Boner Kawanger

Elaborate, please

Gotta love the Freak Show Segments that the three hour Raws produce

Orton's way past looking cocky. He's going for cold and calculating now.

He's a bully! A damn bully!! Vintage JBL, stealing what others worked hard for and without any swashbuckling.

Thank god. Shawn can pawn off the Slammy and feed his children for another week.

Santino needs to get hit by a football (an American football) in the groin.

For you conspiracy theorists, Michael Cole said "cross the line" and "number's game" in one spiel and now Hornswoggle is hitting Daivari's kneeling DDT. Hahaha Beth wins and Santino doesn't. Perfect.

Maybe it's because the original segment is on WWE 24/7 right now, but I just had a vision of a Glamarella Live Sex Celebration. Admit it. It would be hilarious. Especially with Santino's pulled scrotiferous.

The heat Vickie gets almost makes this worth it.

Jeff always seems to get caught with that counter, Orton was the 1st to do it. Yeah. At the Rumble, right? I tried to find a GIF of it but no such luck. GLAMARELLA INCOMING~! Also, [Heenan]Edge is in love with that woman!!![/Heenan]

So do R-Truth and The Miz, and hopefully by the end of the night Santino will too. Wait, I forgot. HHH won Best Hair in 1997. Although he should have been stripped of it when he let it waste away to a stringy mess a few years back.

I'm loving all the finisher reversals tonight.

Matt Striker, Evan Bourne and (technically) Charlie Haas all have more Slammys than HHH. The glass ceiling has been destroyed.

Aw, no formal face paint

Finally, Shane's electrical testicles are preserved on DVD

The latest trailer makes me wish they'd bring back this version of the logo

I can go with that, I was just wanting to hear your thoughts for a different perspective.

There's no other place to really mention this, but my Comcast has a section where you can buy rent old Rumble matches OnDemand for $1.99 apiece.

Again, are you talking about the theatrical cut or the extended cut? And I don't want to come off as short or bitchy, but what's there to get? Granted, its been a year since I saw it, so I can barely recall the movie. I did follow it from script to screen. It was a bad script. I'd argue that if there's anyone out there who doesn't "get" Halloween, it's Rob Zombie. I'll applaud the guy for trying something different (because if there's one thing that hurt the series overall, it was people repeating a formula). Honestly, what it comes down to with me is a hatred for movies that try to cast some sort of sympathy for the villain. Michael Myers is not a character who should elicit one iota of sympathy from anyone in the audience. He's a....killer shark, as Busta Rhymes so eloquently put it. Should we bump the old Halloween thread or continue derailing this thread? By the way, the counting to 13 in the Friday trailer was pretty cool.

Welp, those were certainly some wrestling matches. Oddly enough, for a show called Final Resolution, it just set up the next episode of Impact.

Random Thought: Not enough wrestlers are rocking the long tights/tank top combo like Nash does. I wish more guys did.

Relax, I just wanted to namedrop Lief Cassidy. Question: Was that a Frontline (the group, not the aforementioned flea control) shirt Joe and AJ were sporting backstage?

Al Snow has never nor will he ever warrant this kind of response. Especially in 2008. Lief Cassidy, on the other hand...

Ha I remember an Abyss/Black Reign backstage brawl segment on Impact where West did play by play for Dustin trying to lock Abyss' head in a vice grip. Look at that, DW Don West! They're trying to-yes, they're actually going to put that man's head into the VG! The vice grip is what VG stands for and since we're already in the back, let's go over to JB Jeremy Borash!

I was watching Angle/Christian via OnDemand's monthly TNA PPV hype and Tenay did play by play for Angle coming out and his pyro hitting. It was unbelievable.