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    TSM 2008 Year-End Awards: The TSMmys

    Welp. Voting for KOAB, whose name I'm saying aloud like Pacino in Scent of a Woman. KOAB!
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    The Dark Knight

    http://www.batman-on-film.com/BATMAN3_B3-a...n_12-11-08.html Interesting stuff. Nothing too surprising, except for the Weisz rumor. BOF was nice enough to find a picture of her in a skintight black catsuit type of outfit, so check it out. And of course, Batman-on-Film is one of the more reliable websites when it comes to....Batman movies.
  3. There was a Terminator trailer before this movie called The Dark Knight, so I'm betting a lot of people saw it. The silence speaks volumes. Oh, well. I've been waiting for years for McG, the Auteur, to return to the director's chair.
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    Marijuana in Sitcoms

    I recently caught an episode where Norm had a party for his boss at the bar, and the guy got rather fresh with Diane. He was portrayed more as an asshole than a drunk though, so I think your point stands about their portrayal of drinking. Of course, there's the infamous Simpsons scene in "Marge's Fear of Flying" with every cast member of Cheers (minus Kelsey Grammar, ironically) confronts Norm on his drinking problems and he threatens to kill all of them.
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    Marijuana in Sitcoms

    Wait, the ultimate portrayal of marijuana on a sitcom is the very special episode of Home Improvement where Tim falls through his porch and finds Brad's stash, leading to a very special reveal that Jill bought some pot that "had been laced" at a Zep concert. Protip for dealin' drugs: Lacing pot with more potent drugs is a waste of money, but I guess it fits in with the theme of the show, Tim giving something MORRRRRE POWER GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT COUGH COUGH COUGH
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    Marijuana in Sitcoms

    Second best pot episode: the Curb where Larry buys weed for his sick father, and they smoke it with the prostitute Larry used to get in the carpool lane to Dodger Stadium
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    Joey Styles JKO's JBL overseas

    I'm very disappointed in the Internet for not including this in all the photoshopping.
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    WWE Folder sucks dick

    Online erotica is complicated stuff So are numbers, actually
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    Marijuana in Sitcoms

    This show called Weeds. Seriously though, the episode of Futurama with Bender getting high on electricity. But bob_baron nailed it with the first post. Pier Pressure's the best pot related thing that isn't pot.
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    TSM 2008 Year-End Awards: Video Games

    Wait, can I nominate the Mother 3 translation even though it "officially" came out years ago?
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    WWE Folder sucks dick

    lol ill pretend you said 16
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    Joey Styles JKO's JBL overseas

    Shit I knew I forgot something
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    Pictures I Like

    Doug porn in moving picture form http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L1soCPVN6Q
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    List Things That Bother You

    This. Sorry Rocket, but looks like you need to be re-trained in picking up female hints. Nah. I just can't stand chicks that play with their hair. 95% of the time they air heads anyways. Life must be lonely for you. It's pretty obvious he's watching them from afar, if you will, and that's why it annoys him I hate it when someone sends me a text message that's obviously been forwarded from a stream of dumbasses. Something like a joke of the day but not the one from the commercial that you have to pay for.
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    WWE Folder sucks dick

    Okay guys. I'm sitting in a hottub typing on an iPhone *takes off bathing suit top to let my huge boobs hang out*
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    Joey Styles JKO's JBL overseas

    From Meltzer's update of whatever website he does: JBL constantly ribbed Joey overseas, including an incident where he threw all of Joey's luggage in an aluminum trash can, which are of course commonplace backstage and under the ring. What a bully
  17. Movies-The Dark Knight TV-It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia I realized that those are about the only things I went out of my way to see this year.
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    More Future Endeavours - Dykstra, Lena, Elijah

    If you like Bubba Ray Dudley as a main eventer, then boy do I have a show for you...
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    More Future Endeavours - Dykstra, Lena, Elijah

    Prediction: Snitsky and Heidenreich reunite to become the greatest gaijin tag team by 2011 in....oh, let's say HUSTLE.
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    Joey Styles JKO's JBL overseas

    Hey guys JBL is offering free energy shit via a blog on WWE.com. I wonder what the WWE Universe thinks about this exciting offer... I don't know what four letter word that's supposed to be! And it goes on like that for a while.
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    WWE General Discussion - December 2008

    I wish they'd done the Best Impression Slammy on Raw so they could have had four separate boxes on screen, each with a different Charlie Haas looking pensive or hopeful.
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    The 2008 TSM Forums SLAM-E Awards

    Note for Venkman: I fixed my letters to keep myself from studying. No big deal. A. Performer Of The Year - the best overall combination of someone who can back it up in the ring but can entertain on promos. 1. Chris Jericho 2. Triple H 3. Edge B. Wrestler Of The Year - the wrestler who can best work a technical match. Though part of "working" is the ability to entertain a crowd (this is why Hulk Hogan can never be called a bad worker - bad mat technician yes, but the man could work a crowd), this is meant for those who may not be over with Casual Joe, but Hardcore Henry says he's the greatest of all time. 1. Chris Jericho 2. Shawn Michaels 3. Edge C. Entertainer Of The Year - while everyone is eligable of course, the idea here is that just because all their matches are about * or less, you find them to be a guilty pleasure or hilarious or what not. I already know who the winner is but we'll go through the motions. 1. Glamarella 2. Miz & Jo Mo 3. D. Tag-Team Of The Year: 1. John Morrison and The Miz 2. Murder City Machine Guns 3. Priceless E. PPV Of The Year (limited to what I've seen via 24/7): 1. WrestleMania 2. Great American Bash 3. Unforgiven F. Match Of The Year: 1. Ric Flair/Shawn Michaels-I know there are two distinct camps on this match, but I've never been more emotionally involved in a match 2. Chris Jericho/Shawn Michaels 3. Someone help me out here. There was a six or eight man tag on ECW with Miz and Morrison and the like that was pretty great for television. G. Best Television Show Of The Year: 1. ECW H. Smart-Mark Out Moment Of The Year: 1. Evan Bourne debuts and gets a push I. DVD Of The Year: 1. Preliminary vote for Edge: Decade of Decadence J. Feud Of The Year: 1. Shawn Michaels/Chris Jericho (I'm as surprised as you) K. Angle Of The Year: 1. Shawn Michaels/Chris Jericho (do I have to be more specific? Can I get more specific than that?) L. Non-Match / Segment Of The Year: 1. Ric Flair bringing out the NWA Title was amazing and the definition of a money making promo because it made me buy WrestleMania M. Female Of The Year (either for wrestling ability or because you find them hot, I don't care): 1. Beth Phoenix 2. Mickie James 3. Awesome Kong N. Announcer / Colour Commentator Of The Year (one or the other): 1. Matt Striker WORST OF: A. Least Entertaining Wrestler (Don't use the "Best Of" classifications, this is for the person who you hate to see in the ring because you find no redeeming entertainment value with them - it probably goes without saying they can't wrestle): 1. Kozlov 2. Robert Roode 3. Matt Morgan B. Worst Interviews/Promos/Non-wrestling Segments: 1. Kurt Angle and Jeff Jarrett bring JJ's children and dead wife into the mix C. Worst Tag Team Of The Year: 1. The Edgeheads D. Worst PPV Of The Year: 1. n/a E. Worst Match Of The Year: 1. Kozlov/HHH F. Worst Television Show Of The Year: 1. I hate to come off as a TNA hater but Impact literally started giving me headaches at one point this year G. 2008's "Embarrassed to be a Wrestling Fan" Moment: 1. Vince McMahon has no idea how phones work H. Worst / Most Disappointing DVD Of The Year: 1. The Life and Times of Mr. Perfect I. Worst Feud: 1. Kurt Angle/Jeff Jarrett J. Worst Angle: 1. Olympic Gold Medalist/Twelve Time Champ Kurt Angle is obsessed with beating Jeff Jarrett (and it's a SHOOT) K. Worst Announcer / Colour Commentator (one or the other): 1. Don West L. Worst Non-Match/Segment Of The Year: 1. Karen's Angle M. Worst Female Of The Year 1. Michelle McCool
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    Main Event Mafia vs The TNA Frontline

    I think they learned from the nWo angle since the faces immediately united as a large group rather than the disorganized jobbers they made WCW look like.
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    Jobs w/ Highest Amount of Douchebags

    We really should have had a Facebook Douchebaggery thread after the election.
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