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Let's get serious for a minute. I'm neither a John Cena hater nor a fan, but I enjoy his matches more often than not. I thought the promo he cut backstage tonight was hideous. I know some people enjoyed it, and it's really a spectacle how divided his popularity is at time. But holy Christ, the stuff they're forcing on him makes him look like a five year old who can stay up late and watch grown up shows. I vaguely recall thinking he was funny before I stopped watching a few years back, and when I started watching again full time this year, I was generally annoyed at his promos with his match against Triple H*, but I can't remember anything else he's done that bad this year. I know I'm unashamedly watching pro wrestling, but I was just as embarrassed watching that promo as I was when I was sitting in theaters and the new musical number in Jabba's palace hit in the special edition of Return of the Jedi. *FWIW, these would consist of Cena explaining that this match happening automatically made it a guaranteed legendary moment on the scale of Hogan/Andre and Rock/Austin. It was just such a pandering, empty gesture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-gY3yWEqFc I brought this match up when we found out about Festival of Fights. Maybe a better match, sure, but it has Kevin Nash on commentary.

Theone is right. If I've never seen Logan's Run, I'm nothing but a 19 year old retard. Would anyone be averse to me posting a thread about my awesome life* now that I'm on ignore and can't read it? I think it'll be kinda kooky. *Includes stories about secret passages

If you don't love Test then get out

Mellowfuljoy, what is your av from? Looks like an aluminum Michael Myers. Someonegreat says I have credentials. Let's list them right here: 1)Doesn't take wrestling or message boards very seriously 2)Is on theone's ignore list 3)Has never revealed the secret of the Wu Tang Clan

Wow, I had no idea there was a thread about me in site feedback. Since the one can't read my posts, someone tell him I'm 22, not 19. And also tell him I smoke weed every day. That'll show him what an adult I am

You can insult Enigma, just not his newz

Redrum-that's murder spelled backwards, Don!

How damn long will it take E to ditch the hideous spinner belt?, We've cena nuff is the best thread. All the hot new posters are there. It's a venerable collection of Rookies of the Year.

Every season of every HBO show on DVD has been 50% off at Best Buy since the 21st, and I just found out today, the day the sale ends. So if you can get to a Best Buy tonight and want a season of Curb or something, sally forth.

Read threads before posting please

Button-mashy. More or less the same sort as the Acclaim WWF games. Did it get released in America? I couldn't find any evidence after I posted the list.

I think Flair was dealing with some kind of vertigo/inner ear problem at this time. He tells a funny story about it in his shoot interview. I'm paraphrasing here, but he talks about having the Lloyd's of London policy and being due a hefty sum due to his ear problem. So the day to collect finally comes around after months of dealing with it, and Flair wakes up (next to a woman he refuses to name in order to protect her) and finds that the problem is completely gone. Frustrated, he exclaims "SHIT!" and tells his mistress why he won't be collecting millions of dollars that morning.

Here's the supposed list of Japanese VC releases for next month: Famicom: * Tantei Jinguji Saburo Kikena Faturi (January 6th) * Getsufuu Maden * Zoids: Mokushiroku Nintendo 64: * Super Smash Bros. Sega Master System: * Fantasy Zone II Sega Mega Drive: * Wonder Boy III: Monster Lair (January 6th) PC Engine: * Rastan Saga II (January 6th) * Kaze no Densetsu Xanadu II (CD) * Spriggan Mark 2 (CD) * Champion Wrestler Does anyone know how Champion Wrestler is?

You should take it back and get MLB Power Pros, the best baseball game available. Everybody else has mentioned everything I would have, but I got Boom Blox for Christmas and had an insanely fun time playing it in one player and with my friends last night. You might can find it for around $30. My Blockbuster had a new copy for $27.99.

We do all of our stuff on Christmas Eve at this point. My uncle gave me $41.28 in bills and change. It was awesome.

Fuckin' Christmas, man...I can't believe I'm missing all this AND the Goldberg crap

Irony Alert: TheFranchise is reading our discussion on burning bridges, and I was just about to bring up Target's own Shane Douglas

Going against your supervisor's wishes and getting hurt and then signing with the competition is kinda the definition of "burning a bridge"

Easy there, buuuuuuudddy

I always looked at the AJ/Kurt/Karen thing as Angle and some of the bookers saying "The original love triangle you had with Steph and Hunter was great, but everyone hated the ending, so we're gonna fix it and do it right!" and then I don't remember how it ended but I bet it was bad

On the other hand, Dolph Ziggler introducing himself one by one to the other guys in MITB would be a 'Mania moment.

None of that makes much sense, RHR

The episode where Dick Grayson quits is equally good

She got hit in the 'gina dude. That's short for VA-gina. As in her pussy. Canadian Destroyer has a huge avatar and I don't and since I'm drunk it vexes me. There were a lot of misspelled words in this post but I'm a perfectionist with spellcheck.