Nighthawk

Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?

Man... the guy only does that when he thinks it's ok. Agent pretty much bitched him out on that. He absolutely would not have done it without your sarcasm disclaimer. He scured. You're pretty much baiting him. Which is fine with me... just saying.

Well, Marney did talk about some sort of 120 Days of Sodomesque aristocratic session of depravity for many pages, so we may as well continue down the road of The Worst Thread Ever... You see, there's something called a dry cum. It's what children do when they're not mature enough to physically ejaculate, but they still experience the orgasm. And on top of that, because there's no semen released, you stay hard and can do it over and over again. I know this from listening to ten years of Loveline, and also doing it myself. I didn't get hair on my cock until I was 12, and didn't actually blow a load until I was 13, but I'd been masturbating regularly since I was 10. This started by rubbing my cock with a bar of soap in the bath until I'd go into some kind of convulsion. Over the years I learned to do it out of the bath, and with my hand. And thank god for sex ed, because I understood what was happening that fateful day when goop shot out of my dick over the Kama Sutra, because otherwise I'd have been seriously freaked out. Orgasms aren't reliant on sexual maturity at all. Fun fact: for years, I couldn't keep from convulsively cracking my toes during orgasm. I still do it to this day if it's really really good.

Pfft. You don't? You can't cum, but you can sure as hell get a boner. One of my funniest memories was of my brother's complaining about his erections. He'd yell across the house "Mommy! My penis is big!" You can get an erection in the womb. Science fact.

Yes, I said not serious movies like City of God. Jingus' criteria are good.

Yes, but there's still my question... would they allow a single parent to adopt?

Ha. And Thundercats was a lie. In case anyone else doesn't know... it's supposed to be Thunderbirds.

It's not that sordid. I was fucking my 16 year old babysitter and her 15 year old friend. Of course I don't really consider it sex, I was being molested. But I sure as hell loved it, and still do. Like Marney.

Which also raises the point... Would they give her the kid? I wondered that at the time, but it wasn't really important. Aren't adoptions pretty strict?

Hell, I like Anal Cunt more than the Beatles. The point is you can't say they aren't any good because they aren't the best ever.

I know. I don't even like the Beatles that much, that's the worst thing about this. What I said was there was no reason to dislike them, and there isn't. To say that because they're over rated they somehow suck, that's what's stupid.

I'm not rocking any dicks, and you're a fucking dumbass.

Hell yeah, man. I still look back with fondness at the sex I had when I was eight.

I can write like that too... "His pectorals were plates of gilded steel, accentuated with the diamond hard pinpoints of his nipples, with the abdomen of a rippled, snowchain abused avenue on a Summer's day. His breath tasted of a sweat-stained brewery, and his arms were like reticulated pythons, with an ass like the Dome of the Rock. His penis, the pulsing heart of life, begun at an immaculate conception, atop an ancient sequoia. He came in my eye, and I saw God."

The hell kind of answer do you want from freaking Marvin? they shouldve watched the horror movie in HD... I think Juno liking the Stooges and what-not is a significant part of her character, not just "oh I'm the COOLEST WRITER EVER" wankery. There's a bit of would-be hipsterism in there, but it's not really clear that she really is familiar with everything she references all the time. I think this has been brought up in the thread earlier, but come on--a girl who loves the Stooges and has never heard Sonic Youth? Half of who she is is posture, and a large part of the movie is showing how she responds to actually having something more than posture happen in her life, and how that breaks through her defense mechanisms. Yeah, that's true. The one saving grace of all that shit was her occasionally getting her shit wrong... "THUNDERCATS ARE GO!" actually made me laugh the hardest of that whole movie, but somehow... I just don't think everyone else was laughing for the same reason I was. Also, for eschatology in the movies, I may be the only one who watches Christian movies for laffs, but if you have the right mindset... A Thief In the Night. It is one of the most insanely funny things ever There are four of them, the other three being A Distant Thunder, Image of the Beast, and The Prodigal Planet. We are talking full on Jan Brady 70s handlebar mustache style flying scorpions apocalyptic insanity. They guillotine people unless they deny Christ... there's a preacher who looks like Bill Gaines living in an underground bunker, this military guy who makes logical leaps of faith that make Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day look like fucking Sherlock Holmes, "What kind of idiot do you take me for, I know that's a computer readout for 666!"... Christ, I'm starting to sound like Juno myself. But if any of that made sense to you, you will not regret that. It's like a live action Chick tract.

The Rapture sounds interesting, Jingus, I will look into that.

Me? Not specifically, since you were just talking about covers? Which I'm lukewarm about. But this whole anti Beatles thing is misplaced. They are much better songwriters than musicians (and better composers than anything), but they're still the fucking Beatles. There're no legitimate reason to dislike the Beatles, and if you think there is, you are wrong.

What about Bateman? I don't remember how he ended up. And you can take solace in the reality that Juno and Bleeker broke up two weeks later... just like in real life!

Well, nobody's telling you to like those movies. I hate those movies. This doesn't affect my being a horror fan in general, though.

He expected the baby to be the Antichrist.

You're just fucking wrong, ok? This is not something we can debate. Disagree til you're blue in the face. It's retarded.

909 is such a faggot.

Say, Megan, I'm trying to be my usual light-heartened self, since this thread bothers me on multiple levels (one, I don't like everyone bothering you and ganging up on you, and I don't think you should have to respond to everything they say, but you will, because you're you... and two, the "love between two women" thing disturbs and sickens me. Which, as a man, it should, I suppose. What you feel thinking about two men fucking each other in the ass, I feel thinking about you discussing Plato and Aristophanes with your lover.) So in that spirit, I think you should change your avatar to this: I doubt you'll get the reference, but it makes sense and is quality.

On the other hand, it has the potential for some pretty wicked special features. I'm undecided.

Aw man, I didn't even see it! I missed dead children?