Nighthawk

I'd better be coming back too. I'm the most popular poster here!

Slayer - South of Heaven I'd have prefered Reign In Blood, but I like this nearly as much. I probably listen to it more, actually. It's slower, which is good and bad, but I don't think it loses any impact over it. This is still a fucking sick album, and content wise is as dark as anything Slayer's done. Probably would have went sooner, but with RiB gone, and my having to grab Master of Puppets, I figured it'd be safe to hold off on more thrash. I was correct.

Shoot the president with your seed. It's the only thing that will impress me.

So yeah, one maybe two more picks, and then I'm fairly confident I'll get most of the stuff I want.

I'm not misogynistic, and I'm the most popular poster here.

I've organized an underground fighting tournament with the people at work before. Seriously. Made pretty good money, too.

Here's an interesting note. Probably the last on my list of infamous films I hadn't seen was Nekromantik, and I finally watched it. And while watching it... I fell asleep with my eyes open. That's never happened before, and I have no idea why, or what significance the fact that I was watching Nekromantik played on it... but the movie was pretty good. I was laughing so hard at the guy cumming while he was stabbing himself.

Yeah, I wanted that one.

Yeah, I sure am glad Marney was sexually abused as a child.

Just make shit up. White, black, doesn't matter who you're talking to. If you sound like you know what you're talking about, they'll play along.

Carrot/Cheesecake for me. They're my two favorite cakes, after all.

They are an anomaly. Who are they? What do they mean? Leena - Really a very nice girl if you talk to her. Boring as shit unless you like tennis. Likes freaky sex fantasy. Seems insecure, but has gotten over it over time. She's pretty well fine now. Yuna - Super sweet... You really can't talk to her for more than a few minutes with either wanting to kill her or wanting to hug her. She's at least as brutally honest as me, although she has less to be honest about. I know she's a weirdo and the gay fetish is bizarre, but she's a total sweetheart. Marney - Just a disgusting bitch. Quite literally represents everything I hate... from being a drunk, having dumbass political views, caring about said views, being a lesbian (not only that, but a bull dyke), and being batshit fucking insane, Marney could die today and I'd have a bit of a chuckle. That said, she and I are almost a perfect storm. We make quite the pair. Ginger - I like Ginger quite a bit. She's easily the most attractive and the most normal girl here, and who'd have guessed that? I'm trying to catch her on aim... hopefully I will pretty soon. Also, she's obviously Paul, and therefore directly caused me to start a thread with penis pictures. CanadianChick - Super nice too. She was also pretty nice looking. She had a very innocent look, which she sometimes halfheartedly lamented, saying she wasn't that innocent. Worked for me, because she looked almost exactly like my cousin who died of an OD. (Yeah, same cousin I fucked, btw) TRItEC - I liked her a lot a long time ago, and forgot every single thing about her, except she may have been overweight too. And was from Utah. I had aim conversations with her, but I was fairly intoxicated, so your guess is as good as mine, as far as content. buffybeast - Straight up gives no fuck. I like. And so on.

I'm not talking about you. You're a Jew, so you should be funny. I'm not talking about me either, obviously. I'm funny. I decided when I drew a standing ovation ranting on a street corner. You should particularly agree with me, since you are having success with this. It's suddenly like how everybody in school wanted to be a marine biologist.

Why do people always think I'm some kind of weirdo? I'm an eccentric, at worst.

Every morning I jerk off before the snooze alarm goes off, but this morning it was getting pretty close to running out of time, so I thought of Leena and it did the trick. Except I didn't actually think of Leena, I was thinking of something she said (tearing her ass open so she shits on my dick and screams like an indian). So congratulations Leena, you are adept at conceptual erotica!

This may be taking the desert island gimmick too literally.

Over rated as hell. However, I don't know what I had. It was somebody elses, I didn't really ask. I was taking soma at the time, but that was all.

When did this become the new thing everybody wanted to do? Kinetic is right, most working comedians suck, much less all of you.

You know, I might have considered getting a sex change except I wouldn't be remotely passable. I wouldn't have been a "lesbian" though. I'd fuck the exact same people and things I do now.

Some fag.

Part of me wants to learn the guitar for real, but it's so typical. Which is part of why I'd like it, it's practical. But I don't have the temperment to be practical, I need to either be weird or flashy. And I don't know if I have the patience to do that on guitar. But, if I do learn guitar, this is my guitar:

Muggy.

Why does everyone know what color teal is? You're all gay.

Black Sabbath - Master of Reality Weird how there was no Sabbath yet. I didn't think this one would go first, so I was going to take it as soon as any Sabbath went. Fuck it though, I want it now. I liked the s/t for a while, but in the end, this is my favorite. By far. Better as an album. "Into the Void"? C'mon. Much as I like Sabbath's singles, I'm frankly a little sick of some of them. "Sweet Leaf" and "Children of the Grave", besides being awesome, also benefit from not being so overplayed. This album I'd call the definitive statement of Sabbath, and Sabbath are the definitive statement of Devil Music. Horns high.

Pretty awesome all around, if you ask me. I went there for my birthday last year.