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Hispanics probably get shitted on worse.

I've got most of it on tape, yo.

Well, Redneck Rampage sold pretty well, it's a natural move.

From way back in the day: Black guy walks past with a rap blaring boom box. Two drunk rednecks: "Man, whatver happened to real music?" Tracklist of the collection scrolls by as they headbang in the background. All hair metal, every song has the word Hell in the title. Can't remember what that was called... something about hell I assume.

Justin Timberlake can dance. He, and Larry Bird and Eminem were the worst things to happen to making fun of white people.

Nothing, I guess. Some people want to be offended and some people don't, you should just be aware of when it's going to happen.

Hey black people go to porn shops. But I guess with "dick sukin hood hoes 43" in "Tame that Black Ass 14" there, you can't really claim to be insulted with anything. And Black people love pottery barn...well the women do. Yeah...thats why I was there...a woman... But a novelty place like Spencer Gifts, fine. People go in there knowing something is going to insult them. But if I go to Urban Outfitters to buy a "I'm Irish" T-Shirt, I shouldn't have to see this shit. It isn't like there is a short list of places that this could be sold and be in a acceptable environment. I've never been in a pottery barn myself, I was just guessing. But porn shops, yeah, there's nothing in the world less pc than porn (although it's pretty equal opportunity offensive). The best clothing store to sell it would be Hot Topic, because (sorry if I offend anyone) only idiots shop there. And idiots, much like rednecks, never get offended by anything.

Sell it in a porn shop... or someplace where only white people go. Cause whether it's racist or not, I can't really see black folks buying this. Like... I don't know, Pottery Barn.

Few people would look at this game and say "It's funny cause it's true." They'd just say it's funny or not funny. Or be offended.

no You've got to be genuine. No half assed "no" where you didn't even bother to capitalize the N or leave a period after o. Fo' shame. No... and my friend Mr. Heston agrees.

Ya, that's what I'm saying, DMX doing CB4 level lyrics in all seriousness, that's funny. Straight Outta Locash is damn funny though, you oughta give it a download. Here's the complete lyrics (from memory, so close enough): Straight outta locash Crazy motherfucker named Gusto I fucked your wife cuz the bitch is a big ho I fucked your sister, I fucked your cat I would fuck your mom but the bitch is too fat When I'm in your neighborhood you better dig a moat cuz I'm coming to slit your motherfucking throat blood is drippin, I'm not slippin' bitches panties is what I'm rippin rolling faster than a motherfucking dirt bike I never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like like to eat it, like to suck it take a shit in a bucket... Straight Outta Locash!! Straight outta Locash a crazy motherfucker named Dead Mike So get ready cause you're goin for a long hike off a cliff, I'm drivin you over Now ya dead with ya fo' leaf clover Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark I'm the nigga waitin for you in the dark Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you A bullet in ya head is how I greet you A villain with a hat, and it's like that I tied yo' moms to a motherfuckin train track Flat on her back, I give her some crack It's ten o'clock - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YO MOMS IS AT? At my house (doin what?) wipin her ass She had to move... STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH!!!

no

Past Life Name: Dick Cox Past Life City: Intercourse, PA Past Life Job: Gay porn star How You Died: choked on penis

You're right, the lyrics are pretty funny, but that's cool. Reminds me of CB4's Straight Outta Locash, one of my all time favorites. "Float like a cannonball Sting like a shark I'm the nigga waitin for you in the dark"

Having been well aware of BR's reputation, I was let down as far as violence, and I'm not particularly a gore elitist. It was alright, but I agree it was more because of their age.

Yes, it's that good. It's in my top 5 of all time and I watch a lotta movies. Best of both series for sure.

You know, for the longest time I thought that movie was about a time machine.

I'd say no.

I'll buy it.

Instead of slit wrists, you should bite the bitch's wrists open and then drink her blood. She'll become your slave.

Telling my (former) girlfriend I write Harry Potter slash.

Halloween 3 (this should be excepted from the series lumping rule) Phantasm Candyman

A wizard did it.

Ah, Zsasz, where would be without you? Nice commentary. The worst thing Sir Arthur did in my opinion was not allowing Holmes to stay dead. Like Michael Crichton in The Lost World (and I make the reference cause it's funny that ACD wrote a book with that name as well), bringing somebody back from the dead because of popular demand... it's just not right. And I have read that ACD had come to hate Holmes by this point. But then, unlike other instances of death retcon, he still got some good mileage out of the character afterwards, so I guess it had a happy ending. And despite the apparent ditaste for women, I have found no gay subtext as yet, as least not by any reasonable stretch of the imagination. Holmes was just a bit eccentric and married to his work. I always wanted to write a story where James Bond and Batman build a time machine and go back in time to do battle with Sherlock Holmes before discovering they're on the same side and teaming up against Ra's Al Ghul. Part satire, part personal indulgence... but you, Zsasz, like all those characters, so I thought I'd mention it.

I'll see it, but it had better be REALLY violent or I'll be terribly dissapointed.