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I don't think so. If Mila's going to reveal, that's a poor way to do it. Mila Kunis or not, a still photo of a flash is nothing. I'd rather she have a full on sex scene.

Russian SKS... 9mm... .22, just for plinking. One ninja sword, one faggoty Lord of the Rings sword. 2 sai. Nunchakus. Various shuriken. MANY knives (daggers, Bowie, bear hunting, Rambo, old school switch, etc.) For novelty, I have this big ass spiked gauntlet that makes me look like I'm Spawn or some shit. One battle axe. I also bought machetes and hatchets for home protection. I used to carry a steel chair in my trunk to use in fights. And I know how to make bombs. I was a troubled young man.

I have a shirt that says "I Hate My Life". My Indian grocer always slips me free candy when I wear it. I think he feels sorry for me.

The Cure - The Head On the Door From here on out, these are all real heavy hitters for me, but they're left to the back end due to my reasonable certainty that I wouldn't lose them. Remember when I said Nation of Millions was a strong contender for album of the 80s? This is the real one. I know, I know... it's Cure. And if I'm picking Cure, you'd probably expect Disintegration, but trust me, this is their magnum opus. Even if you don't like the Cure, or you think of them as a singles band, you really owe it to yourself to give this a chance. It's not like the other Cure albums. I love every second of this... it's hard to pick a favorite track, but I'd have to say it's probably "The Baby Screams" with "The Blood" a close second. Bonus: Robert Smith wrote this album based on nightmares he had while sleeping off alcoholic binges.

Now, when I was a young man, my father tried to give me some cole slaw, and I said "No, I don't want it." and he said "Oh, c'mon, you'll like it." and made me eat it. And I violently vomited all over everything. And that's my first - and only - experience with cole slaw. And that's why I'll never eat it, much less vote for it.

That's easy. First, you become a prostitute. Work long enough to develop some regulars. Target one guy who seems pretty wealthy and well adjusted. Have an accomplice tape you blowing him several times. Write down his license plate, and find out where he lives. One day prior to executing your plan, call in an anonymous tip that the guy is abusing his daughter. Save his cum in your mouth one day, package it, then go out to his house and break in. Blindfold his daughter, then rape the shit out of her. Wear condoms, of course. Take a turkey baster and squirt her father's semen all over her. Beat her senseless, then call the police yourself. That way they'll get semen samples. Because of your anonymous call, they'll test her father. He'll agree to be tested because he didn't rape his daughter. But, thanks to you, his semen is there anyway. He gets caught up in a world of shit... Anonymously send him the tape of you blowing him. Say "This ends with you transferring 10 million into my account." or whatever. Give contact info that's untraceable... either he gives you the money, or he doesn't and you go public and do the talkshow circuit about being the whore for the rich guy who raped his daughter, and you get paid either way. That's the perfect crime.

Also, I actually considered this, and it sort of plays into why I think racism is worse in the South than the North (for the record, I think racism is getting better everywhere, but there's a ways to go... everywhere. I do my part by constantly using the word "nigger", so it loses the power it once had)... in the North, white folk may be unfamiliar with black folk, and therefore uncomfortable or wary of them, but in the south, they can outright hate them. In the North it's like "OMG, a black person! What do I do?!? This is like what I've seen on TV!" In the South it's like "Filthy nigger." Irrelevancy? Maybe... but there's a surprising number of people who are comfortable with that. I mean, if nothing else, Marn is rich... that's a completely different dynamic. That's country club shit. I spent my formative years in a trailer. My people will still burn a cross. That shit ain't happening up north.

I can personally vouch for ICP, as I said, but I've actually heard several people say Snoop is really good live.

They're just black boots. Actually, that picture isn't even really accurate, because mine are oxblood. It's part of my neo-nazi motif I wear sometimes... I also have a cocksucking faggot motif, and typically I'll combine the two to create the life of the party.

Aw, we'd be the new Odd Couple!

Let's keep this guy around. You'll like it here, I belong to scat and bestiality forums that are more restrictive than this place.

No, that actually makes it funnier for me.

Well, people responded and talked about him, so apparently they do. I just thought the nigger part of it was funny. (If you'll notice, I didn't post the part that offended me, only the part that offended him) Since others wanted to carry on discussing him, I don't mind.

Actually, because I just talked to him the other day. I found his judgmental attitude unbecoming. I wouldn't defend him too strongly, Chong... you can go down purely on the basis of being associated with him.

Can't you read? This is legal weed we're talking about. In which case it's accurate.

I know, man... the exchange that started this thread came after CJ essentially called me a psychopath because I said it would be funny to have porn with retarded girls. After he was talking about actually fucking retarded girls... He's very judgmental for being such a dork. Like the time he called Kotz a faggot (before that was the cool thing to call people [but not as cool as nigger]). I mean, who didn't suspect that Kotz was gay, right, but still...

Rough stuff, though I can't say I haven't done the same (I eventually realized I shouldn't keep hard stuff at home, because I'll just end up drinking the whole bottle). But yeah... cutting down to weekends gave me some pretty wicked insomnia.

There's nothing wrong with that at all.

You barely did it at all... We drank like men, you drank like a boy.

Corn on the Cob Mac and Cheese Cheddar Biscuits Garlic Bread Hash Browns French Fries Couscous Fried Okra No challenge on any of them... very easy round.

I like Poehler... and I thought this movie looked pretty good, but I heard it wasn't. So I saw H&K this weekend... there were like, a lot of families and kids there. I guess that's the better choice for young children, as it's blatant enough that kids will like it. Maybe that's where the money's from.

Also odd of Florida was the in the middle of white trash, meth invested home for me, was the best Chinese food I've ever had in my life. And I've been around, I've had some good stuff. That place is seriously the top reason I'd want to ever go back there, well... maybe tied with seeing some of my family. Also up there is the chance to throw your dick in some 16 year old and have nobody care, and my old bukakke crew. The nudist colony where my grandparents lived supposedly had scat parties, although I never tracked them down... Used to be a good metal scene, though my brother tells me it's gone downhill... Actual, it is kinda fun. I was just miserable while I was there... but that was cause of myself, not my surroundings. This is Tampa and surrounding rurality I'm talking about, for the record.

Wait, didn't you mention something about not drinking anymore (or as much)? That'll mess up your sleeping patterns by itself... happened to me when I stopped constantly drinking.

Dude, I'm not coming back to the Pit. The place creeps the hell out of me, like I feel when I'm in church, or AA.

I like Woodstock 99. It was very appropriate to our generation, very nihilistic. In it's way, it actually made as much of a statement and an impact as the original Woodstock. That bunch of Gang Warz crap was shit, though... I don't think I was here for that. I remember I was drafted very early in the first one. The commentary suggested that I was essentially bulletproof and there was no way to insult me. Still true (Marney's years to go on be damned)!