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The funniest commercial is the one for Mayostard where the people are slaves to getting mustard and mayonaise out of two jars, and then the Mayostard Abe Lincoln bust in with a machine gun and says "Let's get the hell outta here!" Classic.

RIP to the man who indirectly contributed to more great tv than we can imagine.

Cock Shots... that's all.

I listen to almost anything, I've got tons of guilty pleasures. From Britney Spears to N'sync to Six Feet Under to The Hives to Necro to Ludacris.

I pick Cog, Honda Accord's real time Rube Goldberg chain reaction. It's just really cool. You can watch it here.

"It's a comedy that's too good to be funny." And Roseanne is probably the saddest case in the history of television. Sinking so so far after such a great start.

My favorites are the wild child episodes. Love those dumbass drill sergeants.

He died.

There are very few people left who haven't been accused of being Banky. This thread is even funnier when you know the TRUE story behind it. ::wink wink:: And no, I'm not telling you.

No, because one of them is becoming a woman.

People actually come up to you and say "I'm punk!" just out of the blue? Anyway, copied from a post of mine in the food folder: All those Hot Topic kids are punk because punk as a concept became gay and retarded in 1985. The definition of punk is now "gay and retarded". What you used to call punk is something else now, and it's better that we don't know what it really is, because it would just become gay again.

Seinfeld got way too wacky towards the end, which is why I don't like it more than I do (which is still a lot). Newman hallucinating Kramer's head on a chicken is a good example. That's just bullshit. I think it started when Larry David left.

Wasn't one of them getting a sex change, or was that only rumor?

That's a shame. I liked her fat.

The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is Tiggers are wonderful things Their tops are made out of rubber Their bottoms are made out of springs

My only problem is all those question marks.

What other characters did she voice? Helen Lovejoy Ms Hoover Luanne Van Houten misc others

That's why I'm gay. All hail penis. edit: I'm not really gay

I concur the birthday wishes.

I agree. But like the Greeks said, penis is godly.

I enjoy calling Fuddruckers Futtbuckers, but I can't remember ever eating there... In n Out is fine, they just have bad fries. And a Bible verse on the bottom of their cups.

Like Dave Chapelle said, R. Kelly's music is scandal proof. I don't think there's many fans of his type of stuff around here, but yeah, he's really really good, enough to survive something like that. Not quite Prince, but demiPrince maybe.

Alright, I didn't want to say this before, but you people who want them to make drastic changes, such as aging, you know shit. Maybe you're very intelligent people, but you know nothing about television. That is the absolute worst thing they could possibly do. Every other tv show in history is backing me up. When the writing is bad, changing the core structure of the show doesn't help. If it did, every show where they went to Africa, or Japan or wherever would be a standout episode, which they aren't. New situations are not the key to improvement, all it is, is desperation.

All those Hot Topic kids are punk because punk as a concept became gay and retarded in 1985. The definition of punk is now "gay and retarded". What you used to call punk is something else now, and it's better that we don't know what it really is, because it would just become gay again. In conclusion, be a man and wear the damn shirt.

Mr. Show for me. There was only one sketch I didn't like in the entire run.