Boner Kawanger

Thanksgiving was fun until last year when we moved it from my great aunt's house (which came with the package deal of eating with ADD-addled kids while in an old-timey general store) to my grandparent's secluded mansion (which has no ADD-addled kids).

Humping. In. The. Hanger. A friend of a friend owns an AIRPLANE HANGER and we're going to a party there. And that's what its called.

If I could find a library with comics, I would be thrilled. Being able to pick up all the Masterworks would be great.

A remake? What an original idea.

So Buff's Stuff was GHB? How DISTASTEFUL~! of me to say that.

I've been reading reviews since I was under twelve, Rocco.

Just in time for Thanksgiving!

When I won mine back in September, it was Rob Van Dam and Jerry Lawler.

"Oh, come on. We've been standing here for more than an hour, Daddy."

I think I figured it out... Rico=VLADMIR, THE SUPER FAN~!

"Oh, that cad Duke Droese is making GHB and raping young women! Well, I never!" "I know! How distasteful can you get?" Who describes making GHB and raping girls as DISTASTEFUL?

Really? I thought it was common knowledge. I mean, even I knew it and my knowledge of people's alter-egos is severely limited sometimes.

It was nominated for NINE Academy Awards! IT MUST BE GOOD!!!!

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Here's a full list of the movies he composed for, courtesy of the IMDb. First Daughter (2004) (post-production) Against the Ropes (2004) (completed) Open Range (2003) Mr. Dreyfuss Goes to Washington (2001) (TV) "Band of Brothers" (2001) (mini) TV Series X-Men (2000) ... aka X-Men 1.5 (2003) (USA: DVD title) Frequency (2000) S & M: Metallica with Michael Kamen Conducting the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra (1999) (TV) Iron Giant, The (1999) What Dreams May Come (1998) Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) ... aka Lethal 4 (1998) (USA: promotional abbreviation) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) "From the Earth to the Moon" (1998) (mini) TV Series (main title theme) (parts one, four and twelve) Winter Guest, The (1997) Event Horizon (1997) Remember Me? (1997) Heart Surgeon, The (1997) (TV) Inventing the Abbotts (1997) 101 Dalmatians (1996) Jack (1996) Mr. Holland's Opus (1995) Stonewall (1995) First 100 Years: A Celebration of American Movies, The (1995) (TV) Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995) ... aka Die Hard 3 (1995) Don Juan DeMarco (1995) Circle of Friends (1995) "Celeste siempre Celeste" (1994) TV Series (from "Lethal Weapon 3") (uncredited) Three Musketeers, The (1993) Wilder Napalm (1993) Last Action Hero (1993) Splitting Heirs (1993) Amazing Stories: Book Four (1992) (V) (segment "Mirror, Mirror") Blue Ice (1992) Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) Shining Through (1992) Michael Kamen: Concert for Saxophone (1991) (V) Two-Fisted Tales (1991) (TV) (segment "Showdown") Last Boy Scout, The (1991) Let Him Have It (1991) ... aka Âge de vivre, L' (1992) (France) Company Business (1991) Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) Hudson Hawk (1991) Nothing But Trouble (1991) Cold Dog Soup (1990) Krays, The (1990) ... aka Kray Brothers, The (1990) (Scotland: English title) ... aka Kray Twins, The (1990) (Europe: English title) Die Hard 2 (1990) ... aka Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990) (USA: video box title) Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) Licence to Kill (1989) ... aka Albert R. Broccoli's Licence to Kill (1989) (UK: complete title) ... aka License to Kill (1989) (USA) "Tales from the Crypt" (1989) TV Series (episodes "The New Arrival", "Showdown", "Death of Some Salesmen", ) ... aka "HBO's Tales from the Crypt" (1989) Renegades (1989) Road House (1989) Crusoe (1989) Dead Bang (1989) ... aka Dead-Bang (1989) (USA: poster title) Rooftops (1989) Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The (1988) (also song) ... aka Abenteuer des Baron von Münchhausen, Die (1988) (West Germany) Raggedy Rawney, The (1988) Homeboy (1988) Die Hard (1988) For Queen and Country (1988) Action Jackson (1988) Suspect (1987) Someone to Watch Over Me (1987) Adventures in Babysitting (1987) ... aka Night on the Town, A (1987) (UK: TV title) Lethal Weapon (1987) Rita, Sue and Bob Too (1986) Shoot for the Sun (1986) (TV) Shanghai Surprise (1986) "Edge of Darkness" (1986) (mini) TV Series Mona Lisa (1986) Highlander (1986) "Amazing Stories" (1985) TV Series (episode "Mirror, Mirror") ... aka "Steven Spielberg's Amazing Stories" (1985) (USA: complete title) Lifeforce (1985) (additional music) Brazil (1985) Dead Zone, The (1983) Angelo My Love (1983) Venom (1982) Polyester (1981) S*H*E (1980) (TV) Boardwalk (1979) Between the Lines (1977) Stunts (1977) ... aka Who Is Killing the Stuntmen? (1977) Liza's Pioneer Diary (1976) (TV) Next Man, The (1976) ... aka Arab Conspiracy, The (1976) ... aka Double Hit (1976) Rodin mis en vie (1976) Zachariah (1971) (songs) Here's to him.

If you go buy a new one for $99, you get a compilation disc featuring The Legend of Zelda, Zelda II: The Adventures of Link, Ocarina of Time, and Majora's Mask. I'd say yes.

Evolution is only a theory Taught in your child's textbook for historical purposes

He patted Austin on the back and got a stunner.

CHEAT . . WIN BRILLIANT~!

And save classic, hand-drawn animation on the big screen.

Scooter says he relates to the characters on Friends. Just saying.

I swore to never AIM anyone ever again, actually. Nothing personal. I just gave it up. I'm glad to see that everything you touch still turns to EXCITEMENT~! though. *Sheds a tear* You remembered.

You sound like Bob Barron talking to a whore. No, he forgot the 30 "Ummmmm" before and the "Ma'am" at the end. Heh, you make him sound like Butters from South Park... I thought it was clear that Baron was Radar from M*A*S*H. As opposed to Radar from Doogie Howser. I don't know why I didn't just delete the "from M*A*S*H" part. Shit, I mean, I like Baron. Not like that.

What happened to us, Z? I was so happy that night you messaged me on the computer, proclaiming your love and sharing secrets so secret, I dare not whisper them, not even in secret to secret keeping secret agents. Now every night I sit here, so lonely, waiting for another greeting from my forbidden fruit, my true beloved...MrZsasz... Congratulations on your 6,000th post. I hope you choke on them, you two-timing slut bastard.

This always amused me. Apparently noise means "little to no heat" in smark language. Hello Mr. Zsasz is a cool name and yay for UYI changing his mind, I guess. Not only is Zsasz cool, but he can do the BATDANCE~! Do you mean the Bat-tusi? The Batdance was the Prince song from the 88 movie. Wasn't it a craze associated with the original Batman series featuring Adam West back in the 60's (or whenever it aired)? Zsasz! Your services please. UYI Bat-Tusi=1960s Adam West Dance Bat-Dance-1989 Prince Song/Dance