Nighthawk

God, I hate this movie now... and it's a good movie. Damn you, public, for making me hate a good movie.

Yeah, I wouldn't advise it. Open mics are full of people like that... "the funny guy" at work whose buddies tell him to do stand up. It's a totally different animal, being able to write material and perform it effectively.

It is a fairly straightforward concept. Bunch of teens get killed on prom night... I could think of a dozen movies with that premise.

Great. All this time I've been having sexual fantasies about repeatedly impregnating girls and aborting the fetuses, and I never thought to make an artistic presentation out of it. I could have been rich!

Yes, I do enjoy being used by women. I just thought that the question implied a line to be crossed that wasn't there. However, pegging is pretty hot, especially when the girl is very dominant and abusive. You should do it to me.

Sure. I'm no longer being facetious about debasing myself with Taiga and Annie, and I have some other business to attend to in Canada, so you're welcome to come out. You can fight me, or whatever you wish. Milky's New England/Canada trip should be epic... any area posters should meet me for a drink and sex if they're so inclined. It doesn't have to be with me, though!

Do more drugs, then maybe you'll understand.

I dunno man. I just really like Marney. I know you're open to shit like that, so can we please give her another chance? Please? Without her asking. Cause I know she won't ask... I know her well enough that she absolutely does not give a fuck about anything. I like having her here, but she really won't ask to return. You can say letting her back has been about letting Milky have his way. In fact... say Marney doesn't even give a fuck, but since Milky is a super established poster, and Milky says "C'mon..." Let it be. Please let Marney post here again?

I'm not Bruiser or Leena, I don't document everything!

You guys... She didn't ask to be banned. She said if you believe everything you just said, ban her. I just gave you an airtight way to let her back and everyone can save face. She doesn't have to ask, and you don't have to look like you're compromising. You can even delete this post and pretend you thought of it yourself. Man, if I'd have known you guys really cared, I never would have demanded my mod status back. I ain't doing this shit. My response to this thread would have been to ban Jingus just to prove I don't give a fuck.

Oooh, that's good shit. I prefer Piper At the Gates of Dawn, but I know Agent likes that one. He might have wanted it.

I know exactly what you mean. That's how I was when I first started going that way, and it took me a while to build up to me being the chick. That's sort of what I like about it, though. You just feel so gay... you can be like that Adam Sandler sketch and yell out "We're two guys fucking... we're two guys fucking!" The "I can't believe I'm doing this!" feeling really stimulates me. (Btw, I'm not implying that you're working your way up to that. Just saying that's how it was for me.) But no... while I can get slammed by men, and also cuddle and kiss them and fag shit like that, I'm really not destined to be in a relationship with a man. It's not for me. I tried it. But as long as I'm able, I'll remain pansexual. If I settle into a relationship that doesn't allow for that, I won't shed any tears, but if it does allow for it, I'd still do it.

In our distance, I grew a little resentful of Marney because of how crazy I find her beliefs to be, but I forgot how much I liked her on a personal level. She reminded me of that last night, and now she gets banned! TSM, you are a harsh mistress.

We never talk about that! By the way, TKK, I was originally known as IDrinkRatsMilk... you really don't remember me at all? What about Banky? I was his fag boy back then. I've surpassed him now.

I can't remember all of them... And ironically, I first started to take note of you under the Amnesia name, so I'd say use that one. And yes, Porter, that is true... although I didn't know that it was you until you just said that.

It happened years ago. I remember every single thing I've ever said on this board. This is why I love coming in and calling you a faggot for no reason. Your responses are always so funny! It doesn't make me feel like a big man, though. Taking it up the ass makes me feel like a big man.

It might. I think one disadvantage of on call name changes is that names don't have a chance to develop an identity. When you had one name and you were stuck with it, the poster made the name. Like, when I originally registered as IDrinkRatsMilk (I actually thought that some of our newer posters might not even know why Marney was calling me IDRM yesterday), it was pure whim, because the Simpsons episode where the Mafia is supplying Springfield elementary with rats' milk was on. That scene was what happened to be in my ear when the registration form came up, so that's what I was. Now... seven years later... Milky is an icon, a state of being. That kind of thing isn't going to happen with your name, or any of these quickchange names.

Uh...do I even know you? That's actually a very funny response. Once I implied that you were a social worker because you wanted to fuck troubled underage girls, and you indignantly asked what that was supposed to mean, and I said "Nothing. I don't even know you." So no, you don't. Faggot.

Ha. TTK is such a faggot. You know, I called Annie a mutilated man too, and he wants to fuck me.

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Well, I have done that, but really, I'd get fucked in the ass with a dick. Let's just say Leena's not the only one here who's been DPed. See, when I tried to be gay, I said "Well, if I'm going to be gay, I'm doing this shit right, I'm not going to be like these girls who walk around saying they're bi when all they've done is make out with a chick at a party." and I got a couple guys to break me in. Once I went through that, I knew I could do anything.

The weirdest was when I dreamed I was fucking Midge from the Archie comics. It started with me in a tree, peeping at Reggie and Midge fucking, and then Moose came in and beat the shit out of Reggie, so I took over. But the weird part was that the dream was actually in the format of Archie comics. Like, I was dreaming in panels, with speech bubbles and all. I have a recurring one about fucking myself, like, a clone. I once had a dream about fucking the bellhop from Crocodile Dundee. Don't try to remember who it was... it was a fucking background cameo, I have no idea who it was, and I dreamed about fucking him (with erotic asphyxiation). What brought that on, I'll never know. Well, Yuna and I did one where she was Matt Hardy and I was RVD. Bondage was involved. She complimented me on how well I could portray RVD. The secret? I was high. I did one as Mr. Ed once... and once as a woman who gets surgically modified into a pig and eventually slaughtered, processed and sold as hot dogs.

Really good overall. I'm not a Moody Blues fan at all, but other than that, I really appreciated seeing the Godspeed You Black Emperor choice. I was a little pissed that you took Reign In Blood, but it was probably a blessing in disguise, and to be perfectly honest... I think I like South of Heaven more. I just would have taken RiB because I was "supposed to". Props on the Venom, too, though I'd have went for Welcome to Hell. Always good to see extremely broad taste, such as my own.

My mother... Yes. I really have a great relationship with my mom. I love her to death, and we get along great. I say that to establish it and say that it is entirely separate from my sick sexual fantasies. That's one thing to keep in mind with everything I say: I am able to completely compartmentalize my deviancy, so it does not affect my day to day life. This is an important difference between me and a lot of perverts. Anyway, yes, mom/son incest is hot, and I would do everything to my mom. I actually tried to seduce her once. I did it smart... I told my brother to hide in the closet and listen because it would be funny, so I could play it off as a joke, but I really wanted to gauge her reaction. She would have absolutely none of it. That's part of why my relationship with my mom is so great. I can attempt to seduce her, and she'll just be like "Oh David, stop it." and ask me what I want for dinner. She knows the full darkness of my personality, and everything I'm capable of, and loves and accepts me for who I am. My father... No. He's not my type. My Aunt... I wouldn't even think twice about this. I have two blood related aunts, but only one of them interests me much. I've mentioned her before. She's nearly forty and fell in love with a 15 year old she met on the internet. She also looks like Taiga. I'd do her. In fact, I probably could, she's nutty enough. My uncle... Conceptually it wouldn't bother me at all, but I don't find any of them attractive. Brother/sister... I have two step sisters I'd nail, but that's obviously no issue. My brother is a fatass, so I'm not really feeling it. My cousin... Oh, sure. I'd fuck my cousins all day. The one I actually fucked is dead though! An animal... I more like to watch girls do this, but it doesn't bother me. I licked a dog's dick one time to demonstrate to a girl that it was no big deal. It convinced her, and she went to town on the dog in front of me. As to what I'd be willing to perform... I'm a genuine nihilist. I would do pretty much anything that didn't kill or seriously injure me. Whether I'd want to is a different story. 2) I actually just discussed this in another thread. Here it is: 3) 8 years, 25/17... the most wrong was probably the 5 year 18/13 one though.

I'll answer this one quickly, then I have to eat dinner, then I'll do the more involved and interesting ones. No. We know where he is and what he's doing, he's just not for the internet much now. Nothing too interesting. He volunteered for Obama. He had a girlfriend who wanted to fuck him in the ass with a strap on, but he wasn't into it.