Nighthawk

I would try to save her, but you won't let me.

The Chili is ok. But yeah... the cornerstone of Wendys is the spicy chicken and the frostys.

The Brady Bunch Fuck you.

farts > shit

There's just nothing about farts that isn't funny. I can't even make them erotic.

Pussy ass bitch.

"dancing on air jordan" is that before and after category they do, where they combine two phrases. "back in black motherfuckers with guns kill people" style.

Who ever said things got better after you hit the bottom?

Good Morning Burger. That's the shit. I tried modding the fries at In n Out. I think I actually prefer them "light", ie raw. Slightly undercooked potatoes are what's up. I used to do that with has browns I'd make at home.

17 18 The List... I couldn't find a picture to represent the List, so this is VH1's The List.

But she ended up not having it.

No, you probably should kill yourself. I've heard "gentleman and a scholar" a couple times. I think the best compliment I've ever received was the number of times Heath Ledger's Joker was compared to me. Tyler Durden as well.

That's what takes Jehovah's Witnesses past obscure alternative religion and into psycho cult.

I seriously would. no shit. I am fucked up in the head enough that I'll try... I'll try... What is her real name? I'm Dave Thomas McLaughlin. Call me whatever name you want.

Tha's pretty fucked up. I've brought up the Killer Croc/Tiny Lister idea before, and been asked about it after the show, but a question about Harvey Two Face? That's fucking stupid.

I like you, Mik. You share my brutal pessimism.

Fuck you.

O Brother Where Art Thou? > EEEEVERYTHIIING!

10) I'm fuckin' Nighthawk.

Now we're talking. There are a few albums that I just outright will not allow someone to dislike based on their chemical dependencies. Best example: Marilyn Manson's Mechanical Animals. I am an unapologetic Marilyn Manson fan, but if anyone dislikes that album, I tell them that unless you are a heavy user of disassociave drugs, you absolutely will not "get it". True.

I no longer refer to myself as Milky, as Milky represents the ugly, hate-filled man I was. Representing my new beginnings ("What's that, the feminine hygiene spray?"), I have rechristened myself as Nighthawk.

I will gladly admit that I enjoy utter crap as far as comedy. I'll sneak in. Thanks for the warning, though.

I try to come forth as overly rude on this board, so it makes sense for me to say they were obviously joking, you dumbass.

Fuck you.

A Saigon whore. Close it.