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Oh shit, I actually did find one... She's not really homeless, but that's apparently how she likes to present herself now.

Times 3 = every weekend.

Tone-Loc... but I do love Cameo.

I was just telling a friend of mine that... he got caught fucking a 17 year old, and had to deal with her father, an enraged, American version of Bob Hoskins... there's only one thing to say: "Yo daughter like that dick. And ain't nothing you can do about it."

Would you be able to? Also... shit man, I couldn't track down anybody I've ever fucked unless I had them on my friends list before I fucked them. Might have to do with not remembering their names. That's not a pimp thing, either, I can't remember the names of some people I was friends with for years.

I have a good subway... they never do that. It's either olderish Asian ladies or youngerish Asian dudes (probably a mom/son thing) depending on when you go in there. They just take the sandwich over to the veggie tray and look at you, don't even ask.

It's a tackle, really. They call it a "spear" but that's like calling burnt fish "blackened". Honey, it's burnt. Some wrestling moves are like that... Sweet chin music? You just kicked somebody in the jaw. I've used several holds, such as the kata hajime and the jujigatame, but those are legitimate judo holds which have just been co-opted by pro wrestling.

Ha ha! That's why I picked that picture! Congrats on being person number four to notice that.

No, you're thinking of Prussian Blue, who are individually named Lynx and Lamb Gaede (I think those are awesome names regardless of anything).

Legal limit is a myth, it's 0 tolerance. Roadside sobriety tests are subjective. If they wanted to bust him, they bust him.

Man, I eat a lot of Chinese food. Not always Panda Express, authentic Chinese food too, but it seems roughly as healthy. I do like to mix it up, but my default is steamed rice with broccoli beef... that can't be that bad for you. P.E. charges the same for your meal whether you get it with chow mein, fried or steamed rice. That's bullshit. But I actually eat there so much I know the right time to go to where I'll often have to wait for them to make more broccoli beef, and I can get free pot stickers or an eggroll out of it.

That's a fuckin' retarded statement, dude. Retarded as shit. Anyway... Mac and cheese Garlic bread Fries White Rice With okra gone, I don't really care anymore... but I did nominate fries, so...

Gay metal = Judas Priest, therefore gay metal is good.

(Ashley Blue herself [girl on the right] used this on her old myspace page.)

Actually, a DDT is cool. It's set up with a front face lock, which is actually a very effective hold in a real fight. Just fall down (but don't break the hold). Most impressive wrestling move that can work in a real fight is a Rock Bottom. Not a dark alley fight for your life, but at least a drunken brawl. Use it as a punch counter, and put your free hand in the small of their back, maybe even sweep the leg, actually making it closer to an STO, but if you get up and start going on about smelling what you're cooking and laying the smackdown, nobody will notice. This post kinda makes me look like a dork.

I don't even know who Nick Cannon is, other than the fact Dave Chappelle's son apparently thinks he's hilarious.

You brought it up. But apparently we can agree that this isn't true, so that point is resolved. I think the resolution here is that you are edgy and paranoid, and, as you say, that's even understandable to a point, and I contend that carrying a gun is more likely to cause you problems than save your life. You really underestimate non-lethal weapons. If you really want to kill the person, stomp on their neck a couple times after you incapacitate them, which mace and tasers will do in one hit. I mean, not for nothing, your dad was still able to get to his shotgun after he'd been shot five times...

What are you even arguing about anymore? Weren't you the one who said his father saved the family by shooting somebody who broke into your house? I'm sure if everyone carried guns, there'd be a lot more accidental shootings. Your idea has devolved into absurdity. So you're walking down a dark alley in a heavy rainstorm, multiple attackers are approaching you, and your solution to this scenario is to carry a gun? Weapons trigger the self preservation instinct... guns trigger the survival instinct. That's the other thing about criminals. They've had guns fired at them before. Some of them have even been shot. They know all about guns. They know how they work and what they mean. You're not going to scare them. There aren't plenty of nutcases who will kill you for any kind of fighting back. That's rare. Bringing lunatics into the equation is insane. You might as well barricade yourself at home and wear a bulletproof vest 24/7. If someone tries to carjack you, newsflash: he wants your car. Give it to him. I don't even think you believe this anymore, you've been forced into defending yourself because you have some kind of fetish for women with guns.

Yeah, it is an ape, not a monkey, but whatev. Just a pet peeve of mine, misusing those classifications.

I knew that movie would fail. I was surprised they even made it.

That actually is a point. I had some corn on the cob last week and got a bit stuck in my teeth something fierce. To the point where I had to pull a piece of elastic out of my sock and floss with it.

It's very simple. Range is unimportant, as I don't think anyone is expecting to snipe their mugger/rapist. I don't know if you've shot guns or not, but it's challenging. I'm actually a pretty good shot, but I wouldn't be confident enough in myself to hit my target if my life depended on it from farther away than the range of a can of mace. Jumping at a sudden movement is actually a decent way to miss... and here just some of the trouble starts. You pull a gun on a hardened criminal and you don't incapacitate them, you piss them off. They might have just wanted your money/ass, but if you take a shot at them, be prepared to finish the job. It like what you were saying about street criminals... if you want to arm yourself like them, be prepared to fight like them too. It's the same principal as when I was in middle school and they let girls join the football team. I wouldn't normally go around body checking girls, but if she puts herself in that situation, well... If anything, I hit them harder to teach them a lesson about gender equality. That's a lot of what it comes down to. If you mace me, I won't like it, but it'll be like "Well, I was going to rape you, it's only fair." You pull a gun on me, I'll fucking kill you. For the home, guns are fine, but just carrying it around is asking for trouble.

Why do they call it corn on the cob anyway? That's it's natural state. I don't cut off my arm and call it "Milky", then sew it back on and call it "Milky All Together".

The thing about Venture Bros. is that it is fall down funny, but actually works as adventure at the same time. It's quite thrilling. It's very smart, lots of references that feel tailor made to me sometimes (this is also true of my other favorite shows, Mr./MST3K... in fact, they all sort of have the same target audience, I guess). And on top of all that... it's scored by JG Thirlwell? Just perfect.