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    Monday Night Wars

    Re: Jeff Jarrett's new theme music: LO-fucking-L. "There's all the superstars...and then there's-MEEEEEE!"
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    Pictures I Like

    Quit very attractive in a way that I can't explaining up the thread with all this dick talk and post pictures
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    Friday The 13th (2009)

    Freddy lives in Springwood. The city of Springfield also has a revenge thirsty murderer who kills children in their dreams, but he's not as scary.
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    Comments that don't warrant a thread

    I watched a random episode of the Saturday morning Sonic (which I ironically missed on a weekday morning because of school) via YouTube the other day. I don't think I can go back to Scratch and Grounder.
  5. I've been trying to jump start a Talking Heads renaissance for a while. See, for example, a few years ago, I bought a Jeff Buckley CD and got my friends into it and next thing you know, "Hallelujah" starts turning up in The West Wing and every other movie and show. Which is weird, because none of my friends work on The West Wing or anything. Regardless. Two years later, I got Stop Making Sense on DVD and got all my friends into it. So I shoulda seen this coming. So to answer your question, I have no idea.
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    ECW Thread 2/17/09

    So the Unprettier is officially the Killswitch now.
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    bps21's (fake) 20,000th post spectacular

    I always like your posts, bps21, but I'm worried that TNA is melting your brain
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    Val Venis to New Japan

    Hard Straight versus Hard G-A-Y. BOOK IT! Edit-This word filter is getting in the way of serious pro wrestling discussion, moderators!!!
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    Wii

    So EarthBound will probably never make it to America again, Virtual Console or otherwise. What has kept the game under wraps for over two years? Nintendo's shame over its stateside failure? Nope. Lawyers, of course. http://starmen.net/ebvc/
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    FOX Sunday Night 08/09 - now in HD!

    Did they take Otto out but leave the bus in?
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    Wii

    I hate to burst your bubble, Todd (because I can tell you realllly want the Popeye and Snoopy games) but license issues with copyrighted characters seem to either be a hurdle or a deterrent for publishers. The only NES game with such characters available, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, is also the only US NES game that costs 600 points. So what I'm saying is that while it may be possible, the chances are very slim. By the way, I remember playing the Popeye game as a child. A gas station near my granddad's house had the arcade game, too. So I share your affinity.
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    Eastbound and Down

    "Can I wear my Scream mask? The mask from the movie Scream. While I do you from behind." was pretty grandiose. It was my favorite part, at least. Nothing's gonna top the line Gina Gershon drops in the making-of special, though.
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    Pictures I Like

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    Possible Big Roster trade

    I thought Triple H was only on Smackdown for this year just so it could have the much needed star power for it's debut and he was coming back to RAW next draft? I guess both sides of the possibility spread as speculation and we won't know 'til we know. Welp. That's the Internet for you.
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    Awesome Wrestling Pictures

    It's some guy from the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. EDIT- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Oliva
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    WWE General Discussion - February 2009

    It's just the way of the world and all that jazz. Heels not only control matches (for the most part) but they seemingly have more opportunities to get their character over. Eddie Guerrero is a good example. He would spend matches building up to a new way to cheat to win and, in getting his character over with facial expressions and interviews, developed (or kept, in the case of his failed heel turn on Tajiri that time) a fan base.
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    Possible Big Roster trade

    Triple H works SmackDown because it gives him more time to spend with his family. I'm not saying he wouldn't go back to Raw, I'm just saying he isn't on SD for shits and giggles.
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    WWE General Discussion - February 2009

    Heels are better than faces.
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    WWE No Way Out 2009

    Surely not against H and Taker.
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    WWE No Way Out 2009

    Except Edge is a good heel and draws money
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    WWE No Way Out 2009

    I was hoping Big Show would punch through his tube and knock Jeff off.
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    WWE No Way Out 2009

    Here's the way I look at it: Vicki obviously didn't make the Elimination Chamber match, so that means it was made by whatever WWE higher ups are never mentioned. The order of entry is determined by random number draw, so they couldn't do anything there. That's why Vicki's been making all the "grueling" matches for the others on SmackDown. She can control what happens there.
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    FOX Sunday Night 08/09 - now in HD!

    Can I watch the new episode in HD on the Fox website? My roommate has his computer hooked up to our flatscreen, but we only have an SD show hole hookup.
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    When TNA closes...

    whoosh
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    WWE Folder sucks dick

    The Mean Street Posse would probably double the ratings if they went to TNA!
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