Boner Kawanger

The reason Snake hates Sonic is because hedgehogs eat snakes in the wild. And I think I've had about five successful With Anyone matches. I hardly try anymore.

The Dark Knight is going to have a presence at the New York Comic Con in about two weeks, so maybe the latest viral stuff is leading to a new trailer that will debut there. I wouldn't be surprised to see another scavenger hunt start up there, either. Whatever happens, I hope they don't screen exclusive footage like they did last time.

No. I don't think so. These pictures weren't officially released by the WB and they ruin a few scenes of the movie. Link to images like this, don't post them without warning.

Cool. Giant pictures of spoilers. Thanks.

Today's viral marketing stunt leads to a phone number that turns out to be Gordon busting anyone who calls for being a Joker accomplice. April Fools.

Wario can taunt while he's riding his bike. It's rad.

Yeah, Juvi won the title from Kidman the night after...ugh...Fall Brawl '98.

I wanna say the Horsemen Parody, but it will probably never see the light of day again, actually. Malenko/Mysterio the night after Bash at the Beach 1996 is a pretty sweet match and Rey's first title win. The match he had with Psychosis at the PPV the night before pretty much made Rey in WCW, and I always figured they kinda had to give him the title after that. And shame on you all for not demanding a comprehensive look at Chris Jericho's reign of terror as Cruiserweight champ in 1998. Everything from ripping Dave Penzer's tuxedo (and subsequent tuxes he bought to apologize) to his descent on Washington DC.

Raven, Vampiro, and the ICP? Or were they the Dead Pool? The Dark Carnival was Vampiro, Muta, and somebody else, right?

I actually saw three at Target a few days ago, which was the first time I'd seen them there in months (which was the first time I'd ever seen them in stores). As for the next big game, we can't rule out the next-gen Kid Icarus. I've been hoping it would be some kind of adventure/RTS hybrid after playing it on the Virtual Console. Something Zelda-esque with dungeons you clear as Pit, rescuing soldiers along the way. Then, since Pit commands the army, you send them out to fight bigger battles against monster armies (or maybe just some Colossus's, since I remember hearing Miyamoto being intrigued by SotC).

I remapped the buttons on my classic controller tonight and we're finding the layout to be a lot better. All I did was turn off the tap jump, change B to jump, Y to special attacks, and X to grab. If you're like me, your instinct is to press B to jump on the SNES/Classic anyways.

Alright, I finally got around to registering everyone with Brawl for my Wii. I'll update my Wii with your Brawl codes later, as for now, mine is 3222 5249 8185

Coach Nash was pretty much the forerunner for the Dr. Nash/PCS Bowl angle, so how could you not like the Thrillers? Not to mention Mike Sanders (who had a pretty huge following on whatever form this board was in back in the day) was pretty good on the mic and WCW was doing a half-decent job of pushing Sean O'Haire as the next big thing in a subtle sort of way. Didn't they feud with the Filthy Animals for a while? I guess I've forgotten a lot of the feuds they were in.

Coach Nash was pretty much the forerunner for the Dr. Nash/PCS Bowl angle, so how could you not like the Thrillers? Not to mention Mike Sanders (who had a pretty huge following on whatever form this board was in back in the day) was pretty good on the mic and WCW was doing a half-decent job of pushing Sean O'Haire as the next big thing in a subtle sort of way. Didn't they feud with the Filthy Animals for a while? I guess I've forgotten a lot of the feuds they were in.

This'll be the first Wii game I care about playing online so I'll start adding numbers later this week if I have time.

WCW may be long dead but the legacy lives forever! Why are people still confused about this? Everyone knew going into the match that they were gonna go for a double-turn, since Hogan, as leader of the new nWo, was a heel and Flair, as the new non-crooked President of WCW, was a face. Its simple booking: Charles Robinson was the referee, and this was the beginning of the angle where he was Flair's personal referee. I think he became Lil' Naitch shortly thereafter. Anyways, I believe Flair got busted open first but Robinson wouldn't call for the bell, leading the announcers to speculate that the ref hadn't deemed the cut deep enough to be worth ringing the bell. Then when Hogan started bleeding...he wouldn't call for the bell...for no reason...leading the announcers to speculate...um...carry the one...well they didn't really speculate anything and then Flair got a three count. See? Simple.

When dealing with Gamestop, you've gotta keep in mind that they would probably take a preorder for a new Legend of Zelda game they made up and tell you it'll come out on December 31 if it got them another preorder.

Does anyone find it worrisome that there's only a little bit of vague information about Mario Kart? For a first party game featuring first party mascots, there's literally zero hype (especially compared to that other game). Considering the popularity of Mario Kart, you'd think that we'd know if the game comes out in six weeks. My first instinct is that there's no real release date and that the Gamestop database just generated a random date. Maybe we'll hear more about it after Smash Bros. comes out. I'm still surprised they'd release two of their most popular multiplayer games within a month of each other. It's just weird.

I don't know if Mongo ever fully recovered from having bleach thrown in his eyes all those years ago...

I've heard Planet Terror described as the zombie movie that John Carpenter never made in the 80s, and that's the perfect description, right down to the synthesized score.

31. Lashley couldn't take the Slingshot Suplex. 32. Bossman couldn't be bought off by Ted DiBiase, but Lashley worked for Donald Trump 33. Lashley tipped over a car, Bossman hit people with nightsticks. Bossman's method was surprisingly more effective. 34. Bossman had hair. 35. Bossman teamed with Mr. Perfect. 36. Bossman was in WrestleFest and No Mercy (the video games) 37. When the Bossman wears a suit to beat you down, he fixes his tie when he's done. Lashley probably just rips his expensive shirt off. Idiot. 38. Bossman threw a better dropkick. 39. Bossman had that swank sliding uppercut, too. 40. I started this post with one idea, but the Bossman is so...boss....that I went way overboard.

I mean, that's their viewpoint; so, that's the website for them. They can do something about being in the area code of the beast, though. Has Terry Gilliam made a statement yet? I heard CNN say they had reached out to the crew of the movie they were making, but I don't know if they ever got a response.

Hey, the area code for that church is 66604. Shouldn't they...move down the road or something?

I haven't seen this mentioned anywhere, and I thought it was a pretty cool touch, so I'll share it. I was at the movies and saw the poster with The Joker writing Why So Serious? for the first time in person, and I also noticed that it had something smaller written under the web address in font that looked like it had been written in jagged, bloody letters. But these letters were written upside down, backwards, and whatnot, so it was tough to make it out at a glance. Today I got the other Why So Serious poster in the mail (I ordered it, it's not viral marketing) and noticed the same writing. Looking at it for the first time, I thought the letters were scrambled, but when I got it on my wall, I sat down and figured out that it spelled ATASTEFORTHETHEATRICAL. I know that's the site for the trailer, but I was just impressed that they made it just a little harder to find. Oh, and this is definitely one of the coolest posters I've ever had.

What do I need to do to make that play? I've downloaded the plug-in it told me to download, but it's just not playing.