Boner Kawanger

Random: Is The Sandman is the only wrestler to have an action figure made by ECW, WCW, and WWE?

It's been a while since I was in the comic forum. I actually went to the local comic shop yesterday to see if that new Joker comic was out. Since it wasn't, I thought I'd look for a release dates thread or something. Instead, I've been downloading these ever since. This is awesome. Thanks a lot. Do you have any of the Evil Dead/Army of Darkness crossovers?

So I'm guessing this means Terrence Howard wants to pursue his music career.

As opposed to any of the other junkies who've gotten championship runs.... Those junkies ruined everything for all the other junkies.

This just became available for me and ends tomorrow, according to my OnDemand. I just go past the Paul E. angle. I've been enjoying it for the most part. The six man is fun thanks to the fan allegiance. Pillman/Steamboat is a really good match. I like it when technical/high-flying matches have an edge to them, and the whole psyching each other out element adds a lot. So is this the wheel that WCW didn't rig? It has the lever and pyro and other gimmicks. I always figured Coal Miner's Glove was pre-picked so that Jake could have a glove on when he handled the snake, but they may be my childhood logic seeping into my brain.

Between Ari learning a very important lesson and E also leaning a very important lesson, this was more maudlin than an episode of MASH. I also learned a very important lesson: I need to find something better to do Sundays at 9.

The highlight for me was Flair screaming at AA "I want to be on Team Package! I want to be on Team Package!!!" This was seriously why. Thanks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScxoUbS0QPQ Team Package action within

I hate Dom and don't really like Phil Mickelson either, this is looking bad for me.

He's trying to escape.

The episode where Bart gets trapped in a well. Radio Bart. Season three. With Sting. "I would do anything to help one of my fans!" "Umm...actually...I don't think Bart has any of your albums." "Quiet, Marge. He's a good digger." Then Sting digs Bart out, only be thrown out of frame (and the rest of the episode) by Homer. Edit: I guess I should have figured out from the title that Bart doesn't have a megaphone in that one. My bad.

I guess it's pretty stupid from both sides, considering that it is wrestling. I still say, if you want blood to mean something like that, you probably shouldn't book multiple bloodbaths in one night. Then again, this is the company that has not one but TWO special enforcers in two different matches on one show.

If you missed this episode, you missed out on an extraordinary adventure. We watched it twice. Dennis' facial expressions in the background were awesome.

I think the third screen of the second (I believe) Wily level is one of the most frustrating pieces of gaming in a while. It's jumping between blocks with more blocks right above your head that have sparks flying around them. If you're off by an inch you fall below to land on and or get hit by some Mets. It seriously gives me flashbacks to the original Ninja Turtles game.

Playing MGS2 first, I was able to skip all of the stupid cutscenes with minimal damage. I think I got up and made dinner during the ending, too.

Bingo. Now. I don't wanna get into a whole dissertation here on Team 3D/MCMG, because I don't have five paragraphs to dedicate to the subject, so I'll keep it short. What the fuck do the Dudleys deserve anymore? They're 20 time tag champions over three promotions and ten years time. In these three promotions and ten years, they have done absolutely nothing to freshen up their act, which was stale what, five, six years ago? Don't get me wrong, I was a Dudley fan pre-2002. It's 2008, gang. If you think Team 3D means anything to the future of TNA, let alone means more than the Guns, then you probably pine for the days of a Kevin Nash booked WCW. Bottom line: It is their time to be putting people over. If they wanted blading in that match that would have meant something, then they should have given them to Brothers Ray and Devon and pointless lackey Johnny Devine. Hey, why the hell is Devine carrying around a singapore cane AND Shelley's Paparazzi cam? I realize he was shoehorned into that angle near the end, but it doesn't mean anything anymore other than "He hit him with that signature ________, DW! To the back with JB!"

When Dee comes over and interrupts Dennis and Jan's party, it sounds like Dennis explains away his own sister by calling her a bad lay. One hour til the new episode, yahoo.

Two interesting stories: Warner Bros. Pictures are keen on landing Oscar nominee Ryan Gosling to portray the titular hero Hal Jordan in their upcoming film version of the superhero comic "Green Lantern" reports Latino Review. The likes of Seth Green, Justin Long and David Boreanaz had previously been rumored for the part, but a reliable studio source of theirs denies such claims and say Gosling is the main actor being sought. In the comics, Hal Jordan is a test pilot who was given a power ring by a dying alien, and became a member of the Green Lantern Corps - an interstellar organization of police overseen by the Guardians of the Universe. Greg Berlanti is assigned to direct the film which is due out in 2010. ___________________ Sources tell Hollywood Elsewhere that "No Country for Old Men" and "W." star Josh Brolin has signed on for the title role in Warner Bros. Pictures' "Jonah Hex". HE editor Jeff Wells is confident in the scoop and claims that "the deal is sealed". Yet the studio will not confirm the rumor, and Brolin's rep claims the actor is "not attached." Jonah Hex is a western comic book anti-hero, a middle-aged bounty hunter and gunslinger with a heavily scarred face whose quest in the film is tracking down a voodoo practitioner. Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor ("Crank," "Pathology") are helming the project. ___________________ Reading the two headlines at once, I thought that Josh Brolin would be an awesome Hal Jordan. And if you're like me and wondering who Greg Berlanti is, he's directed one movie (2000's The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy aka Dean Cain as a gay softball player) but at least he's experienced with Superman.

If I remember right, the main reason they didn't want to bleed is because whatever PPV the match was on already had another hardcore match and a first blood match or something. It would have meant nothing for them to bleed.

I'm watching this one right now, just got through the Von Erich/Garvin promos. Am I the only one here who thought Mascaras/Roberts was kind of a swank match?

Noble over Henry in :14 via knockout.

The one and only.

I just remembered Team Package. For some bizarre reason I really liked that team.

Some church people love a public sinner as much as public sinners love to namedrop "church" as their next destination.

Nowhere else to post this, but my Comcast OnDemand has an SNL section for E! and the Mad Tea Party sketch is up.

"Karate..snow machine....chops it. CHOPS IT. "Dude, what's with the chopping?" "I'm chopping with all of my energy...and mostly power." You can't go wrong with Charlie chopping.