Nighthawk

No, you're not. I think it's really funny the way everyone is so hard on you, so I contribute to it, but I don't think you're so bad. And I'd fuck you, but you know I have absolutely no standards when it comes to that, so that doesn't mean much.

You want to make it a threeway? Seriously.

Taiga is ugly and fat.

Yeah... ironically, I'm probably the only one who would eat his/her ass, anyway.

Hot Rod was funnier than any other movie you've ever seen.

What, you're old so now you can tell everyone how to live their lives? They have parents! I'm just bustin' yer balls, though, carry on.

The day started very sinister and dark, then I had a drink or two and felt better.

Marney and pbone have exchanged shots lately. I'm very interested in a pbone/Marney feud. I like them both; pbone like a little brother, Marney like the maid I raped on Christmas Eve when I was 14.

My boy Frigid Mascot is from around there, but I know it ain't him. Since he knows Slayer for real, Slayer must be there too. I hope it's Slayer!

Let's make jokes about molesting Taiga's children.

Myspace gets me lots of gay sex. And, not that you'd know what constitutes it or care, but this is good gay sex.

"Fuck Me, Lord Satan" FTW. Yeah, but that one was supposed to be funny. Still, that's one of my favorite quotes to this day.

While I would obviously be unhappy about being paralyzed, oddly I don't find it particularly terrifying. Blindness would be the worst. Also, I find the traditional concept of heaven to be infinitely more horrifying than hell. Hence the Murderface quote: "I'd rather die than go to heaven." Quite literally true. I like some aspects of children. Ideally, I'd adopt one at around 6, then send them to boarding school at 11.

I'd have internet sex with her. Hell, you can't see somebody when you're having internet sex with them. How else could Marney and Kotzenjunge have done it? (Still by far the funniest pairing ever)

Did he? Seems to me I was the one who saved that folder by myself, when everyone was bitching about it. How soon you faggots forget.

Shut up. I don't know which of the two of you bitches is more delusional.

"I lied. It's about Ass Fuckin'!"

It's ok to think of me as that because I go by Milky in my personal life as well.

It's not that crazy. It's just like chugging a whole bottle of something 100 proof.

I've heard it said it tastes similar to pretty much every kind of meat. Meaning: Meat generally all tastes about the same. My nihilistic world view means that I wouldn't give a shit about eating people. niskie is also making me consider the Three Stooges syndrome of fetishism. (Not regarding him specifically, but it did make me think of it.) If you're straight, and want to eat women, but also omnivorous and into bestiality of the participatory nature, does this then obligate you to eat female animals? This is why I decided fuck it, I'll do whatever. Otherwise all your fetishes can't fit through the door. I can't really sexualize cannibalism, though. Meat is just meat, and I don't get a boner eating a hamburger, so...

Leena was saying that I was wrong for saying she was overweight because she had confidence in her appearance, but the post in question was saying it was perfectly fine to be a little pudgy like her. I'm sorry you thought I was insulting you, dear, in fact I was doing just the opposite. Not a princess though. Overconfidence in your appearance is bad no matter what you look like. It's the same principle I was talking about with fat people. That just draws attention to Leena's very real physical flaws, which I won't mention because I'm not trying to be mean. And because they don't exist!

Why would you call him Stifler? He has a name.

1a. Motley Crue 1b. Guns N Roses 1c. Motorhead ^Likely my three favorite overall groups. I obviously agree with people like Bowie, Prince and Miles. In such a group, I'd add: JG Thirlwell Dan the Automator My personal, sentimental favorites (while some of these do objectively suck, I am by no means implying that all of them do): 1. GG Allin 2. Britney 3. Mindless Self Indulgence 4. Marilyn Manson 5. Aphex Twin 6. Eazy E 7. Diamanda Galas 8. Electric Wizard 9. LiveFastDie 10. Dethklok I like Xtina a lot too, but I couldn't find a place for her. Her image is fluctuating, and not a clear downward spiral like Britney, but musically she's never faltered. Amy Winehouse brings the persona to my divas, Xtina brings the talent. Britney is just everything at once, so that's why she's on there and they aren't. And stuff.

What do you mean I didn't do anything? I did lots of stuff. Actually, after I saw we can change our own names, I barely even care. But seriously, that's fucking bullshit. You mod me again or I'll ban Czech from the secret board.

I don't get this thing where fat people are ok with being fat. It's alright to be a little overweight, like Leena, but obesity is totally uncalled for.