Nighthawk

I wanted pure visuals, and will see it on IMAX. All that storyline sounds like a drag, and I am not a fan of the series at all. Better bring some drugs.

It's an all arounder for people who don't really want to give it much thought. I've actually heard "Sweet Child O' Mine" called best ever more often, though. It is better than Stairway, but I don't have an opinion on best ever.

Yeah, like riding the short bus to retard school.

I dunno. I definitely love Tom Waits, but it's pretty downer. I mean, he is often my choice if I'm in a depressed drunk. Which is cathartic, but still sort of a bummer. Might be appropriate for a desert island, as I'm frantically asking "Why is the rum gone?" Still, I actually enjoy enough of his work that he could be picked heavily and I could still come up with something I'd be satisfied with. I may do that or not, I'm not sure yet.

I've been downloading some audio books off of limewire (great for commute, as I can't drive anymore, and for bedtime). From Edgar Allen Poe: The Raven read by Christopher Walken and The Black Cat read by Diamanda Galas. Good shit!

Well, mine was middle school, and he lives in a foreign country, so not quite so bad. I did get sex ed in 5th grade, although they gave the parents an option to not let their kid go, which is what happened with me (I'd already been taught at home). I was present at the follow up Q&A the next week though, featuring the timeless classic "When men want to become women, what do they do to them?" The short answer is, of course, they turn their dick outside in, but the rambling nonsense they answered that with led me to believe they probably didn't even know.

In Spanish class we watched soccer games in Spanish, although this was middle school. I lobbied for wrestling, but to no avail (there was a reason given... don't remember it).

Yup, that'll work.

I'm pretty sure it was meant as a joke.

Welcome to three weeks ago, retard.

One good story was that I had zero tolerance for being picked on. In fourth grade the kids would sometimes take my cap and play keep away because I was the new kid. I let them do it a few times, then warned them not to again. They did. I did a running tackle onto the nearest kid, and rear naked choked him until he turned blue. I got a two week vacation. Despite this, I was a very well behaved kid until middle school. I just did not like being fucked with. Never have. I was also lead in the class play that year. It was about Jesus, but I was some shepherd or something, I don't know. In any case, I had the most lines. Oh, in second grade, a girl was stealing my eraser, so she stuck in between her legs and said now I couldn't get to it, so I grabbed her crotch. Girls were always doing things like this to me. I was a sexy beast.

Holy shit... The other day I drank an entire bottle of Night Train in one swig, as a stunt. It didn't even get me that hammered, but the hangover was the stuff of legend. I woke up at like 2 in the morning, with my head pounding like it was being squeezed between steel cables wrapped in silk. I couldn't move, I couldn't think, I used to use masturbation for my chronic migraines and I couldn't even do that. All I could do was lie there in agony. Four hours later, it had subsided enough for me to go to work. Where by lunch I borrowed some Midol from a coworker and it became - somewhat - manageable. It didn't completely go away for over a day. If it had kept up like it felt the first couple hours, I would probably have called the hospital, even though I knew I had just inhaled a bottle of cheap hooch and was suffering the consequences. It was that bad. Worse... there I was in the middle of the night, lying on the floor in misery next to an empty bottle of Night Train, in tiny aqua skin-tight lycra shorts, and a t-shirt reading "I Hate My Life"... and nobody there to take a picture. That could have been my album cover. I am never, ever drinking bum wine again.

I like doing alternate themes: All living, and probably an overall more genuine one: Alan Moore Eddie Izzard Stephen King Marilyn Manson Conan O'Brien Drink till you pass out: GG Allin Doug Stanhope Shane MacGowan Steve-O (but not current sober Steve-O) Yucko the Clown

This is my city, nigger.

Ironically, I'm both.

"Radio Radio", but I'm guessing you mean Elvis Presley, so in that case it's "Little Sister", followed by "Viva Las Vegas" and "Jailhouse Rock" gets the bronze. I occasionally perform "Viva Las Vegas" with my bands, but I actually do the Residents version, where it takes the tone of a menacing and sinister spoken word piece. Actually, the Residents The King & Eye, a collection of Elvis Presley covers, is one of my favorite albums of theirs. I can't really rank Residents albums because they're so different I have to be in a totally different mood to listen to each of them, though. I'm also a big fan of Atari Teenage Riot member Alec Empire's Alec Empire vs. Elvis Presley album, a classic in the sampling/remix genre. Illegal and long out of print, I'd kill for a legitimate copy. Opening track: "Jailhouse Cock Rocks the Most".

Public Account 1 and 2's usurper.

I'd rather have dinner with Charlton Heston than Moses.

No we're not. These mods are bunch of fruits, as I've pointed out, and will do as they please now and in the future, regardless of any rules and/or precedents. Just like Nazi Germany.

More than one? Well, here's an innocent story in the truest sense of the word: much of my affinity for Nazis can be traced to the Three Stooges. That was the first place I ever saw them, and there they were presented as buffoons. So my first idea of Nazis was "the funny guys". I liked that. So once I was at my aunt and uncles for 4th of July (of all things) and we were all going swimming, and me and some of the other kids were going to play boats, with a couple adults watching to make sure we didn't drown or anything. And I said "Ok! I want to be these guys..." and I drew a swastika on the deck with my wet finger. "NO! DON'T EVER BE THEM!" the adults screamed. I had no idea what the problem was. Hm. I had my first girlfriend in first grade. People used to taunt us and ask if we were boyfriend and girlfriend because we were friends, and one day she stood up to them and said "Well, he's a boy and he's my friend, so yes I guess he is my boyfriend." I thought that was sweet. ^Susie Derkins. My early childhood was actually extremely close to Calvin and Hobbes (I even had blond, spiky hair) except my parents were divorced and I didn't have one constant imaginary companion, it was more rotational. That's sports related, isn't it? I don't go in for that.

EHME and I.

Ever try them with mayo? I did because they said that in Pulp Fiction, and it wasn't good. They're actually pretty good with mustard. I like ranch dressing a lot too. Or dipping them in a shake. This here is really a lot of why fries are, essentially, the perfect side dish.

That'd be ok. Riddler usually sucks in my opinion, but that was one of his good story arcs. I'd actually prefer they scrap this franchise after three. They can make more Bat movies, but get a different team in on it. I believe it was a three picture deal with Nolan and Bale anyway. Keeps it fresh. Like, imagine Danny Boyle directing a No Man's Land series (not likely, but it'd be cool). Part four is where things usually take a turn for the silly with many franchises. Three usually isn't hot shit either, but I have high hopes for this one.

Marvin, you are a failure as a human being.

I'd prefer Black Mask. It'd have to be really dark in tone, though. Like, R rating.