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Ha ha.

It wasn't really a spider. Try not to let the movie influence your perception of the end of the book. The spider and the turtle were just loose representations of entities which couldn't be comprehended or expressed in words. He was pretty much channeling Lovecraft there. It is my favorite book he's written, and the only one I really like. The rest are pretty good at best, It's the only one I'd call great. After that, I like The Regulators and it's companion Desperation, probably his most frenetic and bizarro work. Danse Macabre is interesting, though he's dead wrong about a lot of stuff, both factually and in my opinion.

I'll turn it around a bit, because I get asked "Do you work here?" fairly regularly... but I don't work there. At least once every couple of weeks somebody will just come up and ask where something is or something, and there's no indication at all that I'm employed by whatever store I'm in. That happens to my dad all the time too, guess it runs in the family. Less personal, but I hate people that get in an elevator and push a button that's already lit, or worse, keep pushing it like that will make it faster.

The guns.

But... the milkshake is a metaphor.

There's no reason to censor homo. It's an abreviation of a clinical term.

Is that Naked Lunch criterion collection out of print or something? Cause I want that too, and it's at my local store, but if it's hard to find I should stop putting it off.

It has a cult following of one person, myself. I think it was great, but I can't muster much interest in a remake.

Yes. I think it would be funny. But I want him to get it and not die.

Now that John Holmes is here, it should be depressing to everyone. And if it's not, I'd like to meet you.

You need to do your best to look like this:

He does it to impress people. edit: Walking on the rope, that is.

That's strange man, because I think of you as being like 12 years old. But not in a bad way.

I would love it if that really happened. I'd love it so much I'd buy every ppv for 6 months, and maybe a couple shirts on top of it.

KENTA is a strange choice to put with that group.

And if you've listened to the entire album, which I'm almost certain you would have, you'd know perfectly well that a line such as that works brilliantly with the demeanor Manson has created for 'Golden Age of the Grotesque'. Taking it out of context doesn't do Manson's brilliance any favours. True, you could pluck many such gems from the GA of G's lyrical hedgerow. I just particularly enjoy the line I quoted and you could probably sum up the spirit of the album with that one line (or maybe the chorus of "This Is the New Shit"). I like it's unmissable placement and repetion in the song... a lot of the great lyrics seem to kind of fly by, with a feeling of "Wait a minute... what the hell did he just say?" He's done better from an artistic standpoint, but for listening pleasure I think it's his best work.

I liked Wild Things pretty well too, and it had gratuitous sex on top of it. Not all that often you get that in a good movie. Cruel Intentions 2 was a failed tv pilot, by the way.

You should now pick me, because you said three fries short of a happy meal. I hate that expression. I also hate "me thinks". That means I'll have to fuck you after I kill you.

HA HA! This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. All of you that said it was stupid are idiots and should be banned for posting stupid crap. Is there a trace of sarcasm in my statement? No.

You can kill me, but only if you promise to fuck me when I'm dead.

Actually, I agree with that. Happy birthday.

Well... a bustle in your hedgerow?

I was never too much of a Biggie fan, not cause I didn't like him, I just never really got around to listening to him if you know what I mean. If this thread gets a lot of replies I'll probably use it as a springboard, cause I have been meaning to get a little deeper into his catalogue. Anyway, in my limited experience, "Juicy" is probably my favorite song of his. "Who Shot Ya" is pretty good too. The rebuttal is probably better as a dis, but I still like it a lot.

I fuck well.

If Linkin Park is putting out songs for whiny 15 year olds, then that would make their lyrics good. Anyway, "You are the church, I am the steeple. When we fuck we're all God's people." -Marilyn Manson, "Slutgarden" Actually I love that line, but I love it because it is so incredibly asinine. That's the lyrical equivalent of slipping on a banana peel.