Nighthawk

I've only got but 3 games so far, but one of them is THUG, and it is better than THPS. You should get it.

"I'm A Slave 4 U"

It really doesn't matter to me. In fact, I generally prefer Faygo.

Hey, I'm Fucktron. Now THAT'S cool.

Fuck Family Matters.

Actually, the picture's are the same, except one is in a skirt. How confusing for the Scottish.

Now you can find a girl in junior high. Being a freak is a plus with them.

I get the feeling you have to have a mindless beurocratic job like that to get Dilbert.

Wouldn't your father already know your mom's phone number?

Unless yourself is stupid.

One toe over the line, Jesus.

He left because he said you guys were too gay for him.

Hey, you might know this, then. What are those things which are spun around in the air on a rope that make that noise? They had 'em in Crocodile Dundee. They sound kinda like..Brrrrrrawwwwwrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrr Sorry, no.

Nah, the Count is a pimp.

Sour grapes.

Agreed.

And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

Freudian slip. This board is boring.

I can play the didgeridoo.

Following the rules is gay.

Little Compton? I never heard of that before... that's a brilliant place for a white rapper to come from.

First off, Aphex Twin is one guy, Richard D. James. As a novice, you probably want the Richard D. James Album, which is his most approachable record, I think. Some of his stuff is hard to get into if you're not used to it, but you should be ok with this. I Care Because You Do is another good choice, slightly less... normal, for lack of a better word, but a lot of people consider it his best work. My opinion on that varies.

"Come to Daddy" is great, but for Aphex Twin, I prefer "Windowlicker" Michael Jackson - "Thriller" naturally. Wu Tang - "Triumph" Prince - "Batdance" Beck - "Loser" N.W.A. - "Straight Outta Compton" I could only narrow it down to six.

I had a cat named Boner, but he got in a fight and died not long ago. I'm glad he went out like a champ though. I also have four hairless rats, all of them named Ben.

Santa is scary. Some fat guy that can watch you all the time, and reward or punish you based on behavior? That's like God, only worse, because he's supposed to actually come into your house at night.