Boner Kawanger

Cut off her head

The New Age Outlaws for half a mil ten years too late, super duper.

It looks like vampires are the target on South Park this week. This is exciting.

Lou: Cecil just voluntarily confessed, Chief Wiggum: Well, that's some nice work, Lou. You'll make Sergeant for this. Lou: Ah, I already am Sergeant, Chief Wiggum: Perhaps you are. But I say Bob goes back to jail Sideshow Bob: But surely! I mean...I..caught Cecil Wiggum: Maybe so, but Lou here says you were resisting arrest Lou: No I didn't, Chief Wiggum: Quiet Lou, or I will bust you down to Sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin.

- As reported last week, Michael Hayes was suspended from the company due to a situation with Hornswoggle. Hayes comes from the southern school of pro wrestling, which is a very different world than the politically correct world of 2008. Some people accept Hayes and his lingo as is, because it is just his way of speaking, but others wonder how the man can work for a publicly traded company and the language be acceptable. Hayes was a worker that got over by his promo work; his ability to chive talk and the joke is that he considers himself "short" due to his ability to relate with dwarfs. The problem is when dwarfs don't consider him in that way. Many feel that Max Mini got such an easy release; with the ability to go to TNA if he wishes in May is due to issues with Hayes. - The situation was that Hayes was talking with Little Beaver, joking around because they are close behind the scenes. Beav was discussing how cool Hayes was in his day and jokingly said, "You're more of a m*dget than I am." Later in the day Hayes was talking with Hornswoggle and was trying to get him to open up his character and be more out going. Like dwarfs used to be portrayed, and stated to Horny, "I am more of a m*dget than you are." There were witnesses to the conversation. Later in the evening, Hayes gave Horny a playful head BUTT (this was a Freebirds trademark to show that they liked you, dating back nearly 30-years) and Finlay told him never to do that again. Note from Venkman: The above is comedy.

Oho, an English boy, huh? You know, we saved your ass in World War II.

I really don't appreciate the camera angle on the replay of Duggan's three point stance

Bwahaha. Masterstroke~! Bart: Have you seen this man? (blows up balloon that shows Krusty's face) Sea Captain: Yar, that be Handsome Pete. He dances on the pier for nickels! Bart: No, this man. (blows up balloon more) (Lisa and Bart leave and toss some money to Handsome Pete) Sea Captain: Arrr... you gave him a quarter, he'll be dancin' all day. I pick Handsome Pete.

Sorry. I did Ctrl+F "Carl" on page one, and it's misspelled as Karl. I'll remedy this ASAP, Stand by for your pick, Franchise.

You'll all pay for picking everyone I wanted whenever it wasn't my turn. And how shalt thous pay? Lenny: There's nothing like revenge for getting back at people. Carl: Vengeance isn't too bad either.

Oh, sorry. I meant that I thought Mac and the Waitress only did hand/mouth stuff, not Dee and whatshername.

Not to mention, earlier in that episode, he was representing the estate of Charles Chaplin and served Grampa with a cease and desist for making his potatoes into dancers.

Probably using it for video games this year. I'm so glad the site got popular enough to offer more merchandise.

I figure the new generation of fans get all of these basic facts from Wikipedia and YouTube comments. Scary stuff.

I thought they only did hand stuff and maybe some mouth stuff

Did anybody else collect the World of Springfield figures and playsets? I probably have more than twenty plus six or so playsets on my bookshelf back home.

Not only is she dead, but Mac banged her, so she probably has all kinds of diseases now.

Column 2: Arm-Bar/Canadian Arm-Bar

I'm really surprised with just how many articles openly discuss the ending. I almost feel like, with so many people having read the book, that they've been so public with all these alternate endings in an attempt to pull the wool over everyone's eyes, which is a pretty cool marketing device for the movie if you think about it.

With the introduction of Meyer to the thread, I just want to crib an Ebert line and say I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE this Twilight bullshit. When I was visiting my parents a few month's ago, I waded through overly extensive coverage of the books/movie in her Entertainment Weeklies. Coverage that included a cover story and a bad review for the final book. But I guess as long as the cast is hot in a not-so-hot kind of way and there are vapid, easily-swayed girls and lonely, fat girls who have yet to discover the Hardy Boyz there will be a market for this. I swear I overheard a girl in class saying "The books aren't very good, but I don't have anything else to read". This was in a Shakespeare class, so... /rant. TL;DR: I hate vampire bullshit.

Oh, so I have to follow Michael Jackson, do I? Well I have a pick. Alright, just step right in an- GIT OUTTA MY AHFICE!

Su casa es no mas. Su vida es no mas. Somos...extremos! Como la television. + This broke bastard's bed's as soft as shit. + Dee calling her dead mother an "asshole son of a bitch" + Night Man: The Musical commercial ______________ Somthing>Pure Win

Goddammit I've had a picture of Gabbo saved to my Photobucket since yesterday. Oh, well, I was only going to draft him to set up one of my favorite jokes, so I'll just take that ball and run with it...ahem... Did you hear that everyone? Garbo has been drafted!

Days after drafting Cletus, he shows up in my Linguistics text book. I'll try to scan it later.

Only because I've watched it so much did I notice a subtle edit in Jericho's debut. Original: Jericho: Chris Jericho has come to save the WWF! JR: Aww from what? New: Jericho: Chris Jericho has come to save the World Wrestling Federation. Then there's no commentary. The bold part comes from the beginning of the promo where he proclaims himself the new millennium for the Fed.