Nighthawk

You know who else is good, Fu Manchu. Had a mustache named after him and everything.

^ Rod Serling, in case anyone didn't know. edit: MrZsasz is not Rod Serling. Rod Serling was responsible for Planet of the Apes. Just to clarify.

I don't know that she is, it's a guess based on a couple of things. But whether she is or not, she doesn't make a big deal of it, which is good. Or Richard Simmons, who acts gayer than just about anybody, and doesn't throw his issues in everyone's face.

And not only not die, but suffer no burns from that huge fireball.

my head: h No lie, I did it three times and that's all that came out. My cock: n bnm hjjmn I could say that means my cock is bigger than my head... but you've all seen it already. My thread comes back to bite me in the ass.

I wonder what the real record is. If that's comparable, I know I could beat it, I've done 27 in less than an hour.

Saying the original is better is a safe bet. It usually is.

That's one of the darker metaphors I've heard for it. Clubbing the seal is probably the worst though.

Just be aware that it will be stolen. It can't be avoided.

Nah, I've seen both and I like the remake better. Making him Cuban made it more interesting. Plus it has more style. And I personally like the locations and cinematography.

I think of it as the id of Seinfeld.

Math is the tool of satan. Proof: we all know that the Hebrew for "spirit of god" equals the number 300. There are 365 days in the year. Add them together and you get 665. There is 1 true God. Now add 1 and 665. The answer may disturb you.

Cleopatra (and Jesus as well) also didn't speak English, as they commonly do in films. Jesus probably didn't even have a beard.

You know what would be stupid, is if they blamed Rosie O'Donnell's failure on her lesbianism.

I'm reminded of David Cross coming out as bald on Mr. Show. On the whole, I favor the Jodie Foster school of homosexuality. Or even Richard Simmons.

That's good. I only eat kosher beef... a cruel death ensures tasty meat.

Simpsons reference. The Simpsons is getting tired though, I'm changing it... to a reference from some other tv show. Haven't decided yet.

Duncan's performance as Kingpin was good. Using the Batman tv series as a guideline for anything, though, is not wise.

I'll just say that wrists are for girls, if you're going to slit something... throat. Jumping off something tall is good, but even better is hanging yourself at the same time, so you dangle over the masses. A bridge is ideal. Better yet, jump, hang, AND slit your throat. So then you're bleeding on everyone.

Same movie, different title.

Downhome, are you saying you're a hardcore fan of Catwoman? James Mason sucked as Captain Nemo.

Apparently not. But I'll tell you this: movies of this type, I can judge by the cover. I've had enough experience. And by the cover... yes, it's worth $10.

Well, yeah, but since we were already talking about skin color, I thought a different example might be prudent.

Damn, I could have won this.

It may be the right thing to do to say the color of their skin doesn't matter, but sometimes you just want them to look how they've always looked. You wouldn't want Superman to have red hair, I don't think.