about dating this Jewish girl, while I'm reading it I get a pop up for a Jewish dating service. Then it turned out he met her through a Jewish dating service. That kept me up at night. But yeah, good guy. Summary: Nice guy who may or may not finish last. Grade: B Everybody's getting good grades now. I need more assholes in this thread.

It was in a chat once. I'm pretty sure it was you, but I suppose it might have been another Canadian.

Hm, I have never seen this, but based on Ripper's review, I think I will.

I will, man, I just have to pace myself.

They did that. Well, not that specifically, but the result was the same. It was called Soul Man.

spiny norman - The freshest impression I have of spiny is him getting bent out of shape about Banky running over cats. I'm not a big fan of people who can't take a joke, but he didn't harp on it too much. I haven't seen him around much lately other than that, but I'm familiar with him. He's pretty middle of the road. I believe he's Australian, so he was often on in the middle of the night like I used to be. Summary: Decent, but unspectacular. Grade: C+ DerangedHermit - Has quietly become one of my favorites here. Consistently funny without being abrasive about it, with enough serious discussion mixed in that it doesn't get irritating. We've never conversed that I know of, but his posts always interest me. Summary: Funny guy who doesn't take it too far. Grade: B+ treble charged - I don't know treble much directly, but I like his work. He came up with some of the funniest stuff during the old board invasions. He has been pretty funny here too, sometimes at his own expense, even though he's not really a joke poster here. He once recommended that I try poutine, which I did, and it was really good. So that's a plus. Summary: All around solid poster who I'm only casually acquainted with. Grade: A Papacita - Papacita's gangsta, so that's cool. He's been know for having a thing for Joanie Laurer, and I feel him on that one, cause a lot of people don't get my taste in women either. He seems like a solid contributer to all areas of the board, he's not really at the forefront of anything, but he's like, second tier all around. He's known for being good with graphics and such also, giving him a little extra bells and whistles as a poster. Summary: Good poster, not showing off about it. Grade: A-

Yes. They can still refer to you as Thumbtack. But I like the long version.

Yes, but not with those particular people.

As an aside, this thread is rather indicative of TSM as a whole. Squirtle does something, I steal it, alter it slightly and use it for my own devices, then everybody starts doing it. Happens every time.

Hit me up, dawg.

She was on about mental illness being fake or something of that nature. You got real broken up over it. I can understand.

Why do that when you could have just bought a shirt that said "Blow me"? They do make them, you know.

Well, you did.

Ah, relief. Now I can finish off the build up. IDrinkRatMilk - I find myself to be... whimsical. I'm like a shemale on Maury Povich, because I always keep you guessing. I'm a bastard. But I always amuse myself. Summary: A cartoon devil. Grade: Needs Improvement 'trane - He didn't directly ask, but close enough. Banky and myself have been closely associated on this board, not so much anymore, but he's still ok by me. We formed the Power Trip which everyone hated, although I contend that it just went over your heads. Even though he hasn't done it in a while, he was always good at stirring up trouble. Recently he seemed to be talking about his girlfriend way too much, so either he made her up or he couldn't believe he actually got one. Although you usually can't tell if he's legitimate or not, he will take things too seriously once in a while. I've seen him nearly reduced to tears by Marney. That was hard to watch. Always cool on aim and in chats. Summary: Banky the board persona and the real Banky are both cool by me. Grade: A Sandman9000 - Although it wound up being the sex thing I used as my gimmick, I also love violence. Sandman and I share a bond in this way. A while back he went on a suicidal tirade and had everyone fearing for his life. I thought it was great, very effective. He wasn't serious, or if he was, chose not to acknowledge it. Either way, it's ok with me. We've never really conversed directly, but I'm always interested in what he has to say. Summary: A sick bastard not unlike myself. Grade: F (that is what he wanted) Kotzenjunge - During his self proclaimed heyday, with The State and all that, I wasn't posting much or paying attention to anything really. So I only know post peak Kotz. He's cool with me. Originally he seemed like a second bananna to the Inc/Kinetic team, but he's got his own niche now. He and I share a hobby, mixing, and although I'm much better at it than him, I have love for my fellows in the scene. His stuff's not bad. Seems like maybe a guy who tries too hard in real life, but it works on here. We've chatted infrequently, he's been cool. Not long after the first time I talked to him on aim, I got high as hell and sent him this rambling, psychotic PM. He did not write me off as a complete wackjob afterwards, and I gotta respect that. Summary: Alright guy who apparently used to be better. Grade: B+ The Metal Maniac - He's another guy whose name I know, but I can't recall anything he said. Just judging by this post however, I like him. I like Eddie, and since I picture people as their avatars, he is theoretically the best poster here. His custom title is A Hurricane of Hate. I think that's rather catchy and I may use it for something myself. Ok, I looked at some of his posts. I know this dude. He's cool. Just apparently not distinctive enough for me to recognize him by name. Summary: Decent poster, lacks name recognition. Grade: B- Bonus grade: FrigidSoul - No synopsis, cause he didn't ask, but he has his lips firmly attatched to my ass, so I give him an A.

You cocksuckers better get the fuck out of my thread. Start your own called "Bitch asses slap fighting." I bet it gets into classics.

Well, there's no post counts here. Yes, it was a gimmick that asks for me. It's ok, the real reason I started it was I have nothing to do and I knew it would be extremely popular.

Well, my strategy was to punch somebody in the arm. I don't pretend that it was skill.

Very rarely. I'll try to start getting on more often.

I did it to irritate Squirtle for not grading me.

Me too, dogg.

Are you guys proud of yourselves? I mean, I don't care, but this is like a sterotypical example of what someone like what Rant was describing would say. It's fine if you practice and get good, but don't act like someone is a loser for sucking at video games.

Probably. Yeah, you're right, we did want them. It was the second incarnation where I came to the board and was already a mod.

Bring Back Charlie Ward - Bring Back Charlie Ward is really a terrible name. As you may or may not know, I usually like the posters which everyone else hates, because they bring about much humorous bitching. BBCW is an exception, because he's really not that bad. He just seems like a kid who talks too much, he's no Eagan. He does have his own sort of childish irritance though. He seems like someone whose best friends are his cousins. Recently refused to say nigger because he was afraid he would get in trouble. Has made many quotes in this thread, so fuck that. I don't hate BBCW, but I might knock his books out of his hand if we were in school together. Summary: Milhouse Grade: D Munky - Munky started out on a bad foot because his name is Korn related. My immediate reaction was "Who's this dumbass?" But surprisingly enough, I kinda like him. I've seen him be entertaining and he has said anything really stupid that I've noticed. He's just not that visable yet. And he apparently does like Korn, which usually doesn't bode well, but so far so good. Summary: Decent poster with a bad name and room for advancement. Grade: B- Youth N Asia - He and Corey Laz both used to have Mikey Whipwreck avatars, and I confused them constantly. He now has a Shield avatar, a show which I like a lot, so that's good. Now that I can tell the difference, YnA is one of the more prominant posters to often fade into the background. I know his posts will usually be worthwhile, but not always memorable. He's like that kid from Seinfeld... Not showing off. Not falling behind. He's a little effeminate, but not gay. Seemed to be posting too much in a recent thread about Stephen King. Summary: One of the solid if slightly unremarkable posters holding up TSM. Grade: B- MrRant - This may shock you, but Rant is one of my favorite posters here, and one of a very few I could see myself knowing in real life. Perfect Strangers indeed. He hates hippys and PETA, so that's a big plus. Rant has a similar sense of humor to mine. He's always been cool on aim and causong havoc at D12world and so forth. He has succesfully created other boards, so he's a step over CWM in that area. I only wish I had the time to post at them. Summary: Cool guy. Grade: A+, the + for the invasion fun. Kingofthe909 - Now I was was gonna give him a B. See my grade of BBCW. 909 is a poster that everyone hates who actually does get them riled up. Recently I was in some thread, and somebody was just posting normally, and 909 comes in all "Shut the fuck up, bitch. Fuck you." and they were like "The fuck?" and he was like "I didn't like the attitude." It was just out of nowhere. That's awesome. But now I see a bunch of quotes in this thread with is and BBCW's names on them. So I'm bumping you. Summary: Quoting bastard. Grade: C-

Sorry matey, I only rate somebody who asks to be rated themselves. I have to maintain some distinction between this and the other thread. You got your wish with CWM, but Mole will have to ask himself. I will rate myself, however. Because I asked myself to.