Nighthawk

No they won't, you dummy. They've got you right where they want you.

Autism isn't the same as being retarded, ya retard.

wha? dude I hope that was sarcasm in an attempt to make fun of us. Dude, seriously, you're my boy and all, but you're fucked up if that isn't obvious to you.

That was pretty good. I'm famous and popular.

Hagar! Hagar's the greatest, I don't know why people bash him so often.

Wait a minute... chave rhymes with fav? All this time I've been readng it as chah-vey.

Banky's a good egg and I'm a good sperm. We should get together.

At first glance, it's the same length as TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell, although I'm not going to double check.

Cartman is overexposed.

I now like him. He's like the new Larry Fine.

You know what? Mole is now the coolest guy here. That thing where people think he's stupid and then like him has happened.

If you say so. That was just the impression I got off him. And I gotta hand it to you, that Goon comment was aces.

I would guess he doesn't. It's just that attention comes naturally for him. It looks like he's trying harder that he is.

I think you missed the point. He didn't want this. It was thrust upon him.

I really no longer have any reason to be here, yet here I am. That tells me something.

The suit really looked like a gay s&m outfit.

5 or 6 thousand, but I share none. I share some other stuff, but not music.

Actually, Alan Cumming is closer to 40, and Johnny's already past that. But the real reason I'm posting is to say that that Neil Diamond comment was pretty damn funny.

Actually, when you factor in my love for exploitation, gore, sleaze and porn, wrestling really doesn't seem too bad.

If I'm ever posed that question I'll usually take a more hands on approach. If it's possible, I'll put something on and tell them to watch it and tell me what's wrong with it. Then I can counterpoint each argument as it comes up, cause I'm always better on the fly like that. I'll usually compare it to ballet, which will sometimes take someone off guard, cause most tend to downplay that similarity. Oh, and don't be afraid of being a mark. Smarks are assholes.

Jackasses.

I chose this as my name because I do.

Actually I think that was in part 7.

Ok, now I will expand on my earlier suggestion of making random idiots wwe mods. One of three things will happen. They will improve it. Win. They will destroy it, and you can start over. Win. Nothing will change. Draw. It's a sure bet.

Make somebody a folder moderator who doesn't deserve it. Just pick some random idiot (or two). Think about it and you'll see why.