Boner Kawanger

Oh, and hey, look. The real Virtual Console. http://www.vnes.thatsanderskid.com/

I went to Gamestop today with some friends so they could get Gears of War, and while I wandered around looking for DS games, I saw an open box on the floor. Inside it? Three perfectly white boxes with the Wii logo and system pictures. I had a plan to steal at least one, but apparently people are sensitive about pushing over a guy in a wheelchair. Hey, it's called "sleight of hand". Anyways, I'm thinking about trying to get a Wii on release just to see if I can get lucky. If not, I'll get one after Christmas or whenever available. But I do have a question. Question: I've never owned a system (other than the DS) that's capable of going online. In my dorm room, I have Ethernet and a phone extension that can be used to connect. Is there any way to get the Wii online without a wireless router? PS I am perfectly retarded when it comes to computers, so if the answer is obvious, my bad.

It's late, so I'll keep it short. First off, I have no idea how I keep falling ass-backwards into these things. This one was in Birmingham, I don't know if it was a MySpace screening or what. Someone just handed our friend Corey about fifteen passes, which were made up to look like Kazakhstan documents. I really wish we could have kept them, but I was too busy getting scanned by a guard with a metal detector to protest. Anyways, Borat is amazing. The funniest movie I've seen in years. I know the big question, and yes, the . I'll try to go into more detail tomorrow when I get some time, but honestly, I don't want to spoil a thing. Go in to this one completely unprepared and get ready to laugh for pretty much 96% of the movie. I'll also try to answer any other questions anyone has, so yeah.

Hey guys, I bought a pack of Pokemon cards and some Internet stock. Say hello to the newest millionaire on TSM.

The only parts that I guess are scripted are when Borat and his producer are alone. Everyone else completely falls for it, just like on TV.

Ah yes, this was 1995 since that's when I got cable. Definitely on WCW Pro. DDP did a weekly arm wrestling challenge. If anyone could beat him, he could have a date w/ Kimberly and I think a trophy. 90% of the challengers were jobbers that DDP easily disposed of. Van Hammer came out one week and DDP feigned an injury and left. Several weeks later, Hammer comes out again . . . but this time blocks the entrance w/ the guardrail . . . although he never did lock it, so in theory, DDP could have easily moved the rail back and left again, but it was a Sat morning show so they hooked horns. I believe Max kicked Hammer's leg to cause him to lose. The angle came to a head at GAB95 when Dave Sullivan beat DDP. Weeks before on Pro, DDP asked Dave where he'd take Kimberly if they went out on a date which inspired Dusty on commentary to bellow out "Take her honky tonkin!" And, of course, DDP got his revenge by cooking Evad's pet rabbit and serving it to him and Kim. Beat the Bossman angle by years.

I've been waiting years for someone else to say that.

I guess we should start at the beginning... I'm a senior in high school. Every year during Homecoming, we traditonally have Egg Wars, wherein the Juniors and Seniors get on opposite sides of a field and throw eggs at each other. This has been going on for thirty years with no trouble. Of course, this year, it all went to hell. First off, the land we went to turned out to be government property. Not that we knew, but hell, I'll admit fault. Well, this made a lot of people fume, so being the Senior Class President that I am, I wind up in a meeting with our principal and the police with a few other class officers. Long story short, we have to clean up these places we went or we all get prosecuted and charged with criminal tresspassing, criminal littering, and criminal mischief. Never mind that most of us in the meeting weren't there. I mean, what else do you expect from vague threats from an old cop? We cleaned up the places and everything blew over until someone in my class sent in something to the MTV show High School Stories: Scandals, Pranks and Controversies. Luckily enough, they were looking for stories for the new season that starts this month. Next thing I know, I'm on the phone with Amy from MTV for an hour and a half, giving her all the details I can. I have to call her back tomorrow. Here's what we know for certain as of now: -They'll be here next week to interview us and film a re-enactment. -Our principal won't cooperate (one of the first times in the show's history), so we have to film at another school -It airs at the end of October I'll update this tomorrow and have pictures next week. I know what we did sounds immature (it is), but I'm hoping they allow us to point out what a blatant hypocrite the adults in the situation were. More on that tomorrow, though. But yeah, next month, Mattdotcom and his little hick town will be revealed to the world. This is so fucked up.

Yeah, I saw it back in July and thought about bumping this, but I could give a damn either way. My favorite part was seeing me get up to go to the meeting and then CUT TO: a completely new group of people. I agree with NYankees. You shoulda been at the real thing, my friend. It was even worse.

In case anyone doesn't know, this is a movie from Todd Phillips (Old School) starring Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Heder. I don't know if you guys were expecting much from this. I wasn't. Yet I was still disappointed. I'll go with a short, spoiler-free review and then put spoilers below. Basically, if you've seen the preview, you know the deal. Jon Heder, in a role he's certainly not accustomed to, plays a loser who enrolls in some kind of weird, underground self-help class taught by Billy Bob and Michael Clark Duncan. He goes after a girl in his building, only to find that his teacher is going after her to teach him his final lesson. It's pretty formulatic, and maybe it's because I really don't like Jon Heder in anything, but the movie got maybe two laughs out of me. Billy Bob Thornton is misused. We were rooting for him because Jon Heder is just a black hole here. No sympathy, and it's just hard to root against Billy Bob Thornton, especially considering the opposition. This is one of those movies where if you see the trailer, you can skip the whole movie. If this hadn't been free, we would have probably walked out. Oh, just in case you're wondering, we got our tickets to the screening from our friend that edits the entertainment section of the school's paper. Spoilers Follow To sum it up, I'll be honest. I've got different tastes in comparison to a lot of people, and some of the people there were laughing a lot. So if you think it looks good, check it out. But if you were like me and didn't think the previews looked that great, then save your money.

Then don't go see it. I have never seen Anger Management, but now that you mention it, the plots are kinda similar.

Although she can't remember what for...

That doesn't sound like the Duffs. That doesn't sound like the Duffs at all! *ahem* Here's some real news: a new Casino Royale trailer will be online within the next 24 hours according to Dark Horizons.

Once in a lifetime comes a video like this: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4...q=wwe&hl=en

I am screaming already. Seriously, I kinda agree that there's an audience for this film, but it's not going to be huge.

I saw an ad for the new NOES DVD in the upcoming releases catalogue we got at the Blockbuster I worked at over the summer. The only listed extras were those that were on the original DVD, so I'm thinking they got some of the stuff off the original laser disc and added a new retrospective or something.

I don't understand what any of this means. I think you just might be taking this discussion a bit too personal, WP. And I always thought Rocky V bombed because it was perceived by the public as a bad movie, being the fifth Rocky movie and all. One thing's for sure, we can all agree that Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge is going to kick ass, though.

I can't pimp Electroplankton enough, especially since it's getting re-released. Just a simple time killer for the DS. Some nights it's relaxing enough to put me to sleep.

I'm thinking Nintendo continues to copy Apple's marketing and goes for a surprise worldwide launch after Spaceworld next month. The tech is just updated Gamecube graphics, it doesn't need much more refining or work. The controller is operational. The only thing I'm unsure about is the Virtual Console, since Nintendo's never done anything like it. The other day, IGN had an article about Nintendo debuting some new games at another convention and said one would be particular pleasing for fans. Any speculation?

I can't be expected to remember dates! I need you guys constantly holding my hand and telling me what to buy and when to do it! So has anybody picked it up yet?

Bob is living the dream. But this thread is now about how I saw season 4 at Best Buy last night and had no idea it was even out. Seriously, have I just been under a rock?

Well, out of all the nominees, the only music that I own is Electroplankton. I'm really surprised that it was even nominated.

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You're the only person on the Internet that thinks the same way I do about The Joker.Thanks for posting that.

Does anybody have one yet? Some Targets broke the street date.