Boner Kawanger

I heard if you have a sign with one blank side, they won't let you in with it.

There was an episode of Raw on recently where Monsoon threatened to throw Steve Austin's "ass out of the building". It was both incredibly awesome and incredibly odd to hear Monsoon curse on TV. Who the hell is J.W. Storm? A little investigative journalism led to my finding out that he is former DDP bodyguard MAXX MUSCLE~! and marking out a little. One of his other ring names was Big Juice.

Just based on the micwork from Flair, the Horsemen, Dusty, Cornette, and plenty of others, NWA has quickly become what I look forward to most on 24/7.

http://www.youtube.com/experiencewii Just sit back and watch and don't panic.

"Wanted" and "Night Watch" director Timur Bekmambetov will helm a reimagining of the Herman Melville's 1851 literary classic "Moby Dick" for Universal Pictures reports Variety. Adam Cooper and Bill Collage will pen the screenplay which ditches Ishmael's narration in favour of a "action-adventure revenge story" that allows the filmmakers to depict the white whale's decimation of other ships prior to its encounter with Ahab's Pequod. Ahab himself will be depicted more as a charismatic leader rather than the brooding obsessive, a controversial move considering the whole point of the novel is the destructive nature of relentless obsession. --- Look, I think Moby Dick is one of the most boring novels ever written. The premise is great, the Gregory Peck movie is great, but the book is basically one part novel and one part anatomy of whales/whaling. Very technical. Very boring. Still, it's a great story, as the article above points out. To me, stripping out all the deeper elements and replacing them with generic action beats is a borderline parody of the Hollywood so creatively drained that only remakes get approved. The plot reeks of the direct-to-DVD ripoff that would come out the same week as a real, studio Moby Dick picture. Then it hit me.

I'm gonna start trying to opine that "the moon must be in retrograde" anytime something goes wrong from now on.

Thanks, I was never sure if it was a rumor or not.

Its passable as a take off on Minnesota Wrecking Crew but if you want highbrow wrestling internet humor, I'll try harder.

CHARLIE "_____ " HAAS or "Who Haas Charlie Been?" would be perfect signs, I think.

All those for calling the Colons The Caribbean Rectum Crew, say aye.

DiamondDust, I'm so glad I'm not the only person in Tuscaloosa with 24/7. So is it true that when Flair was talking about Mongo, Malenko, and Arn that he mentioned Benoit to a nice ovation? Obviously, if i happened, it was cut.

Speaking of weird Flair/Piper promos, I can't find this one on YouTube anymore so I hope they put it up before the month is over. Flair is in DC and going mad with power being WCW president (its March or April of 1999), so he makes Piper "Vice President of the World!" and Piper postulates that "even though you don't smoke, if you got hit by a tobacco truck and died, I'd be president!!". And of course they threaten to have sex with Hillary Clinton and random peoples' wives. It's awesome.

Thread is useless without pics.

The Brooklyn Brawler won a 20-man battle royal to earn a world title shot during the 11/15 MSG event; other participants included: Los Boricuas, DOA, the Truth Commission, Brian Christopher, Scott Taylor, the Headbangers, and Blackjack Windham & Blackjack Bradshaw, among others I remember PWI covering this. I couldn't wrap my head around it then, and I still can't. Did the Brawler/Michaels match air?

Benoit wouldn't have got the Sullivan feud, he wouldn't have got Nancy, he wouldn't...and so on. Wow.

-Spit in the ring -Chant "Satan" -Bring your daughter I saw a guy do this once. It looked like he was escorted backstage before the matches even started! Maybe you can do this and meet all "the boys". Seriously, though, just have fun without being obnoxious. Cheer the faces, boo the heels. Get into it.

Didn't it have a hotline number on it?

Imagine how great Glamorella would be if Bobby Heenan was in the booth screaming "She is in love with that man!"...

Unless his injury would have drastically changed things, I always pictured him in Foley's place as putting Austin over after his first title win. I think he would have stayed in the WWF despite the screwjob since the whole reason for him being there was to make money for his kids.

A man badly posts Wind comes and away he blows Much like his posting

"Rot in hell killing yourself forever" was on purpose, believe it or not.

I liked reading this forum for a long time and then Deon came along. And I just came less and less. Now it's years later, I'm in a forum I never even knew existed, everyone changed their names, I had to buy shitty weed, and it's nearly 4 in the fucking morning. I need a goddamn index card to keep up with everything now. Deon never posted a thread about banging anyone, so I assume he's never been sex and will die alone. Rot in hell killing yourself forever and take your mental twin Jerichoholic with you. Deon you embedded a shitty YouTube video in the Bond thread the other day and it crashed my computer. Probably not your fault but then again fuck you. Mods ban Jerichoholic next.

Ohh, nevermind. There's a thread.

Ohh, nevermind. There's a thread.

Was Lil' Bitch/whatever Deon Darko or whatever that dumbass was called and where was he banned? Because I needs to reads that shit.