Boner Kawanger

I'm thrilled.

"Well, what a great rerun. It sure is funny that UPN's only decent programming is syndicated TV reruns. Let's go out to dinner, honey?" "Should I turn off the TV?" "Nah." That=Ratings.

I tried to take it in a new direction with the Bible motiff, but now I feel like shit for keeping it alive.

"Good lord, I'm not going to bare-knuckle box you!" "Now we owe you $10,000!" I only saw the last ten minutes, but Christ that was funny.

"CALM DOWN!" "I'M NOT GOING TO YOUR ROOM!" Where is MAVEN's t-shirt, WWE?

With a camera. Couldn't resist.

DINNER DATE FROM HELL~!

I was there live. I also have it on tape, but I haven't watched it in years. I think I taped over the first ten minutes a while back.

Replica-wise, I have the WCW Big Gold Belt, but its the damn kid-size... Foam-wise, blue WWF title (1998), Smoking Skull Belt, and purple IC title (also from 1998).

The commercial for that new Strappleberry gum where people are busting out of file cabinets starts out alright, then evolves into greatness as a guy crashes through a fake skyline dressed as a building. Then his scream when the guy comes out of the cooler...priceless.

Well, I missed RAW completely, so... *Raises hand*

I read this whole thing through yesterday. Then I went and saw The Matrix Revolutions. The entire theatre is silent during the "dramatic" Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Trinity dies scene. Then I thought of Fertiq and busted out laughing. Proceed directly to Classics. Now. Please.

No. Any time I get a day off, I tune into Maury and hope for a paternity episode. Those are "the bomb".

I want to try so hard, since I love the site and have just an insane ammount of innane movie knowledge, but I'm starting to balance work and school now. Shit fire and save matches.

Chapter 119: How the Kliq DIDN'T Go on Strike and Instead Basically Showed Us All the Light Michaels 8:22: How To Market a Gay Stripper as a Christian McMahon 3:16: DON'T CROSS DA BOSS.

Eww...I mean, the last time the Undertaker and Kanyon had feud...

I was posting at The Smarks board over two years ago, same name, too. I'm sure if you add up all the posts I've ever made...you still wouldn't break 3000.

Very nice, Plundering. I was worried this was gonna be some dumbass "they has teh forbittin romanse like R&J, d00d~!" thread. *Clap....clap...clap*

I think I prefer the naked men in a hot tub, actually. Don't judge me.

Its in Japan, along with a compilation of the first two EarthBound (Mother in Japan) games. Neither are scheduled to be released overseas, but both can be imported and played since they're GBA games. Theres just the small matter of Japanese text. I'd like to act Plok to the list. Fun little game from Europe where the main character was a magic pile of clothes whose limbs could shoot off. He dressed up as a firefighter and a hunter. Go Plok.

I'll have what the movie Waking Life calls "lucid dreams", where you realize you are in a dream and take control. I've beat up cops and my assistant principal, and then flew away. I must have a problem with authority.

Viva La Bam is like Jackass.....It's stars Bam but also has Ryan Dunn, Brandan Dicamillo, Rake Yohn, and even Raab Himself......It also puts a lot of emphasis on Bam's dad Phil and mom. Kinda like a Jackass reunion minus the extreme skits. You...just described CKY. I just found that funny for whatever reason. Anyways, I always lose the TVs when its time for Wildboyz, but I have a feeling I'd like it. An animal show with Steve-O and Pontius has to be good. Viva la Bam, on the other hand, is a show I can enjoy with the whole family. Funny, but not as funny as CKY. Well, maybe its funnier than the first one, but CKY4...that's unbeatable. I wish MTV would show a butchered, censored version of Haggard. That could beat out Mallrats and Scarface as the movie to watch on TV.

I've got a job at Sam Goody for the holidays.

You mean the ones where The Matrix was just a dream Bill and/or Ted had? And color me semi-shocked at the success of Scary Movie 3. Here's hoping it gets Anna Farris into more movies. She's cute.

Versions of Halloween (I'm guessing the years): 1998: Barebones disc with shitty transfer from Anchor Bay. 2000: Special Edition with hour-long documentary and a few more extras from Anchor Bay; two covers exist-one holographic and one plain. 2001: Halloween: TV Version. Includes film cell. 2003: New two-disc SE from Anchor Bay. Includes commentary and AMC Backlot documentary.