Boner Kawanger

So my OnDemand folders have been rearranged. It shows that I have bought the 24/7 package, but when I try to watch something, it says I have to subscribe. I guess it's time for my monthly call to Comcast.

"Next Saturday" in Classic Threads. I don't remember the ending, just that we were constantly getting updates from the party. This was before RSS feeds were the in-thing, so it was a big deal.

I was actually sitting front row ringside when they missed the table with Spike. Here's Hacksaw Charlie Haas from a recent house show.

Next saturday night, this girl from The Sims is having a birthday party at her Sims house. Her best Sim friend is my girlfriend on The Sims, Shelby. Me and Shelby have been together for 5 weeks on The Sims, and I know it's the perfect time to "do it" in The Sims. I mean, we're both goin to upgrade The Sims soon and the girl's parents won't be online for the party. I already tlaked to Shelby and we're gonna do it in The Sims next Saturday night, only 11 1/2 days!!! Yes, me and Shelby will both lose our Sims virginty on Saurday October 18 2008!!!

I guess MizTV is just Titantrons and music videos? Hosted by The Miz.

All while yelling "Come on, baby!" That Jericho is dead. He'll do it with the most stoic look on his face while he explains why he's so much better than Shawn Michaels ever was.

I hope he books Shawn in every match and then pins him with one foot in the main event.

The rumor I heard was that they pissed Dutch Mantell off by refusing to blade in that six man tag they had with Jay Lethal versus Team 3D (long story short, it conflicted with something they learned in their training-don't blade unless it really matters), so that's why they were booked to be knocked out early and have been depushed ever since. Coincidentally, this was around the time I rapidly started losing interest in TNA. Alex Shelley's awesome.

Hey, I know porn star titties when I see 'em. I don't need 'em pointed out towards me. I mean, to me.

There was an episode of Raw on recently where Monsoon threatened to throw Steve Austin's "ass out of the building". It was both incredibly awesome and incredibly odd to hear Monsoon curse on TV. Who the hell is J.W. Storm? A little investigative journalism led to my finding out that he is former DDP bodyguard MAXX MUSCLE~! and marking out a little. One of his other ring names was Big Juice. Jeff Warner as Maxx Muscle is a Wikipedia-created myth. When will the government put regulations on wrestling-related Wikipedia articles?

I remember hearing Rey's Havoc '97 gear referred to as his "Slam Evil!" attire back in the day, especially when it was included as his 4th alternate costume in WCW/nWo Revenge. I still remember marking out over how many masks and outfits you could do with Rey. Anyways, "Slam Evil" was the tagline for that Phantom movie with what's his name, so chalk it up as another one of Rey's superhero outfits, I guess.

When my Comcast update our OnDemand to include around three folders for True Blood, we lost the Entourage folder. It's terrible. Unlike last night's episode which redeemed the last few episodes in my mind. As someone who has been forced by mushrooms to communicate only via handwritten notes, I felt like they nailed the whole tripping aspect. I was so gad that it wasn't shot with weird lenses and colors. The very real balanced well with the (completely and bizarrely out of nowhere) Eric Roberts cameo. I'll be honest, some of his role was borderline distracting, but I still loved it. I wonder if it was written for Gary Busey? Also, we're four for four on nudity. My roommate's put himself in charge of keeping up with it, apparently.

There are no words to describe "Mac and Charlie Die" other than CRAIG T NEL-SON!

Wait, what the hell Batman mask are you talking about? I was (jokingly) talking about all the Iron Man masks/DVD cases popping up in the thread. And I suppose the storyline for The Graysons will be the family driving around from town to town performing acrobatics (under AND over the Big Top!) and solving mysteries. Probably with a chimp. And an elephant. And a young man named Eddie Nygma will show up and make some stilted reference to riddles.

I thought that was a laugh track until they busted out all of their stupid ass chants. I mean, where else but TNA is there an "OJ" chant?

I'll be honest, I was always too creeped out by Bobby Heenan's fawning over Luger when he was introduced as the Narcissist. I'll admit that this thread did bring back fond memories of Luger KO'ing Bret Hart out of nowhere at some WrestleMania brunch though.

Plus Heenan pulled one over on everybody involved by buying back Andre's contract from DiBiase at a profit. And that's why he's the Brain.

RKO Gif Santino Gif Randy Orton is my god and the RKO is his message. Santino is my Jesus and the Trombone March is my salvation. Also, lesbians.

What rocked more-Luger's surfer dude guitar solo entrance theme (which was awesome) or Luger's skin tight black jeans and Fubu jersey look? I think it's strange that such an unlikable, mostly lazy guy has so many entertaining moments. In WCW. I hate pretty much everything he did in the WWF. Sometimes I feel like his reputation isn't deserved, though. Then you here him brought up on the 24/7 Roundtables and he's portrayed as someone who was basically ashamed of being a wrestler. That said, I'll agree on the Luger/Sting team/angle from '95 to pre NWO '96 was some of the best work Luger ever did. I guess the fact that he was most genuinely entertaining as a douchebag heel speaks volumes. His heel turn caused Tony to drop the ol' F Bomb on live TV. Also, never forget that Lex Luger is the only man to ever make Bret Hart submit.

I've always wanted to see the Machines gimmick. I'd even say it had potential today. Imagine the Animal Machine, the Punk Machine, and the ever so mysterious CHARLIE HAAS MACHINE wrestling dark matches after Raw. Okay, the mask would probably hinder Animal Machine to the point that he would tear something, but otherwise there's potential.

Shawn and HHH are so obnoxiously funny on this Raw. I lost it when Bret challenged the man standing next to Shawn, causing Shawn to stare off to his left until Bret clarified he wanted HHH.

I ended up getting MGS4 with my PS3 in the bundle and tried my damndest to only play online and skip any story parts of the main single player campaign. Just so that I could play through 1-3 beforehand. Couldn't resist though, so I went through 4 first and just finished 1 the other weekend. Going onto 2 & 3 now. Yah I know I did the story a lil backwards but I'm just looking at it like I'm seeing "prequels" to the 4th game, heh. My roommate had MGS2 on his Xbox, so I finally played it a few months ago and completely fell for it. I tracked down a copy of Twin Snakes that I could play on my Wii and beat it twice (I had an old save file from 2006 on there that I finished immediately after my new file). I really, really want to play Snake Eater. I've heard it is the best one. Hopefully I can borrow a PS2 from someone. Until then I found some old Splinter Cell games for $4 at a local game store. Hopefully they'll tide me over.

That's the worst Batman mask I've ever seen. By the way, Christopher Nolan looks to be attached to direct the third one according to Production Mag, an insider/business magazine in Hollywood that gets its news straight from the studios. Also, Smallville is due to be replaced by a show called The Graysons. Yes, those Graysons.

Four. Don't forget the Bulldog.

They're probably directly wired to someone in WWE's directing truck who would pick up on it and call it in.