Boner Kawanger

Rumor: At a recent concert for his band, Russell Crowe said he was in talks "with the guy from Memento about playing a villain in his next movie".

Most of you saw the other thread. I didn't feel like bumping it, so we begin anew. First, some basic information that sets the stage: My mom won the tickets under an assumed name and took me, my father, and my cousin Magen. Magen and I are both 17. That'll come in handy later. We had to meet a woman from the television station at 5:30. She took us to another entrance at which point I noticed GERALD BRISCO punching a fat man in a denim shirt. Well, pretending to. They walk in and its Brisco and JIM ROSS. My mom got a picture of Gerald Brisco giving the goofiest smile EVER (which will soon be in my sig or somewhere) before the grizzly security guard said "No pictures". As they open the door, I saw STEVEN RICHARDS, CHRISTIAN, CHRIS JERICHO, GAIL KIM (grrrowl), and VAL VENIS. And then the BROOKLYN BRAWLER came in. Then Shane McMahon's doppledanger came to take us to part one of the contest: The Wrestler Meet and Greet... It took a while to get there. Some other people from a radio contest were back there, too...let's just say they were not "clean" people and move on. I look up and say these words. "It's Rob Van Dam." Yes, RVD and the King. Nothing earth-shattering. Alls I did was shake their hands and get an autograph. I did ask RVD how his wife was doing as I suddenly remembered her boat accident. She's doing great, he appreciated it. Next it was time to go to the seats we won. Front row seats, the camera was behind us, the cage door in front of us. I understand that you can see me patting Rodney and Theodore on the back and at various times. I'm wearing a John Candy ringer-tee. Dark Match: There was one. Just a tag match, don't remember any names. The audio wasn't that great. One guy will probably get a contract. He was bald, had a goatee, and did TWO DIFFERENT SPINEBUSTERS. Heat Spoilers: First match is Val Venis vs Christian for the IC Title. Really good match that the crowd was into. End comes with a ref bump and Blue Thunder-kickout. Unprettier (which I wish was called the Peep This) for the win. For some reason, the crowd gave Val a standing ovation (which was really cool, actually) and Val seemed touched. Then, in the greatest moment ever, he asks who wants the towel. He leaves the ring and gives it to my cousin and kisses her on the cheek. Fucking pedophile. If that isn't on Heat I'll kill myself. Maven beats the Bastard Son of Sting and Vampiro with an awesome looking Bulldog into a DDT from the middle rope. Garrison Jindrak beat Jobbers with a Powerbomb/Dropkick hybrid. And maybe some other stuff. RAW: Hot crowd, didn't keep up with who had the most heat/biggest pops. You all saw it, anyways. What you may or may not have seen was Flair blade Goldberg and blood come about three inches from hitting me. I don't want Goldberg AIDS. Oh, Lance Storm-Superface is the greatest thing ever. After RAW: Goldberg got up, climbed the ropes (successfully!), roared, and punched a chair. When will he ever learn...punching inantimate objects is your weak spot, Bill. I had fun, but once I watch the tape I'll see how much it sucked. That'll probably remind me of some other stuff, too.

I didn't see anyone handing out NWA ads or anything, but I was at the meet and greet while everyone was coming in, plus I had been inside before the doors were open. I did see someone with a Heel Section sign, though. So to answer the legitimacy of the report: "I don't know".

I'm illiterate.

Speaking of which, has their ever been a show like Buffy or Angel (by which I mean the off-kilter genre, for lack of a better term) that has gotten recognition from the Emmys? And realsandman420, the ones "callign angel gan fiction" are referring to the name of the website.

Actually, the Conker game coming on X-Box, Conker: Live and Uncut, is just the original N64 game with X-Box live and more of a focus on multiplayer aspects. I just thought I'd add that since Jay wasn't too clear on it.

To answer the other question... 2) I had no idea what this thread was about when I clicked on it. I thought Spike TV was gonna get a good show or something.

Heh...any particular reason RVD said that? Just selling the injury, I suppose. Or embarassment. 1) He was cool. Didn't get to talk with him much. 2) I hope its on Heat. It was the first big match so I was worried it would be a dark match. 3) Just some guy in white facepaint, a weave that loses a few hairs, pleather coat, nylon shirt. Maybe the Bastard Son of Jeff Hardy and Sting is more of a fitting description.

God, Zsasz, you're so stupid. That's the AVENGERS. Get it straight, you DC fanboy~! Oh, and I can't wait to see those designs. I'm a spazz for stuff like this.

Oh, my God. This game has Jimmy Hart's "Lowrider" ripoff. Now I have to consider buying it.

No, that kept JR as a face which was a good idea since he was involved in a major angle later that night. Well, actually, not pissing off the fans could be considered the right thing.

I just saw it as somebody's avatar. That's why I came back, to edit my thread. But hey, thanks for being there for me bob. Hey! This is MY thread, you sorry bastard. WWE wound up doing the right thing and had JR and the King come out to the King's music before RAW, in case anyone was wondering.

Bubba carried him out, since they wasted their strecher. Quotes of the night: RVD: (On strecher) Aw, fuck! Theodore Long: How do you like that, white ass mother fuckers?

I actually owned that, two Gadgets, Penny, AND Brain back in the day.

Here's a theoretical question: What if Hush is Azrael, out to prove once and for all he's better than Bruce or something along those lines? It makes sense if you think about it... Oh, wait. Azrael wasn't on DC's little contest list. Is it just me or did that stupid contest help ruin the suspense?

Lucky Chucky and Silly Billy COLLIDE~!

Matt Hardy looks like a fucking NUT with his eyes wide as he beckons for Shannon Moore to come back with one hand and does the Version 1.0 sign with the other.

I won four ringside tickets this morning. I get to keep the chairs. And I get to meet a RAW Superstar. Not of my choice though. So Garrison Cade, here I come.

I think Czech is right. He's defineately not from Alabama.

If you're not familiar with WWE schedule, RAW is in Huntsville, ALABAMA Monday. Jim Ross comes out to the OKLAHOMA fight song. We're gonna turn the Coach face.

I scream more like a woman than a little girl. There IS a difference.

But if this is a From The Vault DVD, there won't be a biography segment.

Dark matches, my friend.

I don't think they release the card for TV tapings unless there's a radio ad going around. You could try checking the arena's website or even WWE.com, but I don't know if you'll find anything.

He'll be too busy writing the show to meet me.