Nighthawk

Fuck you Smues.

Metallica - Master of Puppets Metallica has caught nearly as much backlash as the Beatles. Difference is; Metallica deserves it. That doesn't change the fact that early Metallica albums are untouchable. It's Master of Puppets... every second of it is great. Though too young to experience it, this was a smash of the music scene at the time, with chart success and huge sales - for a metal album - accomplished with little to no airplay. It's a masterpiece. Don't let what Metallica are tarnish what they were.

Better than the TJ Hooker theme: ODB screaming "Big Baby Jesus I can't wait nigga fuck that I can't wait." over the TJ Hooker theme.

If I wanted to ban somebody, I wouldn't hold a tournament, I'd just ban them. But since you feel so strongly about it, we can compromise. I'll do a EHME style defend yourself thread. It won't be you have one chance not to be banned, but we can discuss what, if anything, will be done beyond the suspension. It can be, say, give them a funny new user name or something. I mean, a one day suspension? I wouldn't even notice. Or I could just ban them because I feel like it.

Fair enough. I'll ban them.

1. Because do we really want to ban Marvin after all these years? 2. Because as mods, we're entered in this thing. 1. Yes. 2. Have more confidence in yourself.

Why suspend the winner? Just outright ban them. It will make it more interesting.

I'd find it very difficult to cum in that situation.

It's not so bad.

Why shouldn't she? I mean, it's not that hard to be friends...

HA! You know I agree, but I wasn't going to go there. I am going to pick a pop album at some point, but not that one.

Normally people say that I'm a great person, terrible poster so I'm not seeing it. I tried to find an old post of mine where I called you a disgusting, worthless drug dealer... but I couldn't find it. However, I am prepared to spend the next several hours reading my own old threads. So for prompting that, you ain't so bad. New poster who is good but probably sucks in real life, to take this nigga's place... Banky!

Does it have a buzzsaw sticking out? Go Go Gadget Cock, indeed.

I won this thread already... unless you want to top urethral insertion.

Yup yup. I was aiming to keep my choices scattershot as far as genre, but since rap is proving so popular, I may just have to snag them while the getting is good. Now that it's gone, I'll admit that Doggystyle was one. Every time someone mentions The Chronic, I have to say that Doggystyle was better. In fact, can I just write my blurb for it even though I didn't get to pick it? Man, I remember when that came out, it was just like a bomb being dropped on all of L.A., where I was living at the time. I was like 10 or 11 back then, and still. The hype for Snoop's album after Chronic dropped was insane, and I feel it was the best example of something living up to the hype ever. We were all good kids, my friends and I, and I remember the giggling excitement over it. Like, one person on the block would get it, and we'd be sneaking into their bedroom and listening to it, trying to stifle our joy lest someone's parents would hear. And then in later life, like Ed said, playing it at every opportunity. I could probably quote 3/4 of it verbatim or something. Like I saw Snoop say on the news at the time... "If you like it, buy it. If you don't, fuck you." I have a specific memory of waiting in the Las Vegas airport while on the way to visit my mom, and being in the waiting room with other unescorted kids, as airports do, and one kid had a boom box. And we were looking through his albums, and there it was. And the girl who liked Nirvana and shit was like "If you play Dogg in here, I'm leaving." and we tore it up anyway. Doggystyle is just a wonderful memory of my childhood that has continued into my adulthood. I wish I had picked it. But since those are mostly personal reasons, I still feel I made the right decision.

Bloodsport was good, man. Well, except for the part where he does the splits in Daisy Dukes.

I have no problem with Taiga Star. Sorry to kill the dream. She may or may not be stupid as an individual, but she's harmless. This is the dynamic of real person vs poster. They're totally different skills. We've had say, Mik and Mole who came off bad as posters but were probably ok guys in real life. Mik is actually fine as a poster now too. Mole I never got the problem with in the first place. Then there's guys like courtneywasmurdered and DrTom, who are great posters, but probably terrible people. And guys like me and Leena, who are awesome as both posters and people. Worst poster of all time is Mike. Worst person of all time is Marney.

Gay clubs have the exact same variety of music as straight clubs. Of course, this is San Francisco... so the gay clubs are equal in number. And the straight clubs are really more like bi clubs. I could tell some stories.

Check out Girl Talk's "Smash Your Head". Biggie Smalls mashed up with "Tiny Dancer". I know mash up is dead, but Girl Talk is the one dude who manages to do it and keep it relevant.

Yeah it is. Once when I was about 10, I had a terrible stomach virus, and puked up anything I swallowed. My dad was like "Here drink some 7-Up, it'll make you feel better." Not understanding the concept, I drank the entire 2 liter. I puked it down a six story interior stairwell. The acoustics were absolutely insane.

Oh, that's not an MMA movie. That's about underground street fighting. And it looks a worse than crap. It looks so bad I'm going opening day.

Incandenza better say the pledge, cause he just got taken to school.

I love him, fuck everybody else. His best song is "Tiny Dancer". One time, I was getting into my car late at night, with the windows fogged over, and I took my finger and wrote "HOLD ME CLOSER TINY DANCER" on the rear window. The smear stayed for a good 10 months.

Yeah, I probably shouldn't have eaten that stuff. I survived, obv, but uh... yeah, no.

Good acquisition on 36 Chambers. I'm pretty sure a lot of people here wanted it. I know I did. While I prefer a couple rap albums to it (obv Nation of Millions, I agree with Chronic, one/some I won't reveal yet), 36 Chambers is an album that almost everybody likes. I always play it for people who don't like rap, and they usually admit it's good, even if not their particular forte.