Boner Kawanger

I have a promise to make! Next year... I'm going to ATTEND the TSM Awards, damnit! I even kinda hlafway won an award last year without one mention. Glass celing. Yeah, I said it. *Is dragged/drug away by security* *Wonders why he would have himself dragged/drug away*

Dude, you spelled classic wrong. ( ) Oops! Forgot the second "s"! I feel like an idoit.

I could see this thread going "Calsic"...

In the fifth grade, when GoldenEye came out and I first discovered Bond, I was reading The Man With the Golden Gun in class and my teacher took me out in the hall and told me I couldnt read Bond books in her class anymore. Now, five years later, I can barely muster up enough enthusiasm to read a short story. I know it sounds like I'm just being whiny and blaming her for my lack of participation, but I used to love reading. Until that day. When a teacher told me, a student, that I couldn't read a certain book for no reason. There was no naked girl on the cover. My parents approved, it was checked out on my mom's library account. But I've just always seen that as fucked up. I wasn't going around pretending to shoot students or trying to seduce anyone. In fact, I was the smartest person in that class. I'm not saying that. It was proven. I have a ribbon that says it. The moral of the story: Teachers suck. Ribbons rule. And I like The Living Daylights. That's a cool story.

Well, I have to give an honorable mention to Moonraker, since it inspired some lyrical genius from my good friend Mr. Z and me*. The parachute in TSWLM is a huge markout moment, and I'm an American. GoldenEye's is just so great, and I mark for Sean Bean. And Goldfinger... And if I keep trying to pick one, I'm just gonna keep saying "...and Die Another Day! And You Only Live Twice!". I can't pick. *Hispanic assassins with porn star moustaches Shoot the controls so Bond's there when it crashes

Well, he beat Nash with the Pedigree He beat Booker...with the Pedigree He beat Steiner with the Pedigree Kane? Pedigree. Bubba? Pedigree RVD? Pedigree. HHH cheats? Well...there's random sledgehammer attacks in most of his ppv matches. Good point, but I like to pretend that the sledgehammer shot that comes a few minutes before the Pedigree at least helps Trips win. But I know it doesn't.

What is it, like a hundred to zero? I don't watch Japanese wrestling, so that's just a guess. And as for the manager thing, I have no problem with Flair. He hardly leads to the outcome anyway. No matter how much Flair cheats, HHH always wins cheating on his own it seems.

Do Canadians celebrate New Years the same day as Americans? Hope everyone had as much fun as I did. Until I had to sleep in a little chair.

That's MISTER Owl, to you. That goes for all of you. Don't you forget it, either. As for the ref bump, even the marks are getting tired of it, so expect it to be shoved down everyone's throats for years to come.

Son loves mother Sweet romance Poor old father Has no pants And for the mechanical bears... We're the bears who sing for Duke Do-da Do-da Drinkin' moonshine 'til we puke Oh the do-day day And the best song on the show... Peeepeee Peeepeee Peepee Poooopie Peeepeee Peeepeee Peepee Poooopie *laughter* Please! It's about the plight and struggles of my people! *silence* Peeepeee Peeepeee Peepee Poooopie *laughter* Go The Critic!

Here's a plot summary for the remake, from...some website that you can trust...

Hey! I'm going to Smackdown next week, and I'm sitting third row! I won my tickets, otherwise I wouldn't go anywhere near the place, but I'll admit I'm going, damnit! As long as you all understand, I'm going for free.

I've been watching it since I was in the first grade. Its so great now that I finally get everything.

There was a sequence in the Houses of Healing that was cut.

Yes, nothing would thrill this board more than another Suckbag* Superpush... *I've always wanted to say that.

Umm, I wouldn't go that far. I've been frequenting GovTeen since April, and believe me, some of those kids can surpass OJ Hart by leaps and bounds. After checking the place out, you're 100% right. Please excuse my bias for that thread.

"Next Saturday">GovTeens

Agreed. Me too. Nah. He was good until the end when he was revealed to be.... Spoiler (Highlight to Read): some guy? C'mon...that was so lame. He was a random guy... that makes him even fucking scarier. Bingo.

I missed you.

This bar is missing one thing... A LOVE TESTER~! Well, I found one in an abandonned warehouse. I think there's something wrong with it though, it gave me "Cold Fish"...

See, I can't vote for Smith because after EVERY SINGLE THING NEO SAID FOR AN HOUR was "Why?" and especially after he failed to solve the mystery of "Who is this guy and why does he keep calling me 'Mr. Anderson'?" in one of the most excrutiating scenes ever, I was rooting for Ol' Hugo Smith. But maybe that's just me.

Goldberg's future has seemingly been in question since the days before he signed.

Oopah, didn't notice the "etc."... Jame Bond Collections Vol. 2 and 3 Indiana Jones Boxset Two Towers Extended PANTS~! SHOESHINE KIT~! And cash. Jay Spree, if you're reading this, you must go and rent I-Ninja. You seem to be like me and love insane Japanese things. I think you'll enjoy this.

I loved No Mercy until that damn bug hit my copy... Five hours ago.