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    New WWE DVD's

    Beat to the Kwang joke by one post. Damn you, Lil Naitch.
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    So who is going to go broke?

    Jokes on you, video game industry! I only have eight bucks in my wallet! HA!
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    DVD ripoffs

    My Sam Goody has Hulk for $15. Damn.
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    this forum is my fucking hostage

    Czech is a millionaire. He's also my favorite poster as of today. LEAVES HiM ILONE!~!
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    The Hoss Farm

    Maybe it's just me, but there's a really dirty joke waiting to be made right there... Here's a question: what do you do with Morgan after Survivor Series? I doubt he'll get the Brock push this close to WrestleMania (even though I can see it happening), so does he play Heyman's enforcer with Jones or do they split up? Who do they feud with?
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    Steroid news

    Dude, HHH was married weeks ago.
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    BATMAN casting

    I don't understand this. Can't they just get the guy who played Alfred in the previous 4 movies and Birds of Prey (Michael Gough was his name?)? Michael Gough is getting up there in age, and since this is a younger Batman, we need a younger Alfred. Plus, Ian Abercrombie (Army of Darkness, Seinfeld) played Alfred in Birds of Prey. As for me, I don't really see Hopkins as Alfred or believe Edge playing Egghead unless its some sort of cameo/wink to the fans. I'd be more than happy with Freeman, though.
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    A thread to discuss the picture in my .sig

    IMO, nothing beats my Sex Cell Mario Party...
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    SmartMarks Horror Movie Tourney

    Alien An American Werewolf in London Friday the 13th (choice) Suspiria The Omen Night of the Living Dead (1968) The Fly (1986) Dawn of the Dead The Exorcist Evil Dead Evil Dead 2 Halloween (choice) Nightmare on Elm Street (choice) Texas Chainsaw Massacre From Dusk Til Dawn Phantasm
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    Jyndrak and Cade

    I agree on that. They should have Jindrak dropkick the person into a Cade Powerbomb or something. They HAVE done that one. It was on Heat last month, I was there live. It was the only thing that got a reaction in their match.
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    So the Cripple Fight from South Park

    Speaking of They Live, has anybody been able to find the DVD since they re-released it? I've got a friend who works at Sam Goody that had to order it for me because they didn't have any copies, and I've heard people on other boards saying it was hard to find.
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    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre...

    Well, I'm a tad disappointed I must admit. Maybe its because these days I know what to expect or because I'm familiar with the plot from reviews, but I just wasn't scared. No feeling of dread like the original...Something just felt off...I did enjoy Emery's Sherriff.
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    Okay, this is it, no bullshit, finally...

    I thought of that myself, but then when you look at the Evil Dead films they are really seperate entities unto themselves. The big three franchises were what I thought needed to get the choice tag since they have a combined 25(!) btw the three. Good game.
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    Drink Milk Lose Your Testicles

    Hmmm.... Tom Green=Canadian. Tom Green=Drinking milk from the utter of a cow. The fresher it is, the deadlier. Damn you, milk.
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    Okay, this is it, no bullshit, finally...

    Alien Night of the Living Dead (1990) Army of Darkness Black Christmas The Beyond Fright Night The Fly (1986) Child's Play Creepshow Dawn of the Dead Dead Alive Evil Dead Evil Dead 2 The Exorcist Friday the 13th (choice) Halloween (choice) The Thing Lost Boys Day of the Dead Night of the Living Dead (1968) Nightmare on Elm Street (choice) The Omen Pet Sematary The Fog Psycho(1960) Carrie Return of the Living Dead Nosferatu: The Vampyre (1979) Event Horizon (I side with BPS in that Scream isn't a horror movie) Bram Stoker's Dracula Last House on the Left Texas Chainsaw Massacre Question: How is it that with a movie like Halloween gets the choice, but the entire Evil Dead trilogy and two Psycho movies are on the ballot? Is it just because there are more Halloween movies?
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    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre...

    what the hell? where did this come from? It came from Ebert's zero star review posted before it, natch. I've got a date for tomorrow and we're going to see this. Having a cell phone finally paid off. I'm a hot tub away from getting some. I'll share thoughts tomorrow.
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    Taker in a movie too

    You sir, are clever.
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    The Matrix explained?

    Here, I'll explain EVERYTHING in one simple sentence: "Prime is 23-35."
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    Taker in a movie too

    Phantasm's End isn't a real movie. Its been on IMDb for years. Someone sent in a fake rumor and they posted it.
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    Alyson Hannigan getting NBC show

    Anybody know what Eliza Dushku's aforementioned show is...ya know...about? I saw a commercial on Fox which was just her walking through rain. While hot, it served no purpose in telling me what the show was about...unless its an hour of wet Dushku action...
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    TV shows on DVD list

    Give it a while...they basically announced season sets at an animation convention a few months ago.
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    The One & Only RAW Thread

    I bet Bounty Hunter Kevin Nash was driving.
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    The One and Only Rundown Thread

    Hey, they're paying me more. In fact, I can safely say that 411 is paying me a billion times more than TSM. You're a DOCTOR AND you have a BILLION-DOLLAR WRITING DEAL AT 411?! You must fight the ladies off with a stick, my friend.
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    The Nitro Review 10/12 - 10/18

    Goldberg def. The Giant by count out in a No-DQ Match for the WCW Title I love you, WCW.
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