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I would eat that if I could get my mouth around it, and then force myself to throw it up... yeah, I do occasionally practice bulimia, for shit like that. But y'know, I'd have to say hot dogs here. I dunno, I know the burger has a lot going for it, but I've just always loved hot dogs. Maybe it's the phallic symbol. If you put me on a desert island and gave me one food forever it would be spaghetti, but my second choice just may be hot dogs. I'm into all those weird sausages too, bockwurst and stadium brats and all that.

You see guys, that's why I like Marvin. You can rip on him all you want and he doesn't care. True of a lot of my favorite shitty posters here... but not Jingus.

That's three things. But actually, since I drink some kind of energy drink every morning, I've been told by a couple people that Big Lots is the place to go. So that's true. Big Lots, and also Smart and Final.

Yeah, but that's a really old story that's been done a thousand times anyway. I absolutely do not mind car chases and ripping off Mad Max either... remember, I loved Doomsday.

I'm totally going to see that (the real one, I mean).

Yes, I know you asked me a few days ago about things I particularly enjoyed, and that's a good point: the boy/girl fighting is excellently done, I noticed that too. Besides the typo issue, the main complaint I've heard is that David isn't in it enough, but this is from people who know me, so that's what they wanted. I don't think that's any fault of yours.

The word is "suicidal", but the portmanteau Suicidle would be a good band name. Like, gothic shoegaze or something.

You forgot lazy... clumsy... dim-witted... monstrously ugly...

Who's seen the movie Brain Donors with John Turturro? Funniest thing ever, but nobody seems to know about it but me.

The picture I posted was Ollie North and Reagan. Iran Contra, get it?

While I don't obsessively follow celebrity gossip, I dabble in it. Seems like I would have heard if they were. It's the kind of thing they'd mention.

Which is a more well known Christian allegory... the Chronicles of Narnia or the Pilgrim's Progress? I've seen both described as "arguably" the most well known Christian allegory. I anticipate this being a hotly debated issue.

Well yeah, not to mention the fact that Batman is like 70 fucking years old. Still cared about Batman? Yeah, I was blindsided that people still cared about that passing fad of rock and roll. I expected that to go out with talking pictures. I mean, who needs picture and sound?

Hm, yeah, because Portland Maine isn't really that small of a town. Speaking of bizarre trailers... are you guys aware of the Beverly Hills Chihuahua trailer yet? It was before Wall-E, but one of the girls I was with said it had been an internet meme for the past four months. I never heard of it. I was totally expecting there to be a joke at the end and they say "Drink Coke!" or something, but no, it's a real movie. Look that shit up if you want to stop believing in god.

I worked in a grocery store for a couple months. Miserable. Guy complains the line's too long: "You just lost a customer." I think "Good. I'm not on commission, asshole." There was a woman there named Jan who had been working there 40 years. She reminded me of a very old Jan Brady, too. Everyone thought she was a bitch, but you just had to understand her perspective of working there for 40 years, and she was ok. That was also the job I went to the drunkest. One morning it was time for work, and I was so absolutely hammered I didn't even attempt to drive (and I'd drive drunk), so I tried to walk, and the police stopped me and said I was too drunk to walk. This was a fairly nice community, so they just took me home. I waited a few minutes, then called a cab. Worked an eight hour shift. You have to admire my dedication to my job. Most people would just call in.

I've read both actual Santa erotic fiction, and one where a guy gets raped at a truckstop by a guy who looks like Santa.

Yeah. Other than just general "Go to the Tenderloin." or "Hang out in Haight." all I know to suggest is legitimately gay. I mean, it's kinda like NY, in that a case could be made for just walking around and taking in the culture. If you want to party, I don't really do that, unless you mean party as in gay sex. There are straight and bi sex clubs too, but... they're not really that good to be honest with you.

On that note, I just heard about a band called Witchfinder General. That's also the name of a 60s horror movie. With Vincent Price. It's not bad.

That was implied by what he said. Also, update the picks in the first post. It's been a long time.

You can be such a dumbass sometimes.

The correct answer is neither, because you'd already know they were going to do it, and in fact made it so.

I'd like to help, but all the best stuff I know to do is gay.

She's not that bad off. She has it better than most people who do that many drugs, because she's rich and famous. Actual crackwhores can live for decades.

I only missed how many years a senator is elected for, which makes sense because I don't vote.