Nighthawk

Well, I have Monsters of Rap... but actually I do have that cd, because on reading the track list, all of those songs are in my mp3s.

I got Vacation a couple weeks ago, that must have been a very advanced shipment.

I am eagerly awaiting the picture of his severed finger. This is getting filed under "cool".

It's generally accepted that Freddy was a janitor at the high school.

On a totally unrelated note, I seriously picture Zack Morris sitting at a computer whenever I see Malibu post. You, sir, are not the only one. I think we all do. It's nice to have Zack with us. I wonder if he still has the big old school cell phone? It used to be Larry David at the computer whenever you posted, but no more. I want a picture of HBK's fingerless hand holding up a sign that says "I am not faking".

So you have to buy more of them. The same reason shampoo has that "repeat" on the end of the instructions, and they tell you to use two alka seltzer when one will do the job.

Well, he plans on taking a picture, so there will be no debate. If he comes back here with some "against regulations" fuckery, though, this is bullshit.

I'll do it. No spoiler tags, so stop if you don't want it spoiled. Two: Elephant Man mask, acts like a mute, retarded hillbilly. he has his mother's head and her sweater in his shack, the girl puts the sweater on and distracts him with the head, he takes either an axe or a pickaxe (can't remember) to the head, but he jumps through the window in the end, so he didn't die Three: Like part two, but he acts more phantom like and shadowy. Gets the mask, but shows the girl his face at the end, cause she saw him in the woods when she was young. He's hanged and gets an axe in the face. The girl sees him alive afterwards but is probably hallucinating. Four: Acts pretty much the same as three. Takes more shit and keeps going, but could still be human. Takes a machete to the side of the head, falls on it and it slices through his face. Tommy Jarvis appears. Five: Some guy dressed up as Jason as an alibi for avenging his son's death. Falls onto farm instruments and dies. Tommy Jarvis puts the mask on. He was meant to be the next Jason, but no go. Six: Tommy digs him up and stabs him with a gate post, lighting strikes it and he comes back to life, and now he's definitely a zombie. He refuses to kill some children. Tommy chains him to a rock at the bottom of the lake but he's still alive. Seven: I can't remember how he came back this time... he's fully into his current incarnation by this point. Telekinetic girl calls her dead father out of the lake, he drags Jason down. Eight: He's lying at the bottom of the lake and some electrical cables reinvigorate him. He gets hit with a flood of toxic waste in the NY sewers and turns back into a (non mongoloid) boy, but this never ammounted to anything.

99 cents? Regular cheeseburgers here are 69 cents, and occasionally 39 cents.

Take a picture. I swear to god you'll be sorry later if you don't.

Stick em up your ass.

Yeah, I read that in a Chuck Palahniuk novel, but I didn't know how reliable that was.

Fooster is the Jesse Camp of TSM.

Part 5: Spoiler (Highlight to Read): It's not Jason. It's some guy dressed up like him. I like Jason Takes Manhattan.

Hit the local junior high, they'll suck you off for a bag of oregano.

It's War Machine by KISS.

They were trying to make you think it was sexual and then you realize it wasn't, but I think most would miss it. Freddy hasn't crossed the sex border with the kids (though he definately has with the teens), and there's some tension about whether he did or he didn't. Playing off of that, I think.

Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve...

I received The Hunted today. That was damn fast.

I made two garbage posts, but they were more cryptic. edit: actually, it was 3

Vs was a success, which means we're probably going to get a lot more slasher stuff, and a lot more Freddy and Jason stuff. I'm sure Jason will continue as he has been for the past 20 years, which is great, that's what I want. I'll admit that a psychological Freddy flick is risking backlash, but if it's ever going to get done, do it now. You can get away with stuff like that while the genre is hot. Look at Friday the 13th V, the fans hated it, but they made it, and the series kept chugging along. Slasher franchises are nothing if not durable.

I've got the anal beads... but I don't think you want them anymore.

This is America though, they won't show it. Like Satanico said, they won't even release Battle Royale. We already know he beat his wife and was abusive to his kid. People hate that. In Freddy's Dead, the turning point was when his wife went into the basement and found his trophies and tools and everything. Keep the movie pretty low key and psychological, then have that happen and assualt the audience will a visceral display of brutality, throw in some flashbacks of little girls screaming and Freddy laughing at them and so forth. It could work. The way they promote it is key too.

Indeed, I have become intrigued as well. I would guess Fooster is only happy when it's complicated. He wants to keep us in suspense because he knows we can't appreciate it.

I don't really know him well. My last post was garbage.