Nighthawk

I loved the hell out of it. The unadvertised cameo, and the drug addiction subplot were the best parts.

I know a guy who swears by Immortal Technique, I think he hangs out with him or something.

That was Eli Roth himself. He's said he's down to do Thanksgiving for Grindhouse 2 if it gets paired with Don't, but I doubt that will happen.

I'm also a cryptozoology enthusiast, but that shit is totally fake.

Take that, East St. Louis!

I was inspired by this. I was hung over this morning, and I'm waiting at the bus stop when I just suddenly say "Fuck this." I call my work and tell them I can't come in because my cousin killed herself and I'm emotionally devastated. I then go to the store and bought some cinnamon rolls, a gallon of milk and a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, went home and consumed all of this while watching porn and chatting online with girls about comic books. Living like a king is right... damn hell ass king! I can't remember feeling that good in forever unless I'm cumming in someone.

I laughed through the whole thing.

You know those people who are legitimately prepared for a zombie apocalypse and actually pretty bummed out that it probably won't happen? Yeah, that's me. And that's one reason why... zombie children. Fucking fun.

Girls actually get insulted that I like them when I tell them Amy Winehouse is my celebrity crush, so I've started saying it's Heath Ledger instead. That gets em wet.

33. That's way low.

I have a strong desire to beat the shit out of a small child. I'm not sure why... maybe because it would be easy. It's like that Louis CK bit about taking his daughter for ice cream when she had a black eye, and people assumed he hit her. "It's like, if I hit her, she wouldn't have a black eye! She would just be decimated! She has no defenses, none!"

Everything pre black album is great, but I basically just pretend they don't exist anymore. I agree, I don't understand how anyone could view them with anything but contempt now.

Ass to ass... best quote in the history of quotes. The perfect answer to "So what do you want to do tonight?" I think the only one that could be better is Patrick Bateman's "Don't just stare at it, eat it."

Nigger what? You ain't even seen me in my prime. Eatin' baby brains, baby veins, baby spines. I know they be cryin' when I'm cuttin' off the neck And peelin' off the skin for some baby-fried croquettes Baby killin' spine, that baby-killin' mind A fifth pint of gin cause I know I'm doin' time So catch me now before I do my next crime My kids' gotta eat, somebody's baby's on my mind, nigga.

I came.

Batman is fucking god, there's no way around it. Iron Man? Iron Man is shit, Iron Man is nothing... and I love Iron Man, but compared to Batman, that's just true. You just gotta deal with that.

There's nothing wrong with going to the movies a lot, I see at least one a week too. The problem is making a contest of it. Solution: cheat and say you went to movies you really didn't go to. That will balance it out.

Oh, Bob, you and your friends are faggots for taking part in such a contest, so you lose automatically.

Good Parker, good. I seriously, and I am not joking at all, care about making this girl feel better about her life. There's nothing funny about that. If you want funny, find my cyber transcripts with Yuna. Now that was funny.

Hm, I don't know. I think it's super smart. I relate to the Joker so much that it actually freaks me out somewhat, and I really don't understand myself at all, and it's like "Yeah... that's it." Haven't really felt like that since Tyler Durden. I think it really portrays a self described "agent of chaos" in a way that few movies do.

Faking Tourette's... For the love of god, the BBC doc "John's Not Mad" is funnier than any fake Tourette's could ever be, and that dude really had it. He had, like, the most severe case of the swearing version in recorded history. Well, second worst, some kid came along later who had a more severe one, but the doc about him, while interesting, was not as funny. John's Not Mad was lightning in a bottle. Everyone should go out of their way to see that.

You can practically see the jealousy dripping off his words. He's an intelligent guy, he memorizes entire scripts for his movies, there's more going on there than just "not getting it."

Oh yeah, loved Johnson.

I'm playing this as developing a natural rapport with her, organically. So it may not get you guys immediate results, but I assure you I'm on the job.