Nighthawk

My girlfriend likes the Bravery, but is ashamed of it.

Just don't mention his dead parents. I actually wouldn't mind shooting the shit with Steve King either. I love his books, and he's apparently a good conversationalist. I like the story of how he met Salman Rushdie, and they talked about the best albums to listen to while stoned.

To plagiarize myself from another board:

The Beatles - Magical Mystery Tour Glad to have this one. I checked ahead of time to see if it was eligible, and then almost shot myself in the foot by blabbing about how awesome it was and how it was ok to be selected on my other board. But my friends have left it to me, and I take it. My favorite Beatles album. Began as the soundtrack to a magnificent failure of a film, this is the Beatles to me. We have the title track, to me probably the greatest intro track to an album ever (and I could talk a lot about great intro tracks, so that's saying something), a glorious George Harrison track in "Blue Jay Way", and my all time favorite Beatles song, "I Am the Walrus". It really encompasses a lot about what I love about music, and hell, what I love about life... all wrapped up in a neat little package called "I Am the Walrus". God damn I love that song. Then we get into the collection of period singles, and oh my god... "Hello Goodbye", "Strawberry Fields Forever", "Penny Lane", "All You Need Is Love"... you shittin' me? Those are some of the best songs ever written. I think you guys were too merciful in not robbing me of this selection. And, less you think I forgot, "The Fool On the Hill", a song among many songs I have at one point described as the theme song for my life: "Day after day, alone on the hill The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still But nobody wants to know him They can see that he's just a fool As he never gives an answer But the fool on the hill Sees the sun going down And the eyes in his head See the world spinning around" Amazing.

How the hell else do you get it? Sprinkle it on yogurt or some shit?

Man, I don't even want them to use the character again, even if he didn't die. Joker is... a single arc type of guy, for film. Only reason I'd ever want the Joker back was if they decided to bring in Harley, and now that Heath is dead, not even for that.

"Take you pick"? Fuck this keyboard. Making me sound like Cedric the Entertainer.

I know, man. That's why I don't go in for that thing where you used to like wrestling, but when you pass that stage you hate it and disparage it. You damn well better be a hardcore wrestling fan, because if not you have two alternatives. You are either A: a child, or B: a fucking retard. Take you pick.

I find my reactions to these exploits hard to nail down, Andy. I mean, you're an ugly motherfucker, but also charming as hell, so that's a wash, but the requirement of a shitload of pills for you to get it up is really the clincher here. I mean, if a girl is going to sit there while you chug Heath Ledger amounts of boner medication, that's pretty much tantamount to a free ride. That's like a crippled guy raping somebody. (Unless of course you're surreptitiously doing it all night, like "She said hi to me." *one pill*, "Let me buy her a drink." *two more* and so on... )

They only do that so they can get your address for the next time you order and let you know if something goes wrong. I know that doesn't apply to the scenario you described, but that's just what they're trained to do. Having said that, you live in Alaska. If the COPS in Alaska episode(s?) have taught me anything about Alaska, it's that everyone is drunk all the time. So that may be why. I get that whenever I order food in some jerkwater swamp town (far from Anchorage AK, I know, but it made me think of it). When your town's population is so small that the employees are the absolute dregs of society... It's like, you either scrape the bottom of the barrel, or you have no staff. It's sort of funny. When I was working up in Calaveras county CA, and I went to Taco Bell late at night, I swear it was basically like one of my underage drug/sex parties, set in a Taco Bell theme. I was like "Dude, you're totally fucked up right now, aren't you?" And he was like "Pfft. Yeah." and I said "Hey, I used to work at Taco Hell. Lemme behind the counter and I'll make my own burrito." And I did that... and I paid them fairly. I was in a kind mood. Hick towns, man. Straight hell on earth.

Have you ever heard Jimmy Urine and Steve, Righ?'s side project, The Left Rights? MSI is very juvenile and extreme, and The Left Rights is basically that idea taken as far as it can go (the story goes that the album originated with the girls in the band being disgusted by and wanting nothing to do with some of the guys' ideas... those ideas became The Left Rights) Essentially a concept album about taking a shit. There is a very small window of people who will "get it", but to them, it's fuckin' sweet. And even if not... it's one of the most batshit insane things around.

From what I read about, the movie seemed more to be about censorship than creationism. I'll see it later this week, probably. But, while I don't find otherwise intelligent people believing in creationism "depressing" per se, I think the best option is to just ignore it. I don't like going the Christopher Hitchens route of being a condescending asshole. It's obviously bullshit, but so what? In the end, nothing really matters. It's not like I don't have believes most people would consider radical and bizarre, but it doesn't affect anything on a day to day basis. (That's just on a personal level, sidestepping the whole curriculum thing. But I'm not in school and don't have children, so that's neither here nor there.)

I'm sober and I'm still hearing hidden messages after a few minutes of this. "God beat his giant penis"?

Actually, I wouldn't give a shit what any of your 20 favorites albums were. This is slightly more interesting.

Y'know, I considered having Hitler dine with me, but aside from just seeing what he was like on a personal level (by most accounts: pleasant), I just don't think he'd be than interesting of a dinner guest. A well-mannered German man with whom to discuss military strategy and fascist philosophy? Heard it. I've read Mein Kampf. Himmler would be much more interesting, but if I were going to pick a Nazi it would definitely be Mengele. However, the remainder of my guests are a fairly motley crew with whom I could swap stories for days I'm sure. Mengele could come up with some outrageous shit, no doubt, but the table might be a little too rowdy for any Nazi's taste. Were I to have dinner with five Nazis: Hitler Himmler Mengele Goebbels Hess

Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus John Wayne Gacy Aleister Crowley GG Allin Robert Evans

This is clearly your fault. There's something wrong with you if this shit is happening.

Lynx & Lamb is correct; Lynx plays the violin & Lamb plays the guitar. They'll be celebrating their 16th birthday on June 20th! For the ephebophiles among us, Lamb is still pretty cute, in a White Nationalist teenager kind of way, but Lynx is falling apart. For all those people that make the "I can't wait for them to do interracial porn" jokes, keep your eye on Lynx ... she's the one that's most likely to turn to drugs and sex and whatnot, out of petty jealousy over her more attractive twin sister. (well, technically, kid sister Dresden is the one most likely to rebel against the Nationalist family, since she's pretty much an afterthought compared to her older sisters) Sadly, their fan blog AND their message board are both painfully inactive. How's a creepy old dude from across the country supposed to stay in the loop in their comings & goings if they don't stay e-active?!? Dude, Prussian Blue sounds like shit. You're a bad person. Prussian Blue is awesome. I love underage girls, I love Nazis, and I love the corruption of innocence... how could I not love Prussian Blue? They also popularized the Hitler smiley face. I have a shirt of that, too. True about the message board, though. I used to post there. Everyone was so violent. There were long threads about things around the house you could use to physically decimate ethnic muggers and carjackers. I've said it before and I'll say it again: if you're interested in the Nazi equivalent of the Olsen Twins (the old Olsen twins, not the current version), you are probably not prepared to go up against a hard, pipe hittin' nigga. Lots of good ideas, though.

"Fuck Ya'll I'm From Texas"? I so want that shirt. And an appropriate one to match it: "Fuck Me I'm From San Francisco".

A girl wrote a song about me once, but I couldn't tell if it was good or bad. I love myself so much that anything about me automatically seems good. I did once have the issue of one of my favorite bands almost being tainted by a girl. It was Mindless Self Indulgence, and I was introduced to them by this girl, after we went through a lot of shit and broke up, the band didn't seem quite the same. But as I got over her, it came back around.

I love that scene! That was my favorite part of Golden Compass too, where that drunk ass bear totally reminded me of Wilford Brimley. Wilford Brimley : Drunk ass bear.

Yes, VX, that is right up my alley. Thanks for that! Bart Simpson. I cut a hole in it's ass and actually fucked it, too, I didn't just hump it. It wasn't that I was attracted to Bart Simpson, I was just horny and it was the most humanoid thing I could find. I don't know what that is, so I'm going to have to say no. That thing where the last guy to cum has to eat it? I haven't done that, though I'd probably intentionally lose, thus making it not truly "legit" anyway. Of course. Who would I be to deny someone an experience like that? I'd expect you to hold your own, though.

I think expiration dates are lies. I had some milk that expired three weeks ago. I drank it. It was fine. And some sour creme that expired two weeks ago. It's still good. I mean, it's sour creme already, right?

Pastas, mostly.

Actually no, sadly. That was like, one of two. And she was half portuguese.