Nighthawk

I've been drinking this Tecate, which is like a Mexican Coors or something cause I've been hanging out with Mexicans. It's like, why do you have to drink Mexican beer just because you're Mexican? Whatever, though. I like it better than Corona because the first time I ever threw up from drinking was off of ten Coronas. I was so young! These days ten beers is nothing!

I actually watched Grandma's Boy while getting tattooed. My artist suggested it when I picked 40 Year Old Virgin, which I had already seen, and he said I would like one if I liked the other. It was pretty good.

No man, we never did anything like that, although I tried. She did it with Kotz, but that's her problem. Marney and I are friends, that's all. I don't know why you people have such fascination with two people who are essentially polar opposites being friends.

I've seen that too... I think I even posted about it here, where I was like "I wanted to see Cos but he was charging three bills." and somebody else was like "Whaaa? I saw him for fifty bucks!"

It is pretty awesome.

Man, that shit was already on the page a while back.

Yeah, I'll tell you all about it later, man.

Reconciliation? I didn't even know we were fighting... My opinions of you haven't ever changed. We just don't talk as much.

First of all, yes, she is starving for attention and is probably ugly. But a lot of great (not saying this is great, but you can follow me here) art was created by tools. While the case of her actually doing it is another discussion, in this case I'm an admirer of the medium of disgust and outrage in art. Piss Christ, Mapplethorpe, even GG Allin and now this... disgust and rage are some of the strongest emotions a person can feel, and in these cases, are induced by what essentially amount to nothing. As I don't believe much in the sanctity of life, the issue of whether the abortions were committed are less important for me personally. As a nihilist, I admire nihilistic art which is often violent, absurdist, disgusting, pointless, reactionary and abstract, such as this. I find this both challenging and funny. As Eddie Izzard demonstrated with his babies on spikes gag, and even the plethora of dead baby jokes, the murder of a complete innocent (whether abortion = murder is another issue) in naturally funny... often because of how wrong it is. This being then, almost, a parody of expressionist art itself. I find it highly stimulating. Productive? Maybe for a while... but they constantly descended into you sending me Star Trek slash and going on and on about god knows what. I was as drunk as you, I hardly even remember. Not that I wouldn't talk to you... my screen name is still the same, and I'm on every few days, but I never see you. I moved to the west coast, maybe that's why. Just because I think you're an insane cunt doesn't mean I hate you. I still like you. Sure, I've called you the worst person in the world a few times, because I deplore some of your actions, but I'm sure no more than you do mine.

Yes, completely unwilling. Why in the hell would I want to? What am I going to make you not an insane cunt by talking you out of it?

I said the artistic piece was brilliant, and I think it is. I didn't mention you. You were the one who said you had years worth of things to rip me to shreds on. Clearly you don't want to. You've said as much! I think you're insane, and a cunt, it's true, but you knew that already. I was just really impressed by the student's project.

Oh, ok.

What am I supposed to do when I get there? Start a thread?

You shitting me? Give it your best shot.

Obviously you're stupid. Now shut up, faggot.

You're a bigger one.

Did you notice that Leena's description of Brody is also an accurate description of herself.

It's legitimately brilliant.

Oh, you'd only waste it on something else anyway.

She was wrong about the DP too, by the way. Leena just doesn't have the mind of a true slut, which I've known all along. For a true slut, it's all mental.

I do...

Commenting on Leena's question thread, her "Ugh." before I got her talking about sex again, misplaced as she was just talking about fucking her husband at work. Don't nobody want to hear that. Now this is TSM, the ninth circle of hell, so different rules apply, but don't nobody want to be confronted with some sexual shit when they aren't expecting it. That is uncalled for and wrong. Now Milky is just the natural conclusion of Dave, a kinky guy who drinks a lot and doesn't give a fuck. But I'm going to give this to you straight, shoot. Stop with the god damn sex where it ain't wanted. Like today, I saw a girl breastfeeding in public. I got hard in my pants. Did I enjoy that? No. That's harassment. Sure, I jerked off to it later, but I don't think that's exactly a public breastfeeding selling point, some sick motherfucker getting turned on by it. Shut that shit off. Just cause I like it doesn't mean it's ok, like that Robert Palmer song "I Didn't Mean to Turn You On." Shrimp is my favorite food, but I don't want some motherfucker running down the street throwing shrimp in my mouth.

Oh Christ... that is one thing I do not look forward to about having a girlfriend again. Random chicks, you can just say "That's how I roll.", but it is a jungle down there. Some of you have seen it.

I feel weird having a Lemmy with short hair... but maybe. I'm leaning toward that or Wolverine sideburns. I can grow hair on my face like a haus a fire. My upper cheeks are a little thin, I think The Coat Is My Father has me there, other than that, I'm a beard having motherfucker.

Hey CanadianGuitarist, how should I shave the hair on my face?