Nighthawk

Man, Venture Bros. may, with a little more time, be my favorite show ever... ever. It's them, Mr. Show or MST3K.

I've watched it almost repeatedly since it's release. Two movies I can watch, in their entirety, any time, under any circumstances: American Psycho and There Will Be Blood. Speaks highly of my character.

Slow clap for that one, Rando. You can still come through when you want to.

Yeah, it's a scam. There're doctors who give you your money back if you don't get approved. You honestly don't have to do anything. All I said was "I'm stressed out and I need something to relax." (which, by the way, was true.) Or slip them fifty bucks. Here in the bay area, it's pretty slack. They shut down a lot of clinics in some areas, but in, say, Berkeley, they're still going strong. That whole place runs on huge clouds of marijuana, anyway. And here I am still preferring to just get drunk.

He is the best mod we've ever had. We now have two good mods (Agent and Czech), two awful mods (909 and VX), and a bunch of faggotry in between. Still, this is better than Dames. Because at least I like guys like VX and CWM on a personal level, not matter how shitty a mod they make. Dames used to unironically engage me in rap battles.

Yeah, those cards are like fucking free man. I have one and I haven't even used it yet.

Yeah, the anti-hipster elitism is worse than hipsterism is fucking not true. I agree that it's not cool. But it's nowhere near as bad. If you disagree, my problem is with you. I don't hate Juno, I hate you.

I know! I shaved my head for years, and actually am a neo nazi, and nobody suspected a thing! Which, speaking of my shoe fetish, check out my new boots: (No, I'm not a neo nazi, but those are my new boots. Did I need them? No. Will they get my ass kicked if I walk somewhere in the rain? Probably. But that's my uncontrollable shoe fetish.)

I'd honestly add mashed potatoes, but out of respect for the fact that Agent hates them, I won't. I already got my first choice and my sub (okra and fries), so I can't complain. Mashed potatoes can be served a bunch of different ways too. I only eat cranberry sauce at thanksgiving, but I look forward to it every year. Plus it was the basis for a Paul Is Dead clue (allegedly). So just throwing all that out there.

Marvelous. Maybe I can still fulfill my dream of being the little dutch boy who stuck his finger in the dyke. I'd like to point out that this post of mine from when Marney first left was a really good one.

Ah, that is a point I didn't consider.

This might have to do with me being from Florida... Kentucky, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, the Carolinas... they all feel different, but they do feel southern. Florida... feels like Florida.

Just the way it feels.

My best friend lives in Somerset. Dear God, what did you do for fun there? That place is terrible. Drugs. And sex. And more drugs.

MVP, those are the stupidest things I've ever heard.

Somerset... the closest major city would be, I guess... Bowling Green. But it's hell... pure hell on earth.

Ripper, I'm from the place. It isn't the same. It's geographically the south, but it's not Miami or Orlando I'm talking about, it's small town Florida, like where I lived. It's meth addled and full of sick weirdness, death metal and wrestling, but it's just not the south. Florida has it's own feel. I lived in Kentucky briefly too. That's the south. Sure, Lexington is a nice metropolitan area... but you missed the argument there, Rip. Also, redneck isn't a southern thing at all. They have rednecks from Biloxi to Butte to Juneau, Alaska. Redneck is a redneck thing. Biggest redneck I've ever met (and I've met a lot) was from Maine.

Pretty sweet choice with the Nas there. I also consider that his 2nd best.

Nope, I'm from Florida, and it's not the real south. We don't think of ourselves as the real south, and the rest of the south doesn't think of us as the real south. Florida's just Florida... it's fucked up. I still prefer blues to jazz... which is also from the south... but a direct result of slavery and oppression. So it's a wash.

Find an elementary school at recess time, pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate.

One good thing about the deep south... they lynch niggers. Also the food! Also, therapy... bah! I've seen therapists under two circumstances: court ordered, or as a personal favor to them, because they just desperately want to analyze me. I either get diagnosed as an antisocial sociopath, or else the sessions just devolve into me and the therapist playing chess while discussing the Marquis de Sade and Aleister Crowley.

Of course! Such a trip is one of my goals in life. While I enjoy many aspects of Japanese culture besides the depravity, I'd be lying if I said that wasn't the main attraction. Doing so with a like-minded companion (much less a transgender one with connections), would be that much better. Konichiwa, bitches. From Hell's heart, I stab at thee.

Hm. Isn't that kind of a plot hole? If he'd been with her a year, surely it would have come up... at minimum genital herpes (it was herpes, not warts) will have outbreaks once or twice a year.

I'm formally drawing attention to the fact that removing me as a moderator is an insult. It was already absurd that this status was not offered to me until recently, as I am the most popular, and the most balanced poster here. Furthermore, to remove me, me, while oversaturating the moderating team with the likes of some of these comme ci, comme ca puppet posters from a ridiculous circle jerk chat is laughable. I will not be placated with a folder moderation position, I will mod the whole board, because I'm fucking Milky. Any attempt to respond should be weighed carefully.

That's fine... I just think he's silly.