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And in the spirit of the season... http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/wwezombies/

Don't forget, Major League Baseball doesn't want kids asking their parents what a porno is, thus all the ads from the World Series were pulled. I guess they don't mind about them hearing about sexual activity and erectile dysfunction in dick pill ads, though.

Yeah, it was forbidden in the 80s WWF, I think. Okay, who didn't mark out when Muta busted out a Cattle Mutilation? Sting's reversal was pretty swank, too.

Miles above part one. That was awesome. It made Craig into an actual character with a personality beyond kid who flips everyone off(and they the Guinea Costumes were pretty great).

Watched Piper/Hogan (my best friend is in the audience..if anyone of you knew what he looked like, that would matter) before I went into the work. I lost it when Tony and Dusty were freaking out over Piper pulling out Hogan's hair and Heenan deadpanned "It won't take long". The match is better than I dreaded it would be, but I've become such a Piper mark in the last few years. His awful dropkick is the precursor to the Shining Wizard in my book.

Here's a fifth reason: Due to nothing but timing, Diesel was the flagship going into the In Your House era. He had to be champion when the WWF was testing out monthly pay-per-views, and I'm sure a lot of fans were leery about the concept. Especially since, as noted above, WWF '95 was pretty abysmal.

Mongo was feuding with the Bulldog at the time, because you don't just stand there with a cup of coffee while a man's talkin' to ya! They had a shitty blowoff match at SuperBrawl VIII. I bet Mongo squashed Mortis on Thunder or Saturday Night or something.

(Watching this episode again since it'll be gone tomorrow) I noticed that at the start of the final segment, Tony notes that they are "well past the ten o'clock hour" as the Nitro Girls stumble through a dance routine. Here's where the trouble starts. They're well past ten and didn't cut the Nitro Girls. Then, when Flair tries to run out, he is held back by Doug Dillinger and security. For waaaaay too long. My guess is, in typical WCW fashion, no one told them to not really hold Flair back, thus Flair wasn't able to go after Hennig and cause the DQ in time. Of course the announcers would be clueless. Then there was no time to offer any explanation.

Start posting awesome wrestling pictures... OR ELSE~! save_us.laparka

NOTHIN' BUT PICS FROM HERE ON OUT BROTHER YEEEEEAH

I guessed strip club.

Vince was a pretty good announcer. Not Top Five material, but he's nowhere near the worst.

Jarrett to Don West:"Yell!"

You are so RUDE! It's not being rude, it's being honest. STOP BEING A JERK!!!!!! Stop being a baby dude. I'm not trying to pick a fight with you, but when you try to do or say something funny, you have to be ready for people that aren't amused. You shouldn't be a stand-up comedian if you can't take the hecklers. I'm not saying you shouldn't have posted those pics, I'm just saying that you shouldn't get so upset when someone tells you they aren't funny. EDIT: If you want to try to explain to me why putting red dots over Kurt Angle's eyes or giving Randy Orton an afro is funny, go for it. I just don't get how anyone over maybe 11 would laugh at that. I am paralyzed with rage right now. And thats not Randy Orton with an afro, thats JERRY ORTON. He's Randy's SON. He has an afro because that's coming back by 2029. Also Kurt Angle is a robot because in the future, there will be robots. Is that good enough for you? Geez, why don't you go torture a small puppy or something. This awesome post makes up for the lack of awesome wrestling pictures on the page.

It ended his career for like two weeks

NFL Blitz 20-02 is the pinnacle of football games. I've bought so many games since I picked it up in a bargain bin, but all of my friends still insist on playing it. Serious post.

You're not the only one.

-- TNA's "iMPACT!" video game release has not been nearly as successful as initially hoped. Midway Games lost double what they expected during the third quarter. The company projected losses of $34 million, but now expect to lose $64 million in the quarter. Midway hoped the TNA video game would help save the quarter. Midway canceled two licenses, but spared TNA for the time being. It's being said that sales for the TNA "iMPACT!" video game have not been good at all and the feeling is that if sales continue to disappoint during the holiday season, there will be no future TNA video game releases from Midway. Even if the game sells well during the holiday season, it won't matter if the company goes out of business. PCMag.com posted an article with a headline reading "Midway Games Fighting for Its Life" --from The WON Now see, if Midway doesn't make the next one, I'll probably look forward to it.

Tazz's theme "Thug Entertainter (Just Another Victim)" as performed by Cypress Hill.

Also, "It's gonna get freezing in here" was such a subtle Charlie-ism that my roommate and I were forced to discuss whether or not real people talked like that. They don't. Only Charlie.

The Steiners keep the belts because Larry was made an Official of WCW the week before. I have no idea how they'll cover the DDP thing. It was definitely botched, and, of course, the announcers made it about a thousand times worse.

I don't wanna come off as defending HHH or calling out DCH (I was just joking above), but I kind of see the logic from a marketing standpoint in not showing The Video Game Game in danger. If you look at it from the standpoint that HHH is a top draw/world champion and that the majority of the people buying the game are adolescents/marks, they're going into the game thinking "HHH is the best wrestler in the world! Jim Ross says so! I bet he'll be the shit in the new game!". Which, in theory, they wouldn't think if they saw screenshots of HHH laid out. I know it's a reach (and doesn't include any conspiracy theories), but I doubt HHH himself is even aware of the policy.

Holy shit. See Zack and Miri or Kevin Smith will eat himself to death.

I laughed hysterically throughout the whole "Something about the cat food, the glue, and the beer together combines to make you feel really tired and sick so you go right to sleep" sequence.

I think it was, yeah.