Nighthawk

Vitamin X - Now, I don't remember exactly, but I think Vitamin X and I exchanged a couple PMs a while ago about the existence of good and evil. It was interesting. However, I'm not sure if it was actually him or somebody else, which shows he hasn't done much to garner my attention since. I did a search for his posts and they were almost all in the oaoast. That's bad. So Summary: This is a guy who can hold a decent conversation but chooses not to. Grade: C+, unless if wasn't him I talked to before, in which case I'll have to give him a D. CWM - CWM wanted a good dissection, so this will be a special, extra negative grading. He has been perhaps best known for his terrible grammar and spelling, and his former tendency to multipost, which is probably not the best thing to build your name on. Had a laughably stereotypical occupation. He will sometimes post something which doesn't go over well, and then try to claim that he didn't really mean it. The thought of him as a father is frankly frightening. Has said that he tried heroin and didn't like it. Is a drug dealer. Has lorded credit for the famous gnome pranks, when it was in fact Kinetic's idea. Has tried and failed several times to start his own message board (he made me a mod at one of them without knowledge, assuming I would be interested). Did not invite me to his next failed board. Is autistic and brings it up frequently, often calling himself retarded. Calls Angleplex a friend, yet belittles and mocks him constantly. Likes to call people on message boards by their first name, sometimes getting it wrong. Summary: If I had to pick one person to be TSM personified, it would be Anglesault. But after that, CWM. In spite of all that, he's a good guy. He knows we're cool. Grade: B Dutch - Dutch seems to be built among all the boards in this circle, most of which I don't go to. So I don't know him as well as I could. He wanted to be graded by Squirtle too much. Used to have a not very funny comic strip in his sig. Hosted some pictures I made for UGS once, that was good. Dutch to me is a guy from another board, easily the most well known poster I know practically nothing about. But he really wanted to be graded, and I don't want to let him down, so I'll just call him an asshole. You suck, Dutch. Summary: Pirate ghost. Grade: D Dids - If you haven't seen Dids picture in Kinetic's thread about getting laid, you owe it to yourself. He looks awesome. A fat white guy in pimp gear never gets old. Seems like Dids is a new arrival, I haven't ever noticed him before, but maybe his picture made me start to keep an eye out. He seems alright, just not loose enough, which nobody is when they first start here. Dids has a good enough head on his shoulders, he's just too structured when he makes fun of somebody. Same thing as Jingus used to do, and what was that other guy's name? ... fk teale Summary: Fat white pimp. Grade: B-

dynamite1980 - Posts mostly about wrestling from what I can tell, of which I am a casual observer. I have noticed him from time to time, however. Seems like a decent enough guy. Two of the times I noticed him, he was posting pictures of cartoon characters, something which irritates me easily, but they were appropriate enough that it didn't, so that's good. Summary: I guy I noticed only a handful of times, but walked a fine line and came out on top. Grade: C NY Untouchable - In a recent thread about a riddle, came up with one the most ridiculous responses I could imagine (about someone's nickname being 'Golden Gate') It struck me as hilarious, but I don't know if that's good or bad. Ripped on DeathFromAbove pretty well recently, I always admire that. He's just starting to enter my radar, and was funny more than once. Summary: New (to me, I don't know how long he's actually been here) guy who shows promise. Grade: C+, maybe a B- Nevermortal - Recently got a quote in my sig, which I haven't done in a long time. His reformation thing was good. He's good in the music folder. I've always found him entertaining, actually. There's a couple people similar to him, but he's managed to work out his own style. I have nothing bad to say. Summary: Top tier poster. Grade: A FrozenBlockofPiss - Pretty funny, if not always terribly original. Solidly fits into the "TSM Funny Guy" mold, but his quirky bizarro style (evidenced by his charming cats, among other things) allows him to stand out. A while back, Banky, Prince Paul and myself were sort of associated, and Piss seemed to have taken my place. Being an upgraded version of me is always good. Summary: Good poster all around. He made me a custom cat picture which would bump his grade up to A+, but I occasionally confuse him with The Czech Republic, so I'll have to only give him Grade: A

Looks like I should advise you to be patient. Even though I'm grading people who asked me personally, I'll be doing them in the third person. Zack Malibu - Makes too many comments and advances to some of the female posters. I find it rather childish, even though I'm sure it's not in earnest. The teen show and bad martial arts obsession detracts from his surf pimp image. Probably due to his mod status, can sometimes come off like a chaperone who we think is pretty cool considering, but it's not quite the same. Is Dames' boyfriend. On the positive side, is one of the more personable posters here. He makes valuable contributions to the movie folder, and is one of only a handful who could hang with me when it comes to terrible movies. He's heavily involved in the oaoast, and from an outsider's perspective, seems to be holding that sinking ship together. One of a select few who could probably be with a woman in real life. Summary: Nice guy who has all the trappings off a top poster, only held back because he's a little too stiff. Grade: A- Thumbtack - A lot like a few other posters here, his failing is a lack of distinction. I can't even think of anything he said, even though I know I see his posts every day. He almost seems to have a dark edge, but... not as dark as it could be. Nice taste in music (mostly). Nice sig (if it's still the drug thing, I have them turned off). His old posting name was good, I'm not a fan off the shortening. It used to give him some distinction. Summary: A jack of all trades whose problem is that he has no hook. Grade: C+ MrZsasz - Should lighten up once in a while. Despite the popularity of the Anglesault comparison, I find MrZsasz to be a more passble comic book guy. Not only the smug attitude, but he actually like comics books, and if I remember correctly, is a bit heavy. Doesn't seem to have any middle ground between regular guy and complete dick. Can to come off as a 16 year old of above average intelligence who considers himself above everyone around him, but personally, I like Zsasz. I've enjoyed any interaction we've had, and he's really not bad at insulting people. Summary: Geeky asshole who's not bad when you get to know him. Grade: B redbaron51 - Here's a guy that, indeed, never seems to get noticed. With Thumbtack, I knew who he was, but couldn't remember anything he said, redbaron51, I straight up didn't know who he was. But I have enjoyed his posts in the music folder. I did a search for his posts and reacted like this: "Oh yeah, I remember this. Not bad." He just has 0 name recognition with me. Apparently hates Led Zeppelin. Seems to post in the sports folder which I never go into, so you'll have to put that aside. Summary: One of the faceless masses, but one who makes good posts. Grade: C JSYK - Doesn't realize that I have no beef with him. I mock everybody. But now that he mentions it, he doesn't always come off so well. FrigidSoul claims that JSYK follows him around and takes shots at him. I don't follow the infighting here, but that is what it looks like. So he's either doing that, or doing a bad job of responding to Frigid's lies. Can be mostly found in Hardcore Discussion, so you have to admit he doesn't contribute much in the way of content. Never posted anything that jumped out at me elsewhere. Never said anything rememberably stupid elsewhere either. Summary: Could be much worse, but forces me to judge his shortcomings in a harsh light. D+ Now I'm off to have a smoke. Be back with more soon.

Damn, I wanted on of those too. If you've ever seen me comment on my taste in wrestling shirts, you'll know it's right up my alley.

Yeah, it's what you call it when it's past noon.

I have to disagree, since mine said only you, and it was also loose enough to refer to anyone looking at it, although being the first response was key to it refering to you. Also, notice how I did something, and then a bunch of other people did the exact same thing. I told you this always happens.

Good thing this thread was here, I totally would have missed it. A PETA show sounds great. I hope they do more shows about stuff that a good segment of the population actually falls for, less about UFOs and junk that, while funny, are fringe beliefs at best.

Speaking of those people, how about "you only won because you play this so much!" or "I used to be good back in the day but I'm out of practice!". "You only won because you play this so much" sounds like a very accurate statement. I mean... why else would you win? Anyway, back when I was into this stuff, my big strategy was to punch the guy I'm playing against in the arm. Score some big damage during the distraction. Eventually I could pull out the feint punch in the arm, just like we were in a fighting game. I'm sure you all would have hated me. Street Fighter was my game, which was fun, because nobody ever realized how imbalanced Dhalsim was. They just assumed I was really good. And if I did happen to run into somebody who could fight back... punch in the arm.

I can't listen to Stan because the scratching noise (representing writing, I suppose) drives me crazy.

I made the exact same joke, only I used a bear.

See, I told him not to grade Dutch. He listens to me.

Hey, I was at this show. It didn't hit his kids. It wasn't even close really. Seemed to me they were bringing the guy down to the ring so Eddie could scare him. When he jumped the rail at the guy and was held back, that looked like it was all planned just to put some fear in the guy. It worked, I saw him outside with the cops, with his own wife and kid, all three crying. Also, another fan hit the guy who threw the drink, and he was arrested too.

CWM told me to tell you that he wants you to grade me.

You all need to grow up and quit acting like a bunch of guys in your early 20s.

Don't grade Dutch. He's deliberately flaunting the spirit of the rules.

You know what's not funny though? Cervical cancer.

And here's a random, off the wall, typical JSYK post: AND! RANDOM~! OFF THE WALL~! TYPICAL FRIGID SOUL POST~!

Is there anything that could happen on a message board that's better than having someone else talk about you? Of course not.

Fools. Once again I have been thwarted by everyone trying to be like me. This board sickens me.

How about you rate me. If it helps, I could call you a loser for taking the time to do this. It wouldn't be my true feelings, however. No.

I was speaking of Disney. Though I don't disagree with what you said about Maiden.

No shame in that... at least there didn't use to be. It's all gone downhill lately.