Nighthawk

Wow. I honestly didn't think it was possible to do that. But she's a skinny girl...

Death

Yeah, blow it out your ass, bitch.

Meh. It's not just my pride. It's just til these tears have dried.

That's honestly the most beautiful think I've seen in my life.

Dude...or whatever the fuck you are...I would take that knife away from you and fuck your ass with it. Don't EVER talk about shit like that, you little bitch, or I'll come looking for YOU. Trust me, you DON'T know who'd you'd be fucking with. That kinda turns me on... Who am I fucking with? Please have that conversation with me. I am pretty sure that I'm more evil than you. What? My back kinda hurts right now. I wish I was drunk.

Noah Fentz, if I ever met you on the street? I'd stab you, man. I'd fucking stab you. And I carry a knife with me all the time, so you know... I could.

I ain't got the time. And if my daddy thinks I'm fine...

Oh, I have a hobby. Drinking. God, my head hurts. Like, a lot. Pretty sure I'm not going to go to work today. No I'm definitely not going to work today. But I spoke to Jingus on the phone last night. His voice is like... crazy appealing. I can see how he sells himself as a wrestling announcer, cause I could seriously just see myself listening to him talk.

Christina Ricci Didn't think I'd take a girl that quickly, but with Kubrick and Hitchcock, I pretty much win this draft, so... and honestly? Besides Johnny Depp, there's no one who just makes me want to watch their performance no matter what it's in more than her.

WHAT? The nearest Chik-Fil-A to me is 40 minutes away, but if I didn't have a suspended DL I would seriously take the 40 minute trip. I miss Chik-Fil-A that much.

Leena seemed to think that I... did something about some name she was using. Totally didn't. Yes, when I drink I forget things that I do, but that's the beauty of the internet, there's a log right there for me to see what I did. So no, even though I told her this personally, I'm saying it in public too. I care very much for Leena and would never betray her. I cried real tears over that time she told me I was worthless.

Before the Gordon reveal, I could totally tell that guy was going to be somebody, but it never even occured to me that it would be him. I was all like "Ok, what are they setting up here?" And then like "OOOOH SHIT!"

Hitch, nigga.

PABST BLUE RIBBON! Sorry... carry on.

Number 3 on my list, and I will take him if he's still available when my turn comes back around. I didn't expect it, but hey, maybe.

I was actually debating between Kubrick and Kurosawa for my first pick. Just had to be honest about which one entertains me more. Plus, Kurosawa and Mifune do go really well as a package deal. I'm glad they went that way, I wouldn't like to see them split up.

My dad is god damn fucking insane, but I'm glad he's there too... He teaches me tolerance, because my dad basically believes every single thing that I hate. When I was a kid, reading a book about prehistoric dinosaurs, he told me "That book is a sin, because there is no "pre" history. Look at Genesis 1:1... God created the Heavens and the Earth. Nothing before that. There's no "pre" history." And I don't hate the man, but he is he is literally fucking insane. No, I'm not even slightly joking. I drop-kicked my dad in the chin on Independence Day's opening night on Hollywood Blvd... that is a true story. God, what a maniac... but like I'm not a maniac? Eh... whatever.

MikeSC's girlfriend beat him for 20 minutes with a phone! This reminds me, though, and though this should really go in the "things that please you thread", but fuck it, I have twice gone way over on my phonebill and talked to the reps (American girls both times, which probably had something to do with it), and they just erased the bill. I basically go all "Look, I didn't mean it! I don't have the money to pay this, so I'm just going to go delinquent and lose my phone... unless you can help? It won't happen again!" And it didn't... the first time was going over on my minutes, this time I sent hella more texts than I'm allowed... I just set up my plan for the infinite texts and they said I didn't have to pay the bill just this once.

Marney was probably as close to being the complete polar opposite of me as anyone I've ever encountered... I'll never not love her.

Hm, apparently Dwayne Johnson was born here in Hayward. I never knew that.

Just FYI, you have spelled "Kubrick" wrong in the first post.

I've been going through the Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds discography myself lately. "The Mercy Seat" would make an amazing closing sequence/credit song in a movie. Anyway, guess I'll contribute... The last I got on vinyl today.

I don't really know whether I like it or not. Sex is so weird and detached to me. Like I was thinking about eating shit today... I honestly don't know if I could do it, but I think so, if I was really, really into the girl. Then it would be not so much that it was shit, but that it was her shit. Like, Amy Winehouse level infatuation, we're talking. Crackhead shit, eeeeeew gross! So, I think I would like sucking cock if I was really into the guy, but I've just never met a guy who captivated me that much. Except of course Ewan McGregor.

Marney was a better poster than you!