Nighthawk

Cap'n Crunch

Your name is Thadd Mountain? That's way cool. Cooler than my favorite fake names (Slick McFavorite and Guy Whitey Corngood).

The secret is to encourage your wife to cheat. If she doesn't, you're good. If she does, she would have anyway.

80s sci fi/action was it. That's why I like Starship Troopers... it was so 80s. I miss R rated movies. Everybody goes for the pg 13 these days. Even though I was at most 8 years old during the 80s... I probably would have appreciated them at the time even more if I was older.

I used to have drunks come into Taco Bell at 3 in the morning and ask for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Shut up, bitch. Nah, I'm with you bro. When I see people walking down the street acting like regular people, I want to gut them.

They're somewhere between giving the public what it wants, and telling the public what it wants, but money is your answer.

I'm a Bill Murray fan, and if I had to pick one of his performances, it'd be What About Bob?, although it could easily be the brilliance of Ghostbusters, the range of Groundhog Day, or the subtlety of Rushmore.

So... who'd win in a fight, Vin Diesel or Abraham Lincoln.

Maybe it wasn't Carpenter's intention, but Halloween did start many of those trends. Anyway, TCM is my favorite movie, and is the one movie I'd actually want to own all dvd versions of just for the novelty. Once you watch it a bunch of times, you start to appreciate the humor more as well, and there are many great lines (the famous "Look what your brother did to the door!" and "Shut up, you bitch hog!" are my favorite). I'll see the remake, as I'm one of the few who likes all four movies so far, and it's not going to be any worse than them. You can see the still catatonic Sally at the end of The Next Generation, and the orderly pushing the gurney is the dude who played Franklin (guy in the wheelchair)

You didn't see the Game Show Network special? Apparently not. I read about it on snopes.

Speaking of Genesis... Peter Gabriel.

One of my favorite stories is about Press Your Luck; the guy that memorizes the pattern of the board and cleaned them out. Most people remember the show when I tell them. And I have hours of Captain N and The Super Mario Super Show on tape.

The Hex/CWM saga continues (not a match)

Hey, I never beat off to dicks.

I don't watch it, used to. I would possibly still be interested in super violent wrestling, but I don't care enough to seek it out.

but it's not nice. Shut up, bitch.

What we need is the TCM family on Family Feud.

3 of those things it said were true of me.

No, do call the police. I want the police called because of my dick.

Pinhead is gay, in that he wears leather, is into S & M, and was created by a gay man, but that doesn't make him a bad character. He's not. They just stuck him in a few bad movies.

Edward Scissorhands vs Freddy, Michael Jackson and Robert Smith. He stole their finger knives, Bad outfit and hairstyle respectively.

Jason vs Casey Jones, of Ninja Turtle fame. I wouldn't want a whole movie, but I want to see Jason kill him.

Number one is Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I can't really order them after that. Robocop is probably number 2... probably.

This is going from funny to odd to frightening.