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Paging Eag- I would think we're out of luck unless someone new comes along...

Good Boy making any money whatsoever disturbs me. I don't care if its a family movie or whatever you want to say...its a movie about ALIEN DOGS THAT TRY TO TAKE OVER EARTH. I am utterly CONVINCED I could make a movie about a dog that poops on criminals or something and become a millionaire.

WWE would NEVER overuse the ladder match.

The Nightmare Before Christmas? In that case, I wanna nominate How The Grinch Stole Christmas! Starring Jim Carrey!

No pyro or TitanTron either. Just music.

Just ask Sid. He knows... Am I the only one who notices we discuss Sid shitting his pants way more than anything else, let alone way more than we should?

Whee, spoilers be here. Be weary. No one else is using the spoiler boxes in here anyways. Jason Todd was just Clayface. Now be off with ye.

That's just a rumor that gets started with about every Hollywood Power Couple. I'm looking forward to Jackson's King Kong. The original is his favorite movie and he's been trying to get this made for quite some time now.

Oh, look! A Shawn Michaels cardboard cut-out for only five dollars! And I won it! What's this? Twenty dollars shipping and handling? Whoops, my computer broke! What's that, Mr. Seller? You're going to report me? Well, I'm young and naive at the time! I'll buy it! If I didn't feel so ripped off (by, ya know, not reading the whole thing), I'd use it for target practice.

Although I've yet to make it to college, I'd just like to say I haven't ate shcool food since Kindergarden.

Not on the GBA... Get WarioWare. Anyone who doesn't like that is a Commie.

I for one enjoyed the tribute to 1999 WCW and rap's newest superstar, Randy Savage!

Here, I'll write the reply you may or may not receive. "Dear Loyal Fan, Thank you for watching our exciting television programs! Boy is that Brock Lesnar dastardly or what? Damn that Mr. McMahon! Let's hope Stephanie makes him quit at No Mercy, live on pay-per-view Sunday, October 19, 2003! Check out the ShopZone! Maybe you can buy something if you get HHH's $100,000 Bounty on Goldberg (Warning: Fans may not attack Bill Goldberg and expect any reward or compensation. Do not bring laser pointers or video cameras to live events)! Keep watching! Signed, WWE"

When I had my short stint on The Smarks reviewing DVDs, I only got one e-mail. Ever. So don't let it get you down.

SEXISM~!

Fuckdamnshit.

Wait, Ripper is black AND from Alabama? I always thought only APO and I were the only unlucky bastards here...

I've got the Batman & Robin Adventures Annual #1 with the Phantasm's return. It explains how The Joker survives. When they disappear, they go to the sewer and Andrea remembers "What will vengeance solve?". Then a huge explosion knocks Joker into the water and he escapes. Mr. Z answered everything else perfectly, though.

WWE (Smackdown!) @ San Angelo, TX - October 6, 2002 Sho Funaki pinned Matt Hardy with a roll up Albert pinned John Cena with the scissors kick Shelton Benjamin & Bull Buchanon defeated Crash Holly & Bill DeMott when Benjamin pinned Crash with a roll up Chavo Guerrero Jr. & Tajiri defeated Billy Kidman & Shannon Moore when Chavo pinned Moore with a Gory Special into a face buster WWE Smackdown! World Champion Brock Lesnar pinned Edge with the F5 after Chavo Guerrero Jr. interfered WWE Cruiserweight Champion Jamie Knoble pinned Rey Mysterio Jr. with a roll up and his feet on the ropes Chris Benoit defeated Val Venis via submission with the Crippler Crossface Ron Simmons & D-Von Dudley defeated Billy Gunn & Chuck Palumbo when Simmons pinned Palumbo with the spinebuster Rikishi pinned Kurt Angle in a Kiss My Ass match; after the match, Billy Gunn and Chuck Palumbo made the save for Rikishi against Angle, Ron Simmons, and D-Von Dudley Is it just me or is that whole card bizarre?

If only I'D had been on camera when I went to Raw. We'd be discussing my FANTASTIC hair. Its so glorious. I mean, damn. TCR, I didn't watch SmackDown, but get a haircut.

Shiek won because he was physically unable to go over the top rope...

Is this banning a new record? Oh, and those multiple quote boxes on page one are trippy, man.

May 2005. They've finished principle photography and now need to add special effects.

Nash didn't understand rap music?! But he's always wearing that Fubu gear and telling us he's "in the house!"! I feel so betrayed.

So, what you're saying is that they going to pick up Nathan Jones and make him their bitch? Austria? Let's throw another shrimp on the barby, then...